ChallengeId 4870139
Title TOURNAMENT MATCH: Farmer Bill(211134) vs Ring Thing(335516)
AttackerId 211134
DefenderId 335516
Created 2015-06-16 00:03:09
Status Fought
MatchType Table
WinnerId 211134
TOURNAMENT MATCH
AutoHeal: Farmer Bill uses 41 Ap for healing 81 damage
AutoHeal: Ring Thing uses 64 Ap for healing 127 damage
Farmer Bill hooks Ring Thing's arms behind his back and looks to the crowd. Farmer Bill is going to attempt a Tiger Driver and Ring Thing appears helpless... Farmer Bill lifts him upside-down and drops him head first to the mat for 9!
Ring Thing makes an incredible Head scissors for 8 damage.
That was the prettiest thing I've ever seen!
With an impressive show of 'roid rage induced strength, Farmer Bill presses Ring Thing above his head, then performs a Gorilla Press for 4, simply letting Ring Thing drop right to the ground.
Farmer Bill makes Northern Lights Suplex/Pin for 3 damage.
Ring Thing tries to make a Brain Buster.
But Farmer Bill counters for 7 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Ring Thing is sitting up, dazed. Farmer Bill takes advantage and flips over Ring Thing, grabbing his head in the air and violently snapping it forward with a Neck Snap for 13!
Ring Thing makes Leg Split for 5 damage.
Farmer Bill tries to make a Hair Pull.
But Ring Thing counters for 1 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Ring Thing makes an incredible Cosmic Radiation for 24 damage.
Farmer Bill is gasping for air like a dying fish!
My bank I was in was robbed by armed gunmen with assult weapons, and this is actually more exciting!
Farmer Bill makes Vertical Suplex for 13 damage.
Ring Thing makes Flying Headscissors Takedown for 4 damage.
Farmer Bill is choking Ring Thing for 3 damage, but the ref breaks it up!
He was flailing like a madman!
Ring Thing grabs Farmer Bill's ankle and locks in a Ankle Lock for 3. Farmer Bill winces in agony!
Ring Thing is setting up the table. He is dragging Farmer Bill up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But Farmer Bill breaks it up.
Farmer Bill sits the downed Ring Thing upright, then clamps a hand on either side of Ring Thing's head and begins to apply all the pressure he can muster with a painful Head Vice for 3.
Ring Thing makes Pumphandle Suplex for 4 damage.
Farmer Bill tenaciously traps Ring Thing in a head lock and then points straight ahead. The crowd roars as Farmer Bill runs and leaps with Ring Thing's head in tow! Both wrestlers land on the mat with a crunching thud as Farmer Bill delivers a powerful Bulldog for 9!
Ring Thing presses his body close up against Farmer Bill's back and grabs him around the waist, lifting him up and dropping him in a Back Suplex for 2.
Ring Thing delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Farmer Bill's chest for 1! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
My brakes gave out at an intersection last week, and this is actually more exciting!
Farmer Bill thrusts Ring Thing's head between his legs! I don't like where this is going... Ring Thing is lifted into the air and is brought down with a thundering Power Bomb for 9!
Ring Thing wraps his arms around Farmer Bill, lifts him up and hits a Belly to Belly suplex for 10!
Farmer Bill stands behind Ring Thing and grabs his wrists. Farmer Bill kneels down, plants a knee in Ring Thing's back and pulls HARD, executing a Bow and Arrow for 1!
With an impressive show of 'roid rage induced strength, Ring Thing presses Farmer Bill above his head, then performs a Gorilla Press for 3, simply letting Farmer Bill drop right to the ground.
Farmer Bill makes Leg Twist for 6 damage.
Farmer Bill is setting up the table. He is dragging Ring Thing up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But Ring Thing breaks it up.
Ring Thing squeezes the life out of Farmer Bill with a Bear Hug for 10!
Farmer Bill grabs Ring Thing's head and falls back, rolling up and hooking Ring Thing's leg for 1... That's some Small Package!
Farmer Bill makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.
Ring Thing makes Flying Wheel kick for 3 damage.
Farmer Bill tries to make a Shooting Star Press.
But Ring Thing counters for 3 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
My town got attacked by hordes of the undead, and this is actually more exciting!
Farmer Bill makes a pathetic Vertical Suplex for 3 damage.
Did I miss something that made that move suck so bad?
Ring Thing makes Flying shoulder block for 9 damage.
Ring Thing makes a stupendous Spinning Kick for 6 damage.
Farmer Bill lands lifeless on the mat!
Ring Thing is setting up the table. He is dragging Farmer Bill up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But Farmer Bill breaks it up.
Farmer Bill charges Ring Thing and executes a beautiful Spear for 11, nearly impaling him with his shoulder. He went through him like grass through a goose!
Ring Thing makes an extraordinary Underhook Suplex for 6 damage.
Holy crap, I bet they heard that hit all the way in China!
Farmer Bill is setting up the table. He is dragging Ring Thing up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But Ring Thing breaks it up.
Ring Thing tries to make a Springboard Dropkick.
But Farmer Bill counters for 3 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Farmer Bill holds Ring Thing in a standing front facelock then falls back, slamming Ring Thing's head into the mat for 12. I think he tried to bury him with that DDT!
Ring Thing makes a Head Vice for 3 damage.
I thought his brains were coming out his ears!
Farmer Bill sends Ring Thing into the ropes... Farmer Bill bends down and lifts Ring Thing up and over to land hard on his back for 1.
Ring Thing sits the downed Farmer Bill upright, then clamps a hand on either side of Farmer Bill's head and begins to apply all the pressure he can muster with a painful Head Vice for 3.
My wife gave birth yesterday, and this is actually more exciting!
Ring Thing is lying on the ropes trying to catch his breath... OH MY! Farmer Bill grabs the back of Ring Thing's head and jumps to the arena floor, clotheslining Ring Thing on the top rope with a sneaky Ring Rope Clothesline Snap for 8!
Farmer Bill makes a pathetic Front Suplex for 3 damage.
Ring Thing laughs in Farmer Bill's face!
Ring Thing grabs Farmer Bill's feet and spreads his legs apart, looking to the crowd. Farmer Bill is waving his hands and pleading for mercy, knowing what is coming. Feeling sufficiently goaded, Ring Thing cruelly lifts a leg and drops it right into Farmer Bill's crotch, landing a Low Blow Leg Drop for 1!
With Ring Thing down, now is Farmer Bill's chance to capitalize. Farmer Bill quickly backs into the corner and hops onto the second rope. Farmer Bill leaps off and hits a Second Rope Leg Drop for 9.
Match over : Farmer Bill smashes the table and wins
Farmer Bill Effects
Win table +1
Fame +10
Exp +5
Injury -1 Strength
Injury -1 Aerial
Consciousness damage 109
Vital Life damage 11
Doctor Level 2
Match Coach Level 2
Physical Trainer Level 2
Ring Thing Effects
Lose table +1
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -2 Submission
Injury -1 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 132
Vital Life damage 14
Doctor Level 2
Match Coach Level 2
Physical Trainer Level 2
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