ChallengeId 4803650
Title TOURNAMENT MATCH: Osolemirnix(332918) vs I Always Lose(156157)
AttackerId 332918
DefenderId 156157
Created 2012-12-29 00:03:07
Status Fought
MatchType Ladder
WinnerId 156157
TOURNAMENT MATCH
AutoHeal: Osolemirnix uses 1 Ap for healing 1 damage
Osolemirnix makes a stupendous Front Powerslam for 11 damage.
Did you see the sweat fly?!
I Always Lose makes an extraordinary Shooting Star Press for 17 damage.
Wow, he must only suck every other day!
Osolemirnix makes a pathetic Full Nelson Slam for 1 damage.
Osolemirnix is really sucking tonight.
I Always Lose breaks Osolemirnix's momentum with a Knee to Gut for 1.
Osolemirnix makes an incredible Top-rope splash for 17 damage.
I Always Lose lands lifeless on the mat!
I Always Lose summons all of his strength and lifts Osolemirnix high into the air by his throat! I Always Lose then brings Osolemirnix crashing down to the mat for a devastating Chokeslam for 7!
Osolemirnix makes The Windmill for 12 damage.
I Always Lose leaps mightily into the air and performs a Drop Kick, connecting right in the middle of Osolemirnix's chest for 7.
I Always Lose is lying on the ropes trying to catch his breath... OH MY! Osolemirnix grabs the back of I Always Lose's head and jumps to the arena floor, clotheslining I Always Lose on the top rope with a sneaky Ring Rope Clothesline Snap for 3!
Osolemirnix charges I Always Lose. I Always Lose coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. I Always Lose shoves his left arm under Osolemirnix's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 2.
This is a terrific match so far!
Osolemirnix makes Spinning punch for 2 damage.
I Always Lose tries to make a Spring Board Moonsault.
But Osolemirnix counters for 7 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Osolemirnix catches I Always Lose off guard and goes for a quick win! He puts him into a Compactor for 1 and the ref begins the count!
I Always Lose hooks both arms of Osolemirnix! He brings him to the mat back first for 1!
Osolemirnix makes Head scissors for 4 damage.
I Always Lose makes Leg Breaker for 9 damage.
Osolemirnix leaps mightily into the air and performs a Drop Kick, connecting right in the middle of I Always Lose's chest for 3.
Osolemirnix tries to raise the ladder!
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but I Always Lose stops him!
I Always Lose makes a stupendous Flip-Over Cover for 1 damage.
I Always Lose grabs Osolemirnix's head and falls back, rolling up and hooking Osolemirnix's leg for 1... That's some Small Package!
My bank I was in was robbed by armed gunmen with assult weapons, and this is actually more exciting!
Osolemirnix rakes the back of I Always Lose for 1 damage.
I Always Lose holds Osolemirnix in a standing front facelock then falls back, slamming Osolemirnix's head into the mat for 14. I think he tried to bury him with that DDT!
I Always Lose tries to raise the ladder!
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but Osolemirnix stops him!
Osolemirnix grabs I Always Lose around the waist. Osolemirnix suplexes once.... twice.... three times! There it is folks, a Rolling Germans for 5!
Osolemirnix grabs I Always Lose's feet and spreads his legs apart, looking to the crowd. I Always Lose is waving his hands and pleading for mercy, knowing what is coming. Feeling sufficiently goaded, Osolemirnix cruelly lifts a leg and drops it right into I Always Lose's crotch, landing a Low Blow Leg Drop for 2!
I Always Lose makes Shoulder Block for 6 damage.
Osolemirnix tries to make a Leg Breaker.
But I Always Lose counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
I Always Lose deftly maneuvers himself behind Osolemirnix and locks him into control with an expertly applied Chicken Wing for 4!
Osolemirnix has I Always Lose stunned... What he doing? He's climbing the ropes... he leaps with his hands locked together, hitting I Always Lose on the head with a Top Rope Axe Handle for 1!
I Always Lose performs a Stomp for 1. He's stomping on Osolemirnix like a caller at a square dance!
My wife gave birth yesterday, and this is actually more exciting!
Osolemirnix makes Leg Breaker for 4 damage.
With an impressive show of 'roid rage induced strength, I Always Lose presses Osolemirnix above his head, then performs a Gorilla Press for 9, simply letting Osolemirnix drop right to the ground.
Osolemirnix grabs I Always Lose's feet and spreads his legs apart, looking to the crowd. I Always Lose is waving his hands and pleading for mercy, knowing what is coming. Feeling sufficiently goaded, Osolemirnix cruelly lifts a leg and drops it right into I Always Lose's crotch, landing a Low Blow Leg Drop for 2!
I Always Lose makes Head Butt for 6 damage.
I Always Lose charges Osolemirnix. Osolemirnix coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Osolemirnix shoves his left arm under I Always Lose's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 1.
I Always Lose makes Sidewalk Slam for 4 damage.
Osolemirnix sends I Always Lose into the ropes... Osolemirnix bends down and lifts I Always Lose up and over to land hard on his back for 2.
Osolemirnix tries to raise the ladder!
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but I Always Lose stops him!
I Always Lose hoists Osolemirnix onto his shoulders, setting him up for a Airplane spin drop! He's spinning him right round, baby, right round! Like a record, baby, right round, round round! Osolemirnix gets dropped for 6!
I Always Lose tries to raise the ladder!
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but Osolemirnix stops him!
Osolemirnix performs a backflip off the top rope and does a Moonsault for 10, causing I Always Lose to writhe in pain on the mat! You'd be in pain, too, if you just had your moon salted!
I Always Lose grabs Osolemirnix's arm under his own and steps around behind him. I Always Lose hooks a leg over Osolemirnix's thigh and tightens his grip, placing Osolemirnix in a painful Abdominal Stretch for 4.
I was mugged yesterday, and this is actually more exciting!
I Always Lose is sent hurtling toward the ropes with an Irish Whip! A waiting and eager Osolemirnix is waiting on his return trip with a hellacious Clothesline for 3!
I Always Lose makes Leg Split for 5 damage.
Osolemirnix makes German Suplex for 4 damage.
I Always Lose bites Osolemirnix for 1. Who does he think he is, Mike Tyson?!
Osolemirnix makes an incredible Shoulder Block for 9 damage.
I Always Lose was thrown around like a dog's chew-toy!
I Always Lose makes an incredible Flying Headscissors Takedown for 11 damage.
Wow, he must only suck every other day!
Osolemirnix makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.
Osolemirnix tries to raise the ladder!
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but I Always Lose stops him!
Osolemirnix sets I Always Lose up on the top turnbuckle. He climbs the ropes himself, then stands I Always Lose up... Holy smokes! A Superplex off the top rope right into the middle of the ring connects for 13!
I Always Lose sneers at the downed Osolemirnix with contempt, then crouches and leaps, executing a Summersault Legdrop for 12!
Match over : I Always Lose sets up the ladder and reaches the suitcase
Osolemirnix Effects
Lose ladder +1
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Submission
Injury -1 Aerial
Injury -1 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 130
Vital Life damage 14
Doctor Level 2
Match Coach Level 2
Physical Trainer Level 2
I Always Lose Effects
Win ladder +1
Fame +10
Exp +4
Injury -1 Strength
Injury -1 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 119
Vital Life damage 12
Doctor Level 2
Match Coach Level 2
Physical Trainer Level 2
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