ChallengeId 4851958
Title TOURNAMENT MATCH: I Always Lose(156157) vs Major Paine(334599)
AttackerId 156157
DefenderId 334599
Created 2014-09-30 00:03:05
Status Fought
MatchType Cage
WinnerId 156157
TOURNAMENT MATCH
AutoHeal: I Always Lose uses 26 Ap for healing 52 damage
AutoHeal: Major Paine uses 66 Ap for healing 131 damage
I Always Lose makes a stupendous Leg Split for 7 damage.
Major Paine is left twitching on the mat!
Major Paine holds I Always Lose in a standing front facelock then falls back, slamming I Always Lose's head into the mat for 15. I think he tried to bury him with that DDT!
I Always Lose sneers at the downed Major Paine with contempt, then crouches and leaps, executing a Summersault Legdrop for 5!
Major Paine balls his fist and hits I Always Lose right in the gut, making a Punch for 1.
I Always Lose bounces off the ropes, and flips over Major Paine, grabbing the waist and pulling him over with a Sunset Flip for 1!
I Always Lose grabs Major Paine from behind, lifts him high, and delivers a crunching Atomic Drop for 2. Major Paine walks about gingerly while gently holding his bruised rump!
I Always Lose makes a pathetic Whisper in wind for 2 damage.
Major Paine is unfazed!
I Always Lose bends his arm up next to his head, slaps his elbow twice, then drives it down on the forehead of Major Paine for 5! He sure know how to make a Elbow Smash hurt!
I Always Lose smashes Major Paine head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
I Always Lose makes Head scissors for 2 damage.
I was in a bathroom brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
I Always Lose tries to make a Hurricanrana.
But Major Paine counters for 1 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
I Always Lose tries to make a Shoulder Block.
But Major Paine counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
I Always Lose makes an incredible Head Butt for 6 damage.
I'm glad that's not me in there!
Major Paine makes an incredible Surfboard for 8 damage.
I Always Lose is gasping for air like a dying fish!
I Always Lose tries to make a Leg Breaker.
But Major Paine counters for 2 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
I Always Lose makes Kick for 1 damage.
I Always Lose tries to make a Summersault Legdrop.
But Major Paine counters for 4 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
I Always Lose is sitting up, dazed. Major Paine takes advantage and flips over I Always Lose, grabbing his head in the air and violently snapping it forward with a Neck Snap for 6!
I Always Lose catches Major Paine off guard and goes for a quick win! He puts him into a Compactor for 1 and the ref begins the count!
Major Paine makes a stupendous Shoulder Thrust for 3 damage.
I stared at the sun for WAY to long, and this is actually more exciting!
I Always Lose sneers at the downed Major Paine with contempt, then crouches and leaps, executing a Summersault Legdrop for 9!
I Always Lose tries to make a Bear Hug.
But Major Paine counters for 3 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
I Always Lose makes Flying shoulder block for 6 damage.
Major Paine makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.
Major Paine tries to get out of the cage!
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but I Always Lose stops him!
I Always Lose maliciously thrusts a finger into Major Paine's eye for 1! Even if Major Paine had goggles, they probably would have done nothing to protect him from that Eye Gouge!
I Always Lose tries to get out of the cage!
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but Major Paine stops him!
I Always Lose sneers at the downed Major Paine with contempt, then crouches and leaps, executing a Summersault Legdrop for 4!
I Always Lose makes a stupendous Drop toe hold for 2 damage.
I Always Lose tries to make a Kick.
But Major Paine counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
I Always Lose makes a pathetic Snake Eyes for 1 damage.
Did I miss something that made that move suck so bad?
I Always Lose makes a Head Vice for 2 damage.
I thought his brains were coming out his ears!
My bank I was in was robbed by armed gunmen with assult weapons, and this is actually more exciting!
I Always Lose makes a pathetic Northern Lights Suplex/Pin for 1 damage.
Major Paine is unfazed!
I Always Lose makes a stupendous Flip-Over Cover for 1 damage.
I Always Lose tries to get out of the cage!
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but Major Paine stops him!
Major Paine grabs I Always Lose around the waist. Major Paine suplexes once.... twice.... three times! There it is folks, a Rolling Germans for 6!
I Always Lose tries to make a Head Butt.
But Major Paine counters for 3 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
I Always Lose tries to make a Hurricanrana.
But Major Paine counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Major Paine makes Blitzball Grip for 10 damage.
I Always Lose makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.
I Always Lose delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Major Paine's chest for 1! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
I Always Lose grabs Major Paine's head and falls back, rolling up and hooking Major Paine's leg for 1... That's some Small Package!
I Always Lose tries to make a Small Package.
But Major Paine counters for 1 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Major Paine tries to make a Elbow drop.
But I Always Lose counters for 1 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
My wife gave birth yesterday, and this is actually more exciting!
I Always Lose tries to make a Flying Clothesline.
But Major Paine counters for 4 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
I Always Lose makes a pathetic Flying Spin kick for 2 damage.
Well that hardly accomplished anything.
I Always Lose tries to get out of the cage!
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but Major Paine stops him!
I Always Lose makes a stupendous Face Lock for 5 damage.
I Always Lose makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.
I Always Lose makes Spring Board Moonsault for 6 damage.
Into the ropes goes Major Paine... and he's brought down with a Big Boot for 4 from I Always Lose!
Major Paine grabs I Always Lose's arm under his own and steps around behind him. Major Paine hooks a leg over I Always Lose's thigh and tightens his grip, placing I Always Lose in a painful Abdominal Stretch for 3.
I Always Lose holds Major Paine in a standing front facelock then falls back, slamming Major Paine's head into the mat for 4. I think he tried to bury him with that DDT!
I Always Lose makes a pathetic Gut Wrench Suplex for 1 damage.
I Always Lose is really sucking tonight.
I Always Lose makes an extraordinary Wheel Kick for 6 damage.
Major Paine is gasping for air like a dying fish!
I stared at the sun for WAY to long, and this is actually more exciting!
I Always Lose makes a Head Vice for 2 damage.
I thought his brains were coming out his ears!
I Always Lose follows Major Paine as he runs into the ropes and performs a fancy-looking handspring, smashing the rebounding Major Paine in the face with a Handspring Elbow for 6 as he comes back to a vertical base!
Major Paine grabs I Always Lose's head and falls back, rolling up and hooking I Always Lose's leg for 1... That's some Small Package!
I Always Lose makes Monkey Flip for 1 damage.
I Always Lose tries to get out of the cage!
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but Major Paine stops him!
I Always Lose makes Hanging Fallaway Suplex for 6 damage.
Major Paine makes Head scissors for 2 damage.
I Always Lose makes Leg Drop for 4 damage.
The referee moves in to make sure that I Always Lose is performing a legal Choke! 1!
Major Paine makes Sleeper hold for 3 damage.
I Always Lose bends his arm up next to his head, slaps his elbow twice, then drives it down on the forehead of Major Paine for 1! He sure know how to make a Elbow Smash hurt!
My wife gave birth yesterday, and this is actually more exciting!
Major Paine is hoisted onto I Always Lose's shoulders! What's he going to do?!? WHAM! Major Paine is brought down onto I Always Lose's knee for a tremendous Canadian Backbreaker for 4!
I Always Lose makes Half Nelson for 1 damage.
Major Paine captures a dazed I Always Lose into a front face lock and hooks his leg. I Always Lose is lifted up and over and collides with the mat hard for 2, while Major Paine maintains his grip and bridges his back for the pin! What an amazing Cradle Suplex!
I Always Lose makes a pathetic Knee Breaker for 1 damage.
Major Paine laughs in I Always Lose's face!
Major Paine charges I Always Lose. I Always Lose coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. I Always Lose shoves his left arm under Major Paine's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 2.
Match over : I Always Lose survives and climbs out of the cage and wins the match
I Always Lose Effects
Win cage +1
Money +414 $
Fame +6
Exp +3
Consciousness damage 82
Vital Life damage 9
Doctor Level 2
Major Paine Effects
Lose cage +1
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Submission
Injury -2 Technique
Consciousness damage 124
Vital Life damage 13
Doctor Level 2
Match Coach Level 2
Physical Trainer Level 2
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