ChallengeId 4834043
Title TOURNAMENT MATCH: I Always Lose(156157) vs Farmer Bill(211134)
AttackerId 156157
DefenderId 211134
Created 2013-12-21 00:03:11
Status Fought
MatchType Single
WinnerId 156157
TOURNAMENT MATCH
AutoHeal: I Always Lose uses 41 Ap for healing 82 damage
AutoHeal: Farmer Bill uses 1 Ap for healing 2 damage
I Always Lose tries to make a Abdominal Stretch.
But Farmer Bill counters for 1 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Farmer Bill bends his arm up next to his head, slaps his elbow twice, then drives it down on the forehead of I Always Lose for 6! He sure know how to make a Elbow Smash hurt!
I Always Lose Slap's Farmer Bill across the face for 1! Oh no he didn't!
Farmer Bill arrogantly sets up I Always Lose in a standing headscissors and takes his time to survey the crowd's reaction. He then leans forward and mightily flips and heaves I Always Lose onto his shoulder and finally raises him high into the air with arms outstretched. After a slight pause, Farmer Bill hatefully spikes I Always Lose into the mat with a Crucifix Powerbomb for a bone-crunching 3!
I Always Lose makes Pile Driver for 12 damage.
Farmer Bill makes Pile Driver for 14 damage.
I Always Lose makes a pathetic Surfboard for 1 damage.
Farmer Bill must be impervious!
The submission fails.
I Always Lose makes Gut Wrench Suplex for 8 damage.
Farmer Bill hooks I Always Lose's arms behind his back and looks to the crowd. Farmer Bill is going to attempt a Tiger Driver and I Always Lose appears helpless... Farmer Bill lifts him upside-down and drops him head first to the mat for 5!
I Always Lose tries to make a Stall Suplex.
But Farmer Bill counters for 7 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
The referee moves in to make sure that Farmer Bill is performing a legal Choke! 1!
Farmer Bill puts I Always Lose into a pin!
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but I Always Lose kicks out of it!
My brakes gave out at an intersection last week, and this is actually more exciting!
I Always Lose arrogantly sets up Farmer Bill in a standing headscissors and takes his time to survey the crowd's reaction. He then leans forward and mightily flips and heaves Farmer Bill onto his shoulder and finally raises him high into the air with arms outstretched. After a slight pause, I Always Lose hatefully spikes Farmer Bill into the mat with a Crucifix Powerbomb for a bone-crunching 13!
Farmer Bill squats down over a prone I Always Lose and hooks his elbows over his knees. Farmer Bill locks his hands under I Always Lose's chin, sits, and pulls back with ferocity, inflicting a painful Camel Clutch for 8.
I Always Lose slips out of the move.
I Always Lose makes a pathetic Sleeper hold for 1 damage.
Well that hardly accomplished anything.
The submission fails.
Farmer Bill makes Tilt-a-Whirl Backbreaker for 7 damage.
I Always Lose suddenly starts gnawing on Farmer Bill's flesh for 1! That can't taste good!
I Always Lose bounces off the ropes, and flips over Farmer Bill, grabbing the waist and pulling him over with a Sunset Flip for 1!
I Always Lose puts Farmer Bill into a pin!
1...
2...
but Farmer Bill kicks out of it!
Farmer Bill waves his hands in a slightly menacing and vaguely martial arts fashion, then does a sidestep and drives a Thrust Kick into I Always Lose's face for 13!
I Always Lose makes Flying neck snap for 9 damage.
I Always Lose puts Farmer Bill into a pin!
1...
2...
but Farmer Bill kicks out of it!
Farmer Bill squats down over a prone I Always Lose and hooks his elbows over his knees. Farmer Bill locks his hands under I Always Lose's chin, sits, and pulls back with ferocity, inflicting a painful Camel Clutch for 6.
I Always Lose slips out of the move.
I Always Lose makes Flying Shoulder Breaker for 3 damage.
Farmer Bill smashes I Always Lose head into the turnbuckle
1!
2!
He's stumbling around like a drunk!
I was in a barroom brawl an hour ago, and this is actually more exciting!
I Always Lose breaks Farmer Bill's momentum with a Knee to Gut for 1.
Farmer Bill makes an incredible Monkey Flip for 4 damage.
I Always Lose makes Shoulder Block for 7 damage.
Farmer Bill bends his arm up next to his head, slaps his elbow twice, then drives it down on the forehead of I Always Lose for 2! He sure know how to make a Elbow Smash hurt!
After absorbing some tremendous blows Farmer Bill is left groggy, allowing I Always Lose to easily slip behind him and lock in an excruciating Cobra Clutch for 4!
The submission fails.
Farmer Bill makes a pathetic Shoulder Block for 2 damage.
Did I miss something that made that move suck so bad?
I Always Lose tenaciously traps Farmer Bill in a head lock and then points straight ahead. The crowd roars as I Always Lose runs and leaps with Farmer Bill's head in tow! Both wrestlers land on the mat with a crunching thud as I Always Lose delivers a powerful Bulldog for 12!
Farmer Bill makes Front Suplex for 8 damage.
I Always Lose smashes Farmer Bill head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
I was in a bathroom brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
I Always Lose puts Farmer Bill into a pin!
1...
2...
but Farmer Bill kicks out of it!
Farmer Bill makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.
I Always Lose tries to make a Flying shoulder block.
But Farmer Bill counters for 2 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Farmer Bill tries to make a Neck Snap.
But I Always Lose counters for 3 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Farmer Bill puts I Always Lose into a pin!
1...
2...
but I Always Lose kicks out of it!
I Always Lose makes Kick for 2 damage.
Farmer Bill charges I Always Lose and executes a beautiful Spear for 16, nearly impaling him with his shoulder. He went through him like grass through a goose!
I Always Lose makes an incredible Tilt-a-Whirl Backbreaker for 12 damage.
Farmer Bill is left twitching on the mat!
Farmer Bill makes Neckbreaker for 7 damage.
I Always Lose wraps his arms around Farmer Bill, lifts him up and hits a Belly to Belly suplex for 7!
Farmer Bill captures I Always Lose's leg. I Always Lose hops about and pleads for mercy, but Farmer Bill grins maliciously and nods his head. Farmer Bill then torques I Always Lose's ankle and brings him to the ground with a Dragon Leg Screw for 1!
These two make everyone else pale in comparison to their talent!
I Always Lose has Farmer Bill stunned... What he doing? He's climbing the ropes... he leaps with his hands locked together, hitting Farmer Bill on the head with a Top Rope Axe Handle for 6!
I Always Lose puts Farmer Bill into a pin!
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The match is over !!!
Match over : I Always Lose wins by pin
I Always Lose Effects
Win by pin +1
Fame +10
Exp +3
Injury -1 Technique
Consciousness damage 115
Vital Life damage 12
Doctor Level 2
Match Coach Level 2
Physical Trainer Level 2
Farmer Bill Effects
Lose by pin +1
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Strength
Injury -1 Technique
Consciousness damage 110
Vital Life damage 12
Doctor Level 2
Match Coach Level 2
Physical Trainer Level 2
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