ChallengeId 4803857
Title TITLE MATCH: Osolemirnix(332918) vs I Always Lose(156157)
AttackerId 332918
DefenderId 156157
Created 2012-12-31 00:03:14
Status Fought
MatchType LMS
WinnerId 156157
TITLE MATCH
AutoHeal: Osolemirnix uses 62 Ap for healing 124 damage
AutoHeal: I Always Lose uses 6 Ap for healing 12 damage
I Always Lose summons all of his strength and lifts Osolemirnix high into the air by his throat! I Always Lose then brings Osolemirnix crashing down to the mat for a devastating Chokeslam for 6!
Osolemirnix charges I Always Lose and executes a beautiful Spear for 4, nearly impaling him with his shoulder. He went through him like grass through a goose!
I Always Lose makes an incredible Leg Twist for 8 damage.
Forget anything bad I ever said about this guy!
With I Always Lose down, now is Osolemirnix's chance to capitalize. Osolemirnix quickly backs into the corner and hops onto the second rope. Osolemirnix leaps off and hits a Second Rope Leg Drop for 2.
I Always Lose is going for a high-risk maneuver... off the top rope he goes, performing a back flip to land squarely on Osolemirnix's supine form with a beautiful Moonsault for 4! That can't be good for anybody!
Osolemirnix makes a pathetic Knee Breaker for 2 damage.
I Always Lose is unfazed!
I Always Lose makes Tilt-a-Whirl Backbreaker for 10 damage.
Osolemirnix follows I Always Lose as he runs into the ropes and performs a fancy-looking handspring, smashing the rebounding I Always Lose in the face with a Handspring Elbow for 9 as he comes back to a vertical base!
I Always Lose tries to make a Slap.
But Osolemirnix counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Wow, I think someone needs to restart my heart!
Osolemirnix makes Flying shoulder block for 3 damage.
I Always Lose makes Leg Split for 3 damage.
Osolemirnix makes Legen Wait for it for 13 damage.
Osolemirnix bites I Always Lose for 1. Who does he think he is, Mike Tyson?!
I Always Lose makes Flying Headscissors Takedown for 5 damage.
I Always Lose hooks Osolemirnix's arms behind his back and looks to the crowd. I Always Lose is going to attempt a Tiger Driver and Osolemirnix appears helpless... I Always Lose lifts him upside-down and drops him head first to the mat for 3!
Osolemirnix is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Osolemirnix makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Osolemirnix tries to make a Vertical Suplex.
But I Always Lose counters for 6 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
I Always Lose makes Shoulder Block for 5 damage.
Osolemirnix moves feebly on the mat! Ever the opportunist, I Always Lose quickly climbs up to the top turnbuckle of a nearby corner and takes to the air! He gracefully leaps and twists while aloft, coming down and connecting with a solid Corkscrew moonsault for 7!
I Always Lose is helpless on the mat! Osolemirnix positions himself at I Always Lose's head and pulls him into a sitting position, resting against Osolemirnix's knee. Osolemirnix wraps his arm around his opponent's chin and begins to pull back HARD, executing a tendon-tearing Chin lock for 1!
I Always Lose makes an incredible Splash for 8 damage.
Osolemirnix lands lifeless on the mat!
Osolemirnix makes a stupendous Gut Wrench Suplex for 11 damage.
I Always Lose is left twitching on the mat!
I Always Lose makes a pathetic Snap Suplex for 1 damage.
I Always Lose is really sucking tonight.
I Always Lose is lying supine... Osolemirnix capitalizes and grabs I Always Lose's ankles and hooks them, stepping over into a Boston Crab for a painful 2!
I Always Lose is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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I Always Lose makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
I Always Lose makes Pile Driver for 8 damage.
I Always Lose is sitting up, dazed. Osolemirnix takes advantage and flips over I Always Lose, grabbing his head in the air and violently snapping it forward with a Neck Snap for 5!
I Always Lose maliciously thrusts a finger into Osolemirnix's eye for 1! Even if Osolemirnix had goggles, they probably would have done nothing to protect him from that Eye Gouge!
I was in a bathroom brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
Osolemirnix makes a pathetic Knee Drop for 1 damage.
I Always Lose is unfazed!
I Always Lose climbs on the second turnbuckle, and leaps towards Osolemirnix connecting with a 2nd Rope splash for 9!
Osolemirnix maliciously thrusts a finger into I Always Lose's eye for 1! Even if I Always Lose had goggles, they probably would have done nothing to protect him from that Eye Gouge!
I Always Lose makes a pathetic Flying Wheel kick for 1 damage.
My grandmother could have executed that move better!
Osolemirnix makes Whisper in wind for 10 damage.
I Always Lose makes Leg Twist for 3 damage.
Osolemirnix smashes I Always Lose head into the turnbuckle
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2!
He's stumbling around like a drunk!
I Always Lose is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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I Always Lose makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Osolemirnix makes a pathetic Splash for 1 damage.
I Always Lose laughs in Osolemirnix's face!
I Always Lose gracefully launches himself off of the top turnbuckle and comes hurtling down like a flaming meteor at Osolemirnix, connecting with an amazing Missile Dropkick for 3! Wow, that certainly was "flaming"! Ahem.
Osolemirnix is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Osolemirnix makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
My brakes gave out at an intersection last week, and this is actually more exciting!
Osolemirnix is down... I Always Lose climbs the ropes and leaps with his arms out to the side and buries his head into Osolemirnix's chest with a Diving Headbutt for 14!
I Always Lose leans prostate in the corner! Osolemirnix walks over and angrily Stomp's a mudhole right into I Always Lose's face and chest for 1!
I Always Lose makes Senton Splash for 4 damage.
Osolemirnix makes an incredible Senton Splash for 10 damage.
Did you see the sweat fly?!
With an impressive show of 'roid rage induced strength, I Always Lose presses Osolemirnix above his head, then performs a Gorilla Press for 3, simply letting Osolemirnix drop right to the ground.
Osolemirnix makes Gut Wrench Suplex for 6 damage.
I Always Lose tries to make a Pile Driver.
But Osolemirnix counters for 6 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
I Always Lose is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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I Always Lose makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
I Always Lose leaps from the top rope towards Osolemirnix, his arm extended. I Always Lose nearly takes off Osolemirnix's head with a Flying Clothesline for 4.
Osolemirnix is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Osolemirnix makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Osolemirnix makes an incredible Flying Headscissors Takedown for 12 damage.
I Always Lose is left twitching on the mat!
In the middle of an exchange of blows I Always Lose quickly counters, capturing Osolemirnix's arm and driving him to the mat. He traps Osolemirnix's arm between his legs, locks his own hands across Osolemirnix's face, and begins to tug and pull back with all his might for 7! This Crossface is locked in tight!
Osolemirnix breaks I Always Lose's momentum with a Knee to Gut for 3.
I Always Lose executes a tremendous Slap across Osolemirnix's face for 1. Oh dear, that HAD to hurt... or at least annoy the heck out of Osolemirnix...
This time he is down for good. The Ref Counts:
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Match over : I Always Lose wins
Osolemirnix Effects
Lose LMS +1
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Strength
Injury -2 Submission
Injury -1 Aerial
Consciousness damage 124
Vital Life damage 13
Doctor Level 2
Match Coach Level 2
Physical Trainer Level 2
I Always Lose Effects
Win LMS +1
Fame +9
Exp +4
Injury -1 Strength
Injury -1 Aerial
Injury -1 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 106
Vital Life damage 11
Doctor Level 2
Match Coach Level 2
Physical Trainer Level 2
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