ChallengeId 4834142
Title TOURNAMENT MATCH: I Always Lose(156157) vs Farmer Bill(211134)
AttackerId 156157
DefenderId 211134
Created 2013-12-22 00:03:08
Status Fought
MatchType LMS
WinnerId 211134
TOURNAMENT MATCH
AutoHeal: I Always Lose uses 26 Ap for healing 52 damage
AutoHeal: Farmer Bill uses 41 Ap for healing 82 damage
I Always Lose scoops up Farmer Bill and brings him down to the mat with an authoritative Body Slam for 2!
Farmer Bill makes a pathetic Knee Breaker for 1 damage.
Did I miss something that made that move suck so bad?
I Always Lose makes Half Nelson for 1 damage.
I Always Lose makes Rolling Senton Splash for 7 damage.
I Always Lose makes a stupendous Gut Wrench Suplex for 11 damage.
Farmer Bill is gasping for air like a dying fish!
Farmer Bill tries to make a Hip toss.
But I Always Lose counters for 1 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
I Always Lose climbs to the second rope and waits for Farmer Bill to regain a vertical base. I Always Lose leaps over Farmer Bill, grabbing his head and landing heavily, transferring the shock into a Flying Neckbreaker for 5!
Round and round I Always Lose goes, I think his fist just broke Farmer Bill's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 2!
I Always Lose yanks Farmer Bill to the mat with a Hair Pull for 1! This should be illegal... it must be a Greco-Roman hair pull!
Farmer Bill is hoisted onto I Always Lose's shoulders! What's he going to do?!? WHAM! Farmer Bill is brought down onto I Always Lose's knee for a tremendous Canadian Backbreaker for 2!
Farmer Bill hooks I Always Lose's arms behind his back and looks to the crowd. Farmer Bill is going to attempt a Tiger Driver and I Always Lose appears helpless... Farmer Bill lifts him upside-down and drops him head first to the mat for 7!
Wow, I think someone needs to restart my heart!
Farmer Bill makes Splash for 2 damage.
I Always Lose tries to make a Rolling Germans.
But Farmer Bill counters for 7 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
I Always Lose is sitting up, dazed. Farmer Bill takes advantage and flips over I Always Lose, grabbing his head in the air and violently snapping it forward with a Neck Snap for 14!
I Always Lose makes Fallaway Slam for 11 damage.
Farmer Bill tenaciously traps I Always Lose in a head lock and then points straight ahead. The crowd roars as Farmer Bill runs and leaps with I Always Lose's head in tow! Both wrestlers land on the mat with a crunching thud as Farmer Bill delivers a powerful Bulldog for 3!
I Always Lose gracefully launches himself off of the top turnbuckle and comes hurtling down like a flaming meteor at Farmer Bill, connecting with an amazing Missile Dropkick for 2! Wow, that certainly was "flaming"! Ahem.
Farmer Bill makes Pile Driver for 6 damage.
I Always Lose is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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I Always Lose makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
I Always Lose bites Farmer Bill for 1. Who does he think he is, Mike Tyson?!
Farmer Bill makes Electric Chair for 8 damage.
My wife gave birth yesterday, and this is actually more exciting!
I Always Lose makes Surfboard for 2 damage.
Farmer Bill makes an extraordinary Electric Chair for 11 damage.
You saw it here folks!
I Always Lose makes a pathetic Flying Shoulder Breaker for 1 damage.
My grandmother could have executed that move better!
Farmer Bill makes Pitchfork Thrust for 14 damage.
I Always Lose makes Northern Lights Suplex/Pin for 6 damage.
Farmer Bill catches I Always Lose's leg under his arm and signals to the crowd. Farmer Bill spins with a flourish and takes down I Always Lose, nearly tearing his leg from the socket with a Dragon Leg Screw for 1.
I Always Lose climbs to the second rope and waits for Farmer Bill to regain a vertical base. I Always Lose leaps over Farmer Bill, grabbing his head and landing heavily, transferring the shock into a Flying Neckbreaker for 19!
Farmer Bill is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Farmer Bill makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Farmer Bill makes an incredible Tilt-a-Whirl Slam for 13 damage.
Wow, he must only suck every other day!
I Always Lose delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Farmer Bill's chest for 1! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
I Always Lose is down... Farmer Bill climbs the ropes and leaps with his arms out to the side and buries his head into I Always Lose's chest with a Diving Headbutt for 9!
I Always Lose is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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I Always Lose makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
My house caught fire this morning, and this is actually more exciting!
I Always Lose leaps from the top rope towards Farmer Bill, his arm extended. I Always Lose nearly takes off Farmer Bill's head with a Flying Clothesline for 13.
I Always Lose advances upon Farmer Bill and pushes him off balance, skillfully ending the exchange and sending Farmer Bill to the floor with a Back Heel Trip for 1!
Farmer Bill rakes the back of I Always Lose for 1 damage.
I Always Lose makes a pathetic Hurricanrana for 1 damage.
Farmer Bill must be impervious!
Farmer Bill makes Hanging Fallaway Suplex for 8 damage.
I Always Lose follows Farmer Bill as he runs into the ropes and performs a fancy-looking handspring, smashing the rebounding Farmer Bill in the face with a Handspring Elbow for 1 as he comes back to a vertical base!
Farmer Bill wraps his arms around I Always Lose, lifts him up and hits a Belly to Belly suplex for 13!
With an impressive show of 'roid rage induced strength, I Always Lose presses Farmer Bill above his head, then performs a Gorilla Press for 2, simply letting Farmer Bill drop right to the ground.
I Always Lose makes Hanging Fallaway Suplex for 4 damage.
I Always Lose scoops up Farmer Bill and brings him down to the mat with an authoritative Body Slam for 6!
Farmer Bill is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Farmer Bill makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
I was in a barroom brawl an hour ago, and this is actually more exciting!
I Always Lose has Farmer Bill stunned... What he doing? He's climbing the ropes... he leaps with his hands locked together, hitting Farmer Bill on the head with a Top Rope Axe Handle for 1!
Farmer Bill scoops up I Always Lose and brings him down to the mat with an authoritative Body Slam for 7!
This time he is down for good. The Ref Counts:
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Match over : Farmer Bill wins
I Always Lose Effects
Lose LMS +1
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Technique
Injury -1 Aerial
Injury -1 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 125
Vital Life damage 13
Doctor Level 2
Match Coach Level 2
Physical Trainer Level 2
Farmer Bill Effects
Win LMS +1
Fame +6
Exp +5
Consciousness damage 104
Vital Life damage 11
Doctor Level 2
Match Coach Level 2
Physical Trainer Level 2
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