ChallengeId 4817859
Title TITLE MATCH: I Always Lose(156157) vs Theanimal(141272)
AttackerId 156157
DefenderId 141272
Created 2013-05-21 00:03:07
Status Fought
MatchType Table
WinnerId 156157
TITLE MATCH
AutoHeal: I Always Lose uses 46 Ap for healing 92 damage
AutoHeal: Theanimal uses 53 Ap for healing 105 damage
Theanimal has 100 hidden fame bonus from being a 1 time Legend !!
I Always Lose tries to make a Tiger Driver.
But Theanimal counters for 2 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Theanimal hoists I Always Lose onto his shoulders, setting him up for a Airplane spin drop! He's spinning him right round, baby, right round! Like a record, baby, right round, round round! I Always Lose gets dropped for 7!
Into the ropes goes Theanimal... and he's brought down with a Big Boot for 1 from I Always Lose!
Theanimal makes Shoulder Thrust for 1 damage.
I Always Lose makes Head Lock for 6 damage.
Theanimal is sent into the ropes... I Always Lose gets a running start and performs a Drop Kick for 4, sending Theanimal back staggering!
With an impressive show of 'roid rage induced strength, Theanimal presses I Always Lose above his head, then performs a Gorilla Press for 1, simply letting I Always Lose drop right to the ground.
Theanimal makes an incredible Cuddlewoogle for 26 damage.
I bet his cage is rattled after that one!
I Always Lose maliciously thrusts a finger into Theanimal's eye for 1! Even if Theanimal had goggles, they probably would have done nothing to protect him from that Eye Gouge!
Theanimal arrogantly sets up I Always Lose in a standing headscissors and takes his time to survey the crowd's reaction. He then leans forward and mightily flips and heaves I Always Lose onto his shoulder and finally raises him high into the air with arms outstretched. After a slight pause, Theanimal hatefully spikes I Always Lose into the mat with a Pathetic Kneedrop for a bone-crunching 4!
I was in a nursing home brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
I Always Lose gracefully launches himself off of the top turnbuckle and comes hurtling down like a flaming meteor at Theanimal, connecting with an amazing Missile Dropkick for 4! Wow, that certainly was "flaming"! Ahem.
I Always Lose makes a stupendous Elbow drop for 7 damage.
I think I saw his spit land in the audience because of that hit!
Theanimal grabs I Always Lose by the wrist and ducks underneath it, giving it a good, solid twist and locking in a Arm Bar for 2.
Theanimal is setting up the table. He is dragging I Always Lose up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But I Always Lose breaks it up.
I Always Lose arrogantly sets up Theanimal in a standing headscissors and takes his time to survey the crowd's reaction. He then leans forward and mightily flips and heaves Theanimal onto his shoulder and finally raises him high into the air with arms outstretched. After a slight pause, I Always Lose hatefully spikes Theanimal into the mat with a Crucifix Powerbomb for a bone-crunching 1!
I Always Lose is choking Theanimal for 1 damage, but the ref breaks it up!
Theanimal tries to make a Heel Kick.
But I Always Lose counters for 8 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
I Always Lose sneers at the downed Theanimal with contempt, then crouches and leaps, executing a Summersault Legdrop for 2!
Theanimal wraps his arms around I Always Lose's waist and lower back and begins to squeeze executing a Bear Hug for 6. I Always Lose is gasping for air!
I Always Lose bounces off the ropes, and flips over Theanimal, grabbing the waist and pulling him over with a Sunset Flip for 1!
Theanimal wraps his arms around I Always Lose's waist and lower back and begins to squeeze executing a Bear Hug for 5. I Always Lose is gasping for air!
Theanimal charges I Always Lose. I Always Lose coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. I Always Lose shoves his left arm under Theanimal's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 3.
I Always Lose makes a stupendous Flip-Over Cover for 1 damage.
Theanimal delivers a flesh-rending Chop across I Always Lose's chest for 1! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
I Always Lose scoops up Theanimal and brings him down to the mat with an authoritative Body Slam for 9!
Theanimal grabs I Always Lose by the wrist and ducks underneath it, giving it a good, solid twist and locking in a Arm Bar for 4.
I Always Lose makes Hurricanrana for 6 damage.
Theanimal grabs the leg of I Always Lose, rotates arounds and locks in the Figure four leg lock for 5. Will I Always Lose tap out?
Theanimal is setting up the table. He is dragging I Always Lose up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But I Always Lose breaks it up.
I Always Lose sits the downed Theanimal upright, then clamps a hand on either side of Theanimal's head and begins to apply all the pressure he can muster with a painful Head Vice for 1.
My bank I was in was robbed by armed gunmen with assult weapons, and this is actually more exciting!
I Always Lose tries to make a Hanging Fallaway Suplex.
But Theanimal counters for 6 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
I Always Lose is setting up the table. He is dragging Theanimal up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But Theanimal breaks it up.
I Always Lose arrogantly sets up Theanimal in a standing headscissors and takes his time to survey the crowd's reaction. He then leans forward and mightily flips and heaves Theanimal onto his shoulder and finally raises him high into the air with arms outstretched. After a slight pause, I Always Lose hatefully spikes Theanimal into the mat with a Crucifix Powerbomb for a bone-crunching 7!
Theanimal makes a pathetic Gut Buster for 1 damage.
Well that hardly accomplished anything.
I Always Lose deftly maneuvers himself behind Theanimal and locks him into control with an expertly applied Chicken Wing for 7!
Theanimal makes Leg Split for 4 damage.
I Always Lose sets Theanimal up on the top turnbuckle. He climbs the ropes himself, then stands Theanimal up... Holy smokes! A Superplex off the top rope right into the middle of the ring connects for 12!
Theanimal grabs I Always Lose around the waist. Theanimal suplexes once.... twice.... three times! There it is folks, a Rolling Germans for 1!
I Always Lose is on the top rope and flies through the air, landing the Flying Elbow Drop for 11. I Always Lose just drove his elbow right into the chest of Theanimal!
Theanimal balls his fist and hits I Always Lose right in the gut, making a Punch for 1.
I Always Lose makes Head Butt for 4 damage.
I Always Lose puts Theanimal ontop of the table. This time he is really going for it. He lifts him up..
SLAM! RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE.
Match over : I Always Lose smashes the table and wins
I Always Lose Effects
Win table +1
Fame +18
Exp +4
Consciousness damage 77
Vital Life damage 8
Doctor Level 2
Match Coach Level 2
Physical Trainer Level 2
Theanimal Effects
Lose table +1
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Submission
Injury -1 Aerial
Consciousness damage 97
Vital Life damage 10
Doctor Level 2
Match Coach Level 2
Physical Trainer Level 2
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