ChallengeId 4804273
Title Kenny Kerbo(325752) vs I Always Lose(156157)
AttackerId 325752
DefenderId 156157
Created 2013-01-03 22:22:03
Status Fought
MatchType Single
WinnerId 156157
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AutoHeal: Kenny Kerbo uses 22 Ap for healing 43 damage
AutoHeal: I Always Lose uses 4 Ap for healing 7 damage
Kenny Kerbo grabs I Always Lose's feet and spreads his legs apart, looking to the crowd. I Always Lose is waving his hands and pleading for mercy, knowing what is coming. Feeling sufficiently goaded, Kenny Kerbo cruelly lifts a leg and drops it right into I Always Lose's crotch, landing a Low Blow Leg Drop for 1!
I Always Lose makes an extraordinary Head Lock for 6 damage.
I think I saw his spit land in the audience because of that hit!
The submission fails.
Kenny Kerbo tries to make a Sidewalk Slam.
But I Always Lose counters for 5 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
I Always Lose makes Senton Splash for 3 damage.
Kenny Kerbo makes Snake Eyes for 4 damage.
I Always Lose climbs on the second turnbuckle, and leaps towards Kenny Kerbo connecting with a 2nd Rope splash for 8!
Kenny Kerbo lifts I Always Lose up and brings him crashing down bottom first on his knee. The Atomic Drop hits for a thundering 2! That's his tailbone, ladies and gentlemen!
I Always Lose makes Flying Headscissors Takedown for 6 damage.
I Always Lose squats down over a prone Kenny Kerbo and hooks his elbows over his knees. I Always Lose locks his hands under Kenny Kerbo's chin, sits, and pulls back with ferocity, inflicting a painful Camel Clutch for 5.
Kenny Kerbo slips out of the move.
With an impressive show of 'roid rage induced strength, Kenny Kerbo presses I Always Lose above his head, then performs a Gorilla Press for 3, simply letting I Always Lose drop right to the ground.
I Always Lose climbs on the second turnbuckle, and leaps towards Kenny Kerbo connecting with a 2nd Rope splash for 5!
My house caught fire this morning, and this is actually more exciting!
Kenny Kerbo makes a pathetic Gut Buster for 1 damage.
Kenny Kerbo is really sucking tonight.
I Always Lose summons all of his strength and lifts Kenny Kerbo high into the air by his throat! I Always Lose then brings Kenny Kerbo crashing down to the mat for a devastating Chokeslam for 11!
Kenny Kerbo tries to make a 450 Splash.
But I Always Lose counters for 8 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
I Always Lose tries to make a Hamstring pull.
But Kenny Kerbo counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Kenny Kerbo is out cold on his feet! I Always Lose takes advantage and charges at his opponent, bringing Kenny Kerbo down with an amazing Clothesline for 2!
Kenny Kerbo makes Sidewalk Slam for 5 damage.
Kenny Kerbo tries to make a Flying Spin kick.
But I Always Lose counters for 6 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Kenny Kerbo is helpless on the mat! I Always Lose positions himself at Kenny Kerbo's head and pulls him into a sitting position, resting against I Always Lose's knee. I Always Lose wraps his arm around his opponent's chin and begins to pull back HARD, executing a tendon-tearing Chin lock for 1!
Kenny Kerbo slips out of the move.
Kenny Kerbo locks I Always Lose's leg under his armpit and leans back in a Achilles Tendon Hold for 2! The pain must be excruciating!
The submission fails.
I Always Lose locks Kenny Kerbo's leg under his armpit and leans back in a Achilles Tendon Hold for 3! The pain must be excruciating!
Kenny Kerbo slips out of the move.
Kenny Kerbo breaks I Always Lose's momentum with a Knee to Gut for 3.
I Always Lose makes a stupendous Sleeper hold for 7 damage.
Kenny Kerbo is left twitching on the mat!
Kenny Kerbo slips out of the move.
Kenny Kerbo sends I Always Lose into the ropes... Kenny Kerbo bends down and lifts I Always Lose up and over to land hard on his back for 5.
I Always Lose grabs Kenny Kerbo's head and falls back, rolling up and hooking Kenny Kerbo's leg for 1... That's some Small Package!
I Always Lose puts Kenny Kerbo into a pin!
1...
2...
but Kenny Kerbo kicks out of it!
I Always Lose puts Kenny Kerbo into a pin!
1...
2...
but Kenny Kerbo kicks out of it!
Kenny Kerbo tries to make a Shooting Star Press.
But I Always Lose counters for 2 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
I Always Lose tries to make a Flying Clothesline.
But Kenny Kerbo counters for 5 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Kenny Kerbo advances upon I Always Lose and pushes him off balance, skillfully ending the exchange and sending I Always Lose to the floor with a Back Heel Trip for 1!
I Always Lose bounces off the ropes, and flips over Kenny Kerbo, grabbing the waist and pulling him over with a Sunset Flip for 1!
I Always Lose puts Kenny Kerbo into a pin!
1...
2...
but Kenny Kerbo kicks out of it!
My town got attacked by hordes of the undead, and this is actually more exciting!
Kenny Kerbo delivers a flesh-rending Chop across I Always Lose's chest for 1! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
I Always Lose gracefully launches himself off of the top turnbuckle and comes hurtling down like a flaming meteor at Kenny Kerbo, connecting with an amazing Missile Dropkick for 3! Wow, that certainly was "flaming"! Ahem.
Kenny Kerbo grabs the arm of I Always Lose and drops it over his shoulder for 10.
I Always Lose hooks both arms of Kenny Kerbo! He brings him to the mat back first for 1!
I Always Lose puts Kenny Kerbo into a pin!
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2...
3...
Match over : I Always Lose wins by pin
Kenny Kerbo Effects
Lose by pin +1
Money +98 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Consciousness damage 84
Vital Life damage 9
Doctor Level 2
I Always Lose Effects
Win by pin +1
Money +188 $
Fame +6
Exp +4
Consciousness damage 44
Vital Life damage 5
Doctor Level 2
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