ChallengeId 4851960
Title TOURNAMENT MATCH: I Always Lose(156157) vs Rulk(334676)
AttackerId 156157
DefenderId 334676
Created 2014-09-30 00:03:05
Status Fought
MatchType Table
WinnerId 156157
TOURNAMENT MATCH
AutoHeal: I Always Lose uses 41 Ap for healing 82 damage
I Always Lose is on the top rope and flies through the air, landing the Flying Elbow Drop for 10. I Always Lose just drove his elbow right into the chest of Rulk!
Rulk tries to make a Belly to Belly suplex.
But I Always Lose counters for 1 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
I Always Lose tries to make a Figure four leg lock.
But Rulk counters for 2 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Rulk tries to make a Brain Buster.
But I Always Lose counters for 5 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
I Always Lose makes Knee Drop for 4 damage.
I Always Lose breaks Rulk's momentum with a Knee to Gut for 3.
I Always Lose tries to make a Body Slam.
But Rulk counters for 3 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
I Always Lose squats down over a prone Rulk and hooks his elbows over his knees. I Always Lose locks his hands under Rulk's chin, sits, and pulls back with ferocity, inflicting a painful Camel Clutch for 5.
Rulk deftly sidesteps I Always Lose's attack, moves behind him and locks in a Full Nelson for 4!
This is a terrific match so far!
I Always Lose rakes the back of Rulk for 1! What does he do, file his nails to make it hurt more?
Rulk sends I Always Lose into the ropes... Rulk bends down and lifts I Always Lose up and over to land hard on his back for 2.
Rulk charges I Always Lose. I Always Lose coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. I Always Lose shoves his left arm under Rulk's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 3.
Rulk charges I Always Lose and executes a beautiful Spear for 6, nearly impaling him with his shoulder. He went through him like grass through a goose!
I Always Lose performs a backflip off the top rope and does a Moonsault for 4, causing Rulk to writhe in pain on the mat! You'd be in pain, too, if you just had your moon salted!
Rulk grabs I Always Lose by the throat and slams him down for 10 damage.
I Always Lose makes an incredible Full Nelson Slam for 7 damage.
Wow, he must only suck every other day!
I Always Lose makes a pathetic Vertical Suplex for 1 damage.
Rulk is unfazed!
Rulk delivers a flesh-rending Chop across I Always Lose's chest for 2! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
I Always Lose tries to make a Diving Headbutt.
But Rulk counters for 1 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Rulk makes Half Nelson for 2 damage.
My wife gave birth yesterday, and this is actually more exciting!
I Always Lose grabs the arm of Rulk and drops it over his shoulder for 2.
Rulk makes Pumphandle Suplex for 10 damage.
I Always Lose makes a stupendous Knee Drop for 6 damage.
Did you see the sweat fly?!
I Always Lose tries to make a Underhook Suplex.
But Rulk counters for 3 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
I Always Lose is sitting up, dazed. Rulk takes advantage and flips over I Always Lose, grabbing his head in the air and violently snapping it forward with a Neck Snap for 7!
I Always Lose makes Gut Wrench Suplex for 3 damage.
I Always Lose is setting up the table. He is dragging Rulk up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But Rulk breaks it up.
Rulk charges I Always Lose. I Always Lose coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. I Always Lose shoves his left arm under Rulk's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 3.
Rulk is choking I Always Lose for 1 damage, but the ref breaks it up!
He was flailing like a madman!
Rulk is sent into the ropes... I Always Lose gets a running start and performs a Drop Kick for 2, sending Rulk back staggering!
Rulk makes Pumphandle Suplex for 8 damage.
Rulk is setting up the table. He is dragging I Always Lose up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But I Always Lose breaks it up.
I was in a bathroom brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
Rulk is helpless on the mat! I Always Lose positions himself at Rulk's head and pulls him into a sitting position, resting against I Always Lose's knee. I Always Lose wraps his arm around his opponent's chin and begins to pull back HARD, executing a tendon-tearing Chin lock for 4!
Rulk smashes I Always Lose head into the turnbuckle
1!
2!
3!
4!
5!
6!
He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Rulk is helpless on the mat! I Always Lose positions himself at Rulk's head and pulls him into a sitting position, resting against I Always Lose's knee. I Always Lose wraps his arm around his opponent's chin and begins to pull back HARD, executing a tendon-tearing Chin lock for 2!
I Always Lose grabs Rulk on each side of the head and sticks his own head under Rulk's chin. I Always Lose drops sharply to his knees, smashing Rulk's jaw. What a Jaw Breaker for 5!
I Always Lose is lying supine... Rulk capitalizes and grabs I Always Lose's ankles and hooks them, stepping over into a Boston Crab for a painful 4!
I Always Lose makes an extraordinary Heel Kick for 10 damage.
Holy crap, I bet they heard that hit all the way in China!
I Always Lose wraps his arms around Rulk's waist and lower back and begins to squeeze executing a Bear Hug for 3. Rulk is gasping for air!
Rulk deftly sidesteps I Always Lose's attack, moves behind him and locks in a Full Nelson for 5!
I Always Lose makes a Shining Wizard for 5 damage.
I think I have his brains on my pants!
My house caught fire this morning, and this is actually more exciting!
I Always Lose grabs Rulk's head and falls back, rolling up and hooking Rulk's leg for 1... That's some Small Package!
I Always Lose makes Drop toe hold for 1 damage.
Rulk makes a stupendous Pile Driver for 19 damage.
I Always Lose was thrown around like a dog's chew-toy!
I Always Lose grabs the leg of Rulk, rotates arounds and locks in the Figure four leg lock for 7. Will Rulk tap out?
I Always Lose is setting up the table. He is dragging Rulk up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But Rulk breaks it up.
I Always Lose makes Gut Buster for 4 damage.
I Always Lose makes Leg Breaker for 6 damage.
I Always Lose makes a stupendous Senton Splash for 9 damage.
You saw it here folks!
I Always Lose grabs Rulk by the throat and slams him down for 6 damage.
Rulk makes Leg Breaker for 6 damage.
I Always Lose grabs Rulk around the waist. I Always Lose suplexes once.... twice.... three times! There it is folks, a Rolling Germans for 8!
Match over : I Always Lose smashes the table and wins
I Always Lose Effects
Win table +1
Money +367 $
Fame +6
Exp +3
Injury -1 Strength
Injury -1 Submission
Consciousness damage 98
Vital Life damage 10
Doctor Level 2
Rulk Effects
Lose table +1
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Strength
Injury -1 Aerial
Injury -1 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 131
Vital Life damage 14
Doctor Level 2
Match Coach Level 2
Physical Trainer Level 2
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