ChallengeId 4803997
Title Cerebral Assassin(334970) vs LSU(332933)
AttackerId 334970
DefenderId 332933
Created 2013-01-01 20:29:38
Status Fought
MatchType LMS
WinnerId 334970
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AutoHeal: Cerebral Assassin uses 3 Ap for healing 6 damage
AutoHeal: LSU uses 11 Ap for healing 22 damage
Round and round Cerebral Assassin goes, I think his fist just broke LSU's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 3!
LSU tries to make a Dragon Leg Screw.
But Cerebral Assassin counters for 1 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
LSU yanks Cerebral Assassin to the mat with a Hair Pull for 1! This should be illegal... it must be a Greco-Roman hair pull!
LSU makes Head Lock for 5 damage.
LSU makes a stupendous Head Lock for 7 damage.
I'm glad that's not me in there!
Cerebral Assassin tries to make a Fallaway Slam.
But LSU counters for 3 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
LSU advances upon Cerebral Assassin and pushes him off balance, skillfully ending the exchange and sending Cerebral Assassin to the floor with a Back Heel Trip for 1!
Cerebral Assassin makes a pathetic Head Lock for 1 damage.
LSU laughs in Cerebral Assassin's face!
LSU grabs Cerebral Assassin's head and falls back, rolling up and hooking Cerebral Assassin's leg for 1... That's some Small Package!
My bank I was in was robbed by armed gunmen with assult weapons, and this is actually more exciting!
Cerebral Assassin tries to make a Back Suplex.
But LSU counters for 4 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Cerebral Assassin makes Northern Lights Suplex/Pin for 3 damage.
Cerebral Assassin tries to make a Drop Kick.
But LSU counters for 3 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
LSU makes Monkey Flip for 3 damage.
LSU makes Shoulder Thrust for 1 damage.
Cerebral Assassin tries to make a Boston Crab.
But LSU counters for 2 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
LSU advances upon Cerebral Assassin and pushes him off balance, skillfully ending the exchange and sending Cerebral Assassin to the floor with a Back Heel Trip for 1!
This match is more one-sided than fight between a karate master and a couch potato.
Cerebral Assassin tries to make a Northern Lights Suplex/Pin.
But LSU counters for 2 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Cerebral Assassin delivers a flesh-rending Chop across LSU's chest for 1! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
In the middle of an exchange of blows Cerebral Assassin quickly counters, capturing LSU's arm and driving him to the mat. He traps LSU's arm between his legs, locks his own hands across LSU's face, and begins to tug and pull back with all his might for 5! This Crossface is locked in tight!
LSU makes a stupendous Snap Suplex for 6 damage.
I bet his cage is rattled after that one!
LSU makes Snap Suplex for 3 damage.
Cerebral Assassin leans prostate in the corner! LSU walks over and angrily Stomp's a mudhole right into Cerebral Assassin's face and chest for 2!
Cerebral Assassin is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Cerebral Assassin makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Cerebral Assassin tries to make a Spine Buster.
But LSU counters for 2 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
LSU is sent hurtling toward the ropes with an Irish Whip! A waiting and eager Cerebral Assassin is waiting on his return trip with a hellacious Clothesline for 1!
LSU grabs Cerebral Assassin's feet and spreads his legs apart, looking to the crowd. Cerebral Assassin is waving his hands and pleading for mercy, knowing what is coming. Feeling sufficiently goaded, LSU cruelly lifts a leg and drops it right into Cerebral Assassin's crotch, landing a Low Blow Leg Drop for 2!
My house caught fire this morning, and this is actually more exciting!
Cerebral Assassin makes Pedigree for 11 damage.
Cerebral Assassin smashes LSU head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Cerebral Assassin makes a stupendous Kick for 3 damage.
Cerebral Assassin is sent into the ropes... LSU gets a running start and performs a Drop Kick for 3, sending Cerebral Assassin back staggering!
Cerebral Assassin makes Northern Lights Suplex/Pin for 3 damage.
Cerebral Assassin makes an extraordinary Electric Chair for 9 damage.
I think I saw his spit land in the audience because of that hit!
LSU is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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LSU makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
LSU delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Cerebral Assassin's chest for 2! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
LSU makes a pathetic Elbow drop for 1 damage.
Cerebral Assassin laughs in LSU's face!
Cerebral Assassin makes a stupendous Head Lock for 8 damage.
LSU is gasping for air like a dying fish!
LSU makes Knee Drop for 3 damage.
My house caught fire this morning, and this is actually more exciting!
Cerebral Assassin tries to make a Boston Crab.
But LSU counters for 4 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
LSU yanks Cerebral Assassin to the mat with a Hair Pull for 1! This should be illegal... it must be a Greco-Roman hair pull!
Cerebral Assassin makes an incredible Front Suplex for 11 damage.
I think I saw his spit land in the audience because of that hit!
LSU makes a pathetic Head Lock for 1 damage.
Did I miss something that made that move suck so bad?
Cerebral Assassin makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.
Cerebral Assassin makes Scorpion Deathlock for 2 damage.
LSU grabs Cerebral Assassin's feet and spreads his legs apart, looking to the crowd. Cerebral Assassin is waving his hands and pleading for mercy, knowing what is coming. Feeling sufficiently goaded, LSU cruelly lifts a leg and drops it right into Cerebral Assassin's crotch, landing a Low Blow Leg Drop for 4!
Cerebral Assassin makes Gut Buster for 6 damage.
Cerebral Assassin makes an incredible Fallaway Slam for 12 damage.
Holy crap, I bet they heard that hit all the way in China!
LSU is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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LSU makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Cerebral Assassin delivers a flesh-rending Chop across LSU's chest for 1! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Wow, I think someone needs to restart my heart!
Cerebral Assassin leaps mightily into the air and performs a Drop Kick, connecting right in the middle of LSU's chest for 1.
LSU maliciously thrusts a finger into Cerebral Assassin's eye for 1! Even if Cerebral Assassin had goggles, they probably would have done nothing to protect him from that Eye Gouge!
Cerebral Assassin is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Cerebral Assassin makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Cerebral Assassin charges LSU. LSU coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. LSU shoves his left arm under Cerebral Assassin's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 2.
Into the ropes goes LSU... and he's brought down with a Big Boot for 3 from Cerebral Assassin!
LSU tries to make a Arm Drag Takedown.
But Cerebral Assassin counters for 2 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
LSU makes a stupendous Drop toe hold for 2 damage.
Round and round Cerebral Assassin goes, I think his fist just broke LSU's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 3!
LSU tries to make a Stomp.
But Cerebral Assassin counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Cerebral Assassin is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Cerebral Assassin makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
LSU charges Cerebral Assassin. Cerebral Assassin coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Cerebral Assassin shoves his left arm under LSU's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 3.
Cerebral Assassin is sent hurtling toward the ropes with an Irish Whip! A waiting and eager LSU is waiting on his return trip with a hellacious Clothesline for 7!
LSU makes a stupendous Elbow drop for 6 damage.
I bet his cage is rattled after that one!
Cerebral Assassin tries to make a Chokeslam.
But LSU counters for 1 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Cerebral Assassin makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.
Cerebral Assassin hoists LSU onto his shoulders, setting him up for a Airplane spin drop! He's spinning him right round, baby, right round! Like a record, baby, right round, round round! LSU gets dropped for 3!
This time he is down for good. The Ref Counts:
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Match over : Cerebral Assassin wins
Cerebral Assassin Effects
Win LMS +1
Money +449 $
Fame +6
Exp +5
Injury -1 Strength
Consciousness damage 87
Vital Life damage 9
Doctor Level 2
LSU Effects
Lose LMS +1
Money +160 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Submission
Injury -1 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 103
Vital Life damage 11
Doctor Level 2
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