ChallengeId 4836861
Title TITLE MATCH: Farmer Bill(211134) vs I Always Lose(156157)
AttackerId 211134
DefenderId 156157
Created 2014-02-13 00:03:09
Status Fought
MatchType LMS
WinnerId 156157
TITLE MATCH
AutoHeal: Farmer Bill uses 27 Ap for healing 53 damage
AutoHeal: I Always Lose uses 22 Ap for healing 44 damage
I Always Lose makes Spring Board Moonsault for 10 damage.
Farmer Bill makes a pathetic Top-rope splash for 2 damage.
I Always Lose is unfazed!
I Always Lose lifts Farmer Bill into a suplex postion and drops Farmer Bill straight on his head with a Brain Buster for 15.
Farmer Bill tries to make a Tilt-a-Whirl Backbreaker.
But I Always Lose counters for 3 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
I Always Lose balls his fist and hits Farmer Bill right in the gut, making a Punch for 1.
Farmer Bill gets ready. he's setting I Always Lose up. Farmer Bill lifts I Always Lose up across his shoulders, then applies pressure to I Always Lose's neck and leg, bending him backwards in an Argentine Back Breaker for 7! He's trying to snap him in half!
Farmer Bill is lifted up and is brought down back first onto I Always Lose's knee for a devastating Back Breaker, hitting for 4!
Farmer Bill makes a pathetic Electric Chair for 2 damage.
Farmer Bill is really sucking tonight.
I Always Lose makes an incredible Lionsault for 12 damage.
Did you see the sweat fly?!
Farmer Bill is lying supine... I Always Lose capitalizes and grabs Farmer Bill's ankles and hooks them, stepping over into a Boston Crab for a painful 3!
My house caught fire this morning, and this is actually more exciting!
I Always Lose tries to make a Front Powerslam.
But Farmer Bill counters for 1 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Farmer Bill makes a pathetic Roundhouse Kick for 2 damage.
I Always Lose must be impervious!
Farmer Bill is helpless on the mat! I Always Lose positions himself at Farmer Bill's head and pulls him into a sitting position, resting against I Always Lose's knee. I Always Lose wraps his arm around his opponent's chin and begins to pull back HARD, executing a tendon-tearing Chin lock for 1!
Farmer Bill is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Farmer Bill makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Farmer Bill makes Drop toe hold for 1 damage.
I Always Lose is choking Farmer Bill for 2 damage, but the ref breaks it up!
He was flailing like a madman!
I Always Lose is down... Farmer Bill grabs his foot and flips over, yanking I Always Lose's leg with him and forcefully extending his hamstring with a malicious Hamstring pull for 2!
I Always Lose makes Drop toe hold for 1 damage.
Farmer Bill makes Stall Suplex for 14 damage.
I Always Lose tries to make a Full Nelson.
But Farmer Bill counters for 3 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
I was in a nursing home brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
Farmer Bill is sent into the ropes... I Always Lose gets a running start and performs a Drop Kick for 6, sending Farmer Bill back staggering!
Farmer Bill sneers at the downed I Always Lose with contempt, then crouches and leaps, executing a Summersault Legdrop for 15!
I Always Lose is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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I Always Lose makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
I Always Lose makes an incredible Spring Board Moonsault for 11 damage.
Did you see the sweat fly?!
Farmer Bill makes Pumphandle Suplex for 9 damage.
I Always Lose grabs Farmer Bill by the throat and slams him down for 8 damage.
Farmer Bill grabs I Always Lose on each side of the head and sticks his own head under I Always Lose's chin. Farmer Bill drops sharply to his knees, smashing I Always Lose's jaw. What a Jaw Breaker for 6!
I Always Lose tenaciously traps Farmer Bill in a head lock and then points straight ahead. The crowd roars as I Always Lose runs and leaps with Farmer Bill's head in tow! Both wrestlers land on the mat with a crunching thud as I Always Lose delivers a powerful Bulldog for 5!
Farmer Bill arrogantly sets up I Always Lose in a standing headscissors and takes his time to survey the crowd's reaction. He then leans forward and mightily flips and heaves I Always Lose onto his shoulder and finally raises him high into the air with arms outstretched. After a slight pause, Farmer Bill hatefully spikes I Always Lose into the mat with a Crucifix Powerbomb for a bone-crunching 3!
I Always Lose bends low and grabs Farmer Bill's legs. He lifts him up, then kneels down, one knee driving up in between Farmer Bill's legs in a spine-compressing Atomic Drop for 1 that leaves Farmer Bill hopping up and down. Farmer Bill will be singing soprano after that one!
Farmer Bill is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Farmer Bill makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Farmer Bill makes a pathetic Heel Kick for 1 damage.
I Always Lose must be impervious!
I Always Lose makes a pathetic Leg Split for 1 damage.
My grandmother could have executed that move better!
My bank I was in was robbed by armed gunmen with assult weapons, and this is actually more exciting!
I Always Lose makes Flying Shoulder Breaker for 3 damage.
I Always Lose makes Flying Shoulder Breaker for 4 damage.
Farmer Bill makes Snap Suplex for 6 damage.
I Always Lose hoists Farmer Bill onto his shoulders, setting him up for a Airplane spin drop! He's spinning him right round, baby, right round! Like a record, baby, right round, round round! Farmer Bill gets dropped for 7!
Farmer Bill makes a stupendous Leg Split for 10 damage.
Unbelievable!
I Always Lose charges Farmer Bill and executes a beautiful Spear for 2, nearly impaling him with his shoulder. He went through him like grass through a goose!
Farmer Bill is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Farmer Bill makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Farmer Bill makes a Head Vice for 1 damage.
I thought his brains were coming out his ears!
I Always Lose is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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I Always Lose makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
I Always Lose makes an incredible Spine Buster for 9 damage.
I bet his cage is rattled after that one!
I Always Lose grabs Farmer Bill's arm under his own and steps around behind him. I Always Lose hooks a leg over Farmer Bill's thigh and tightens his grip, placing Farmer Bill in a painful Abdominal Stretch for 4.
I was in a bathroom brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
Farmer Bill makes Electric Chair for 5 damage.
Farmer Bill is down... I Always Lose grabs his foot and flips over, yanking Farmer Bill's leg with him and forcefully extending his hamstring with a malicious Hamstring pull for 6!
Farmer Bill hooks I Always Lose's arms behind his back and looks to the crowd. Farmer Bill is going to attempt a Tiger Driver and I Always Lose appears helpless... Farmer Bill lifts him upside-down and drops him head first to the mat for 8!
I Always Lose climbs to the second rope and waits for Farmer Bill to regain a vertical base. I Always Lose leaps over Farmer Bill, grabbing his head and landing heavily, transferring the shock into a Flying Neckbreaker for 17!
This time he is down for good. The Ref Counts:
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Match over : I Always Lose wins
Farmer Bill Effects
Lose LMS +1
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Submission
Injury -2 Aerial
Consciousness damage 136
Vital Life damage 14
Doctor Level 2
Match Coach Level 2
Physical Trainer Level 2
I Always Lose Effects
Win LMS +1
Fame +6
Exp +3
Injury -1 Technique
Consciousness damage 98
Vital Life damage 10
Doctor Level 2
Match Coach Level 2
Physical Trainer Level 2
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