ChallengeId 4829793
Title Damon Imparable(307076) vs Farmer Bill(211134)
AttackerId 307076
DefenderId 211134
Created 2013-10-16 01:06:13
Status Fought
MatchType LMS
WinnerId 307076
old times sake
His name is Don and he dances on the saaaaand
Farmer Bill makes an extraordinary Elbow drop for 5 damage.
I bet his cage is rattled after that one!
Farmer Bill lifts Damon Imparable up in a fireman's carry... he spins him around and slams him down to the mat for 6, executing a brilliant Airplane spin drop! Damon Imparable looks like he is going to puke!
Farmer Bill sits the downed Damon Imparable upright, then clamps a hand on either side of Damon Imparable's head and begins to apply all the pressure he can muster with a painful Head Vice for 2.
Damon Imparable sneers at the downed Farmer Bill with contempt, then crouches and leaps, executing a High Profile for 13!
Damon Imparable makes a stupendous Flip-Over Cover for 1 damage.
Farmer Bill is choking Damon Imparable for 1 damage, but the ref breaks it up!
Damon Imparable makes a stupendous Kick for 3 damage.
Farmer Bill summons all of his strength and lifts Damon Imparable high into the air by his throat! Farmer Bill then brings Damon Imparable crashing down to the mat for a devastating Chokeslam for 2!
Damon Imparable executes a crushing Bear Hug for 10! If this continues any longer, Farmer Bill could suffer some serious kidney damage!
Farmer Bill tries to make a Curb Stomp.
But Damon Imparable counters for 4 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
My bank I was in was robbed by armed gunmen with assult weapons, and this is actually more exciting!
Damon Imparable tries to make a High Profile.
But Farmer Bill counters for 12 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Damon Imparable is sent into the ropes... Farmer Bill gets a running start and performs a Drop Kick for 4, sending Damon Imparable back staggering!
Damon Imparable grabs Farmer Bill's ankle and locks in a Ankle Lock for 6. Farmer Bill winces in agony!
Farmer Bill smashes Damon Imparable head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Damon Imparable tries to make a Flip-Over Cover.
But Farmer Bill counters for 1 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Damon Imparable charges Farmer Bill and executes a beautiful Spear for 9, nearly impaling him with his shoulder. He went through him like grass through a goose!
Damon Imparable throws Farmer Bill toward the ropes with a hard Irish Whip! Damon Imparable tries to leap over Farmer Bill but is caught by surprise with a lightning-fast Clothesline for 1!
Damon Imparable tosses Farmer Bill for 10 damage!
Damon Imparable makes Flying Cross Body for 2 damage.
Farmer Bill makes Spinning punch for 2 damage.
Damon Imparable is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Damon Imparable makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
I was in a bathroom brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
Damon Imparable charges Farmer Bill and executes a beautiful Spear for 1, nearly impaling him with his shoulder. He went through him like grass through a goose!
Damon Imparable grabs the arm of Farmer Bill and drops it over his shoulder for 7.
Farmer Bill is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Farmer Bill makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Damon Imparable is sitting up, dazed. Farmer Bill takes advantage and flips over Damon Imparable, grabbing his head in the air and violently snapping it forward with a Neck Snap for 9!
Damon Imparable delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Farmer Bill's chest for 2! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Farmer Bill squats down over a prone Damon Imparable and hooks his elbows over his knees. Farmer Bill locks his hands under Damon Imparable's chin, sits, and pulls back with ferocity, inflicting a painful Camel Clutch for 4.
Damon Imparable makes a pathetic Shoulder Block for 1 damage.
Farmer Bill laughs in Damon Imparable's face!
Farmer Bill advances upon Damon Imparable and pushes him off balance, skillfully ending the exchange and sending Damon Imparable to the floor with a Back Heel Trip for 1!
Damon Imparable makes an extraordinary Flying Shoulder Breaker for 4 damage.
Farmer Bill makes Shoulder Block for 3 damage.
After absorbing some tremendous blows Farmer Bill is left groggy, allowing Damon Imparable to easily slip behind him and lock in an excruciating Cobra Clutch for 3!
Farmer Bill makes a pathetic Knee Drop for 1 damage.
My grandmother could have executed that move better!
I was in a nursing home brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
Damon Imparable makes a stupendous Kick for 3 damage.
Farmer Bill makes Heel Kick for 3 damage.
Farmer Bill makes a pathetic Gut Buster for 2 damage.
My grandmother could have executed that move better!
Damon Imparable delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Farmer Bill's chest for 2! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Farmer Bill makes a stupendous Wheel Kick for 8 damage.
I'm glad that's not me in there!
Damon Imparable grabs Farmer Bill's ankle and locks in a Ankle Lock for 1. Farmer Bill winces in agony!
Farmer Bill advances upon Damon Imparable and pushes him off balance, skillfully ending the exchange and sending Damon Imparable to the floor with a Back Heel Trip for 1!
Farmer Bill makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.
Damon Imparable is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Damon Imparable makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Damon Imparable presses his body close up against Farmer Bill's back and grabs him around the waist, lifting him up and dropping him in a Back Suplex for 8.
Farmer Bill hooks both arms of Damon Imparable! He brings him to the mat back first for 1!
Damon Imparable makes a pathetic Shooting Star Press for 2 damage.
My grandmother could have executed that move better!
Farmer Bill is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Farmer Bill makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Damon Imparable makes Shooting Star Press for 5 damage.
Farmer Bill makes a pathetic Vertical Suplex for 1 damage.
My grandmother could have executed that move better!
Damon Imparable makes Scorpion Deathlock for 5 damage.
Farmer Bill makes an extraordinary Front Powerslam for 8 damage.
Holy crap, I bet they heard that hit all the way in China!
Farmer Bill makes an incredible Surfboard for 8 damage.
I'm glad that's not me in there!
Damon Imparable makes an incredible Front Suplex for 12 damage.
Wow, he must only suck every other day!
These two make everyone else pale in comparison to their talent!
Damon Imparable makes Kick for 2 damage.
Farmer Bill leans prostate in the corner! Damon Imparable walks over and angrily Stomp's a mudhole right into Farmer Bill's face and chest for 1!
Farmer Bill is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Farmer Bill makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Farmer Bill quickly takes a step back and snaps his foot out to the side, catching Damon Imparable right on the chin with a Thrust Kick causing 3! I was barely able to see that!
Damon Imparable makes Flying Shoulder Breaker for 3 damage.
Damon Imparable tries to make a Back Slide.
But Farmer Bill counters for 1 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Damon Imparable bounces off the ropes, and flips over Farmer Bill, grabbing the waist and pulling him over with a Cypress Shock for 7!
This time he is down for good. The Ref Counts:
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Match over : Damon Imparable wins
Damon Imparable Effects
Win LMS +1
Money +642 $
Fame +30
Exp +5
Injury -1 Technique
Consciousness damage 95
Vital Life damage 10
Doctor Level 2
Farmer Bill Effects
Lose LMS +1
Money +139 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -2 Submission
Injury -2 Technique
Injury -1 Aerial
Consciousness damage 127
Vital Life damage 13
Doctor Level 2
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