ChallengeId 4848520
Title TITLE MATCH: I Always Lose(156157) vs Osolemirnix(332918)
AttackerId 156157
DefenderId 332918
Created 2014-08-14 00:03:08
Status Fought
MatchType Cage
WinnerId 156157

TITLE MATCH
AutoHeal: I Always Lose uses 22 Ap for healing 44 damage
AutoHeal: Osolemirnix uses 30 Ap for healing 60 damage
Osolemirnix has 100 hidden fame bonus from being a 1 time Legend !!
I Always Lose leaps mightily into the air and performs a Drop Kick, connecting right in the middle of Osolemirnix's chest for 7.

Osolemirnix breaks I Always Lose's momentum with a Knee to Gut for 2.

I Always Lose makes a pathetic Full Nelson Slam for 1 damage.
Did I miss something that made that move suck so bad?

Osolemirnix makes Shoulder Thrust for 1 damage.

I Always Lose makes an extraordinary Knee Breaker for 12 damage.
I think I saw his spit land in the audience because of that hit!

I Always Lose breaks Osolemirnix's momentum with a Knee to Gut for 2.

I Always Lose grabs Osolemirnix's ankle and locks in a Ankle Lock for 3. Osolemirnix winces in agony!

Osolemirnix makes a pathetic Vertical Suplex for 3 damage.
I Always Lose is unfazed!

I Always Lose sneers at the downed Osolemirnix with contempt, then crouches and leaps, executing a Summersault Legdrop for 14!

Osolemirnix grabs I Always Lose's arm under his own and steps around behind him. Osolemirnix hooks a leg over I Always Lose's thigh and tightens his grip, placing I Always Lose in a painful Abdominal Stretch for 6.

My brakes gave out at an intersection last week, and this is actually more exciting!

I Always Lose makes Hanging Fallaway Suplex for 7 damage.

Osolemirnix gracefully launches himself off of the top turnbuckle and comes hurtling down like a flaming meteor at I Always Lose, connecting with an amazing Missile Dropkick for 1! Wow, that certainly was "flaming"! Ahem.

I Always Lose sends Osolemirnix into the ropes... I Always Lose bends down and lifts Osolemirnix up and over to land hard on his back for 6.

I Always Lose tries to get out of the cage!
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but Osolemirnix stops him!

Osolemirnix makes Shoulder Thrust for 1 damage.

I Always Lose makes a stupendous Wristlock for 9 damage.
You saw it here folks!

Osolemirnix adroitly leaps onto the top rope from the outside apron and leaps off, expertly connecting with a Springboard Dropkick square in I Always Lose's chest. 9!

I Always Lose tries to make a Flip-Over Cover.
But Osolemirnix counters for 1 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!

Osolemirnix squats down over a prone I Always Lose and hooks his elbows over his knees. Osolemirnix locks his hands under I Always Lose's chin, sits, and pulls back with ferocity, inflicting a painful Camel Clutch for 4.

I Always Lose makes a pathetic Underhook Suplex for 1 damage.
Did I miss something that made that move suck so bad?

I was in a bathroom brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!

I Always Lose makes an incredible Head scissors for 8 damage.
Osolemirnix is gasping for air like a dying fish!

Osolemirnix makes Rolling Senton Splash for 12 damage.

I Always Lose makes Heel Kick for 8 damage.

Osolemirnix makes an extraordinary Monkey Flip for 4 damage.

I Always Lose has Osolemirnix stunned... What he doing? He's climbing the ropes... he leaps with his hands locked together, hitting Osolemirnix on the head with a Top Rope Axe Handle for 6!

Osolemirnix makes a pathetic Flying shoulder block for 2 damage.
I Always Lose is unfazed!

I Always Lose makes Flying Cross Body for 3 damage.

I Always Lose is tossed over the top rope and slams right into the cage!
2 damage!

Osolemirnix tries to get out of the cage!
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but I Always Lose stops him!

I Always Lose tries to make a Back Body Drop.
But Osolemirnix counters for 2 damage.
He's strong and fast too!

Osolemirnix grabs I Always Lose on each side of the head and sticks his own head under I Always Lose's chin. Osolemirnix drops sharply to his knees, smashing I Always Lose's jaw. What a Jaw Breaker for 10!

My house caught fire this morning, and this is actually more exciting!

I Always Lose makes an incredible Senton Splash for 9 damage.
Osolemirnix lands lifeless on the mat!

Osolemirnix makes a pathetic Flying shoulder block for 1 damage.
Did I miss something that made that move suck so bad?

I Always Lose rakes the back of Osolemirnix for 1 damage.

I Always Lose tries to get out of the cage!
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but Osolemirnix stops him!

Osolemirnix is climbing the cage... he's going to make it! He's - he's turning around on top of the cage? Holy smokes! Osolemirnix is going for it! WHAM! I Always Lose takes 11 from a Diving Headbutt off the top of the steel cage... incredible!

After absorbing some tremendous blows Osolemirnix is left groggy, allowing I Always Lose to easily slip behind him and lock in an excruciating Cobra Clutch for 7!

Osolemirnix makes an extraordinary Splash for 7 damage.
Forget anything bad I ever said about this guy!

I Always Lose balls his fist and hits Osolemirnix right in the gut, making a Punch for 1.

Osolemirnix follows I Always Lose as he runs into the ropes and performs a fancy-looking handspring, smashing the rebounding I Always Lose in the face with a Handspring Elbow for 3 as he comes back to a vertical base!

I Always Lose yanks Osolemirnix to the mat with a Hair Pull for 1! This should be illegal... it must be a Greco-Roman hair pull!

Osolemirnix tries to get out of the cage!
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but I Always Lose stops him!

I was in a nursing home brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!

Osolemirnix moves feebly on the mat! Ever the opportunist, I Always Lose quickly climbs up to the top turnbuckle of a nearby corner and takes to the air! He gracefully leaps and twists while aloft, coming down and connecting with a solid Corkscrew moonsault for 1!

Osolemirnix scoops up I Always Lose and brings him down to the mat with an authoritative Body Slam for 5!

I Always Lose makes a pathetic Fallaway Slam for 1 damage.
Osolemirnix is unfazed!

Round and round Osolemirnix goes, I think his fist just broke I Always Lose's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 3!

I Always Lose grabs Osolemirnix on each side of the head and sticks his own head under Osolemirnix's chin. I Always Lose drops sharply to his knees, smashing Osolemirnix's jaw. What a Jaw Breaker for 2!

Osolemirnix makes a pathetic Stalingrad for 2 damage.
Osolemirnix is really sucking tonight.

I Always Lose makes Knee Breaker for 3 damage.

I Always Lose grabs Osolemirnix around the waist. I Always Lose suplexes once.... twice.... three times! There it is folks, a Rolling Germans for 13!

Match over : I Always Lose survives and climbs out of the cage and wins the match

I Always Lose Effects
Win cage +1
Fame +12
Exp +4
Consciousness damage 92
Vital Life damage 10
Doctor Level 2
Match Coach Level 2
Physical Trainer Level 2

Osolemirnix Effects
Lose cage +1
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -2 Submission
Consciousness damage 126
Vital Life damage 13
Doctor Level 2
Match Coach Level 2
Physical Trainer Level 2


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