ChallengeId 4862700
Title TOURNAMENT MATCH: I Always Lose(156157) vs Ring Thing(335516)
AttackerId 156157
DefenderId 335516
Created 2015-02-19 00:03:05
Status Fought
MatchType Table
WinnerId 335516
TOURNAMENT MATCH
I Always Lose squeezes the life out of Ring Thing with a Bear Hug for 3!
Ring Thing delivers a flesh-rending Chop across I Always Lose's chest for 2! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
I Always Lose is going for a high-risk maneuver... off the top rope he goes, performing a back flip to land squarely on Ring Thing's supine form with a beautiful Moonsault for 14! That can't be good for anybody!
I Always Lose tries to make a Boston Crab.
But Ring Thing counters for 5 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Ring Thing tries to make a Electric Chair.
But I Always Lose counters for 3 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Ring Thing grabs I Always Lose by the wrist and ducks underneath it, giving it a good, solid twist and locking in a Arm Bar for 3.
I Always Lose climbs to the second rope and waits for Ring Thing to regain a vertical base. I Always Lose leaps over Ring Thing, grabbing his head and landing heavily, transferring the shock into a Flying Neckbreaker for 14!
Ring Thing makes Front Powerslam for 5 damage.
I Always Lose makes a pathetic Snake Eyes for 1 damage.
Well that hardly accomplished anything.
Ring Thing grabs I Always Lose by the throat and slams him down for 16 damage.
My wife gave birth yesterday, and this is actually more exciting!
I Always Lose grabs Ring Thing's feet and spreads his legs apart, looking to the crowd. Ring Thing is waving his hands and pleading for mercy, knowing what is coming. Feeling sufficiently goaded, I Always Lose cruelly lifts a leg and drops it right into Ring Thing's crotch, landing a Low Blow Leg Drop for 3!
Ring Thing makes a stupendous Wristlock for 9 damage.
I Always Lose was thrown around like a dog's chew-toy!
I Always Lose is going for a high-risk maneuver... off the top rope he goes, performing a back flip to land squarely on Ring Thing's supine form with a beautiful Moonsault for 5! That can't be good for anybody!
Ring Thing performs a Stomp for 1. He's stomping on I Always Lose like a caller at a square dance!
After absorbing some tremendous blows Ring Thing is left groggy, allowing I Always Lose to easily slip behind him and lock in an excruciating Cobra Clutch for 7!
I Always Lose is setting up the table. He is dragging Ring Thing up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But Ring Thing breaks it up.
I Always Lose makes a pathetic Lionsault for 1 damage.
My grandmother could have executed that move better!
Ring Thing tries to make a Flying Neckbreaker.
But I Always Lose counters for 7 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Ring Thing makes Gut Buster for 9 damage.
Ring Thing is setting up the table. He is dragging I Always Lose up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But I Always Lose breaks it up.
I Always Lose hooks Ring Thing's arms behind his back and looks to the crowd. I Always Lose is going to attempt a Tiger Driver and Ring Thing appears helpless... I Always Lose lifts him upside-down and drops him head first to the mat for 8!
Ring Thing lifts I Always Lose up in a fireman's carry... he spins him around and slams him down to the mat for 14, executing a brilliant Fantastic Boom! I Always Lose looks like he is going to puke!
Wow, I think someone needs to restart my heart!
I Always Lose tenaciously traps Ring Thing in a head lock and then points straight ahead. The crowd roars as I Always Lose runs and leaps with Ring Thing's head in tow! Both wrestlers land on the mat with a crunching thud as I Always Lose delivers a powerful Bulldog for 3!
Ring Thing stands behind I Always Lose and grabs his wrists. Ring Thing kneels down, plants a knee in I Always Lose's back and pulls HARD, executing a Bow and Arrow for 6!
After absorbing some tremendous blows Ring Thing is left groggy, allowing I Always Lose to easily slip behind him and lock in an excruciating Cobra Clutch for 1!
I Always Lose is down... Ring Thing climbs the ropes and leaps with his arms out to the side and buries his head into I Always Lose's chest with a Diving Headbutt for 17!
I Always Lose leaps mightily into the air and performs a Drop Kick, connecting right in the middle of Ring Thing's chest for 2.
Ring Thing makes an extraordinary Doom Smasher for 31 damage.
I'm glad that's not me in there!
Match over : Ring Thing smashes the table and wins
I Always Lose Effects
Lose table +1
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Strength
Injury -1 Technique
Injury -1 Aerial
Injury -2 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 118
Vital Life damage 12
Doctor Level 2
Match Coach Level 2
Physical Trainer Level 2
Ring Thing Effects
Win table +1
Fame +6
Exp +5
Consciousness damage 72
Vital Life damage 8
Doctor Level 2
Match Coach Level 2
Physical Trainer Level 2
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