ChallengeId 4871220
Title TITLE MATCH: Farmer Bill(211134) vs Ring Thing(335516)
AttackerId 211134
DefenderId 335516
Created 2015-07-01 00:03:07
Status Fought
MatchType Cage
WinnerId 335516

TITLE MATCH
AutoHeal: Farmer Bill uses 61 Ap for healing 121 damage
AutoHeal: Ring Thing uses 51 Ap for healing 101 damage
Farmer Bill tries to make a Flying Headscissors Takedown.
But Ring Thing counters for 7 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!

Ring Thing is climbing the cage... he's going to make it! He's - he's turning around on top of the cage? Holy smokes! Ring Thing is going for it! WHAM! Farmer Bill takes 14 from a Diving Headbutt off the top of the steel cage... incredible!

Farmer Bill performs a Curb Stomp for 4. He's stomping on Ring Thing like a caller at a square dance!

Farmer Bill holds Ring Thing in a standing front facelock then falls back, slamming Ring Thing's head into the mat for 12. I think he tried to bury him with that DDT!

Farmer Bill makes Surfboard for 4 damage.

Farmer Bill deftly maneuvers himself behind Ring Thing and locks him into control with an expertly applied Chicken Wing for 7!

Ring Thing deftly maneuvers himself behind Farmer Bill and locks him into control with an expertly applied Chicken Wing for 3!

Farmer Bill makes a pathetic Gut Wrench Suplex for 1 damage.
Did I miss something that made that move suck so bad?

Ring Thing tries to make a Senton Splash.
But Farmer Bill counters for 3 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!

My house caught fire this morning, and this is actually more exciting!

Farmer Bill makes Full Nelson Slam for 7 damage.

Farmer Bill makes an incredible Knee Breaker for 12 damage.
Unbelievable!

Ring Thing lifts Farmer Bill up in a fireman's carry... he spins him around and slams him down to the mat for 7, executing a brilliant Fantastic Boom! Farmer Bill looks like he is going to puke!

Ring Thing is tossed over the top rope and slams right into the cage!
12 damage!

Ring Thing makes an incredible Senton Splash for 10 damage.
Holy crap, I bet they heard that hit all the way in China!

Farmer Bill sits the downed Ring Thing upright, then clamps a hand on either side of Ring Thing's head and begins to apply all the pressure he can muster with a painful Head Vice for 1.

Ring Thing makes Leg Breaker for 6 damage.

Farmer Bill makes Flying neck snap for 7 damage.

Ring Thing presses his body close up against Farmer Bill's back and grabs him around the waist, lifting him up and dropping him in a Back Suplex for 9.

Farmer Bill is going for a high-risk maneuver... off the top rope he goes, performing a back flip to land squarely on Ring Thing's supine form with a beautiful Moonsault for 2! That can't be good for anybody!

Ring Thing makes Whisper in wind for 6 damage.

I was in a barroom brawl an hour ago, and this is actually more exciting!

Farmer Bill makes Spinning punch for 3 damage.

Ring Thing makes an extraordinary Clobberin Time for 27 damage.
Did you see the sweat fly?!

Ring Thing leans prostate in the corner! Farmer Bill walks over and angrily Curb Stomp's a mudhole right into Ring Thing's face and chest for 13!

Ring Thing adroitly leaps onto the top rope from the outside apron and leaps off, expertly connecting with a Springboard Dropkick square in Farmer Bill's chest. 4!

Farmer Bill tries to make a Pitchfork Thrust.
But Ring Thing counters for 5 damage.
He's strong and fast too!

With Farmer Bill down, now is Ring Thing's chance to capitalize. Ring Thing quickly backs into the corner and hops onto the second rope. Ring Thing leaps off and hits a Second Rope Leg Drop for 6.

Farmer Bill makes Top-rope splash for 10 damage.

Farmer Bill tries to get out of the cage!
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but Ring Thing stops him!

Ring Thing makes Leg Twist for 2 damage.

Farmer Bill tries to make a Toss out of Ring.
But Ring Thing counters for 5 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!

Ring Thing grabs Farmer Bill's feet and spreads his legs apart, looking to the crowd. Farmer Bill is waving his hands and pleading for mercy, knowing what is coming. Feeling sufficiently goaded, Ring Thing cruelly lifts a leg and drops it right into Farmer Bill's crotch, landing a Low Blow Leg Drop for 4!

This is a terrific match so far!

Farmer Bill quickly takes a step back and snaps his foot out to the side, catching Ring Thing right on the chin with a Thrust Kick causing 4! I was barely able to see that!

Ring Thing grabs Farmer Bill's head and falls back, rolling up and hooking Farmer Bill's leg for 1... That's some Small Package!

Ring Thing tries to get out of the cage!
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but Farmer Bill stops him!

Ring Thing is sent into the ropes... Farmer Bill gets a running start and performs a Drop Kick for 6, sending Ring Thing back staggering!

Ring Thing grabs Farmer Bill's arm under his own and steps around behind him. Ring Thing hooks a leg over Farmer Bill's thigh and tightens his grip, placing Farmer Bill in a painful Abdominal Stretch for 7.

Farmer Bill makes a pathetic Fallaway Slam for 1 damage.
Did I miss something that made that move suck so bad?

Ring Thing catches Farmer Bill off guard and goes for a quick win! He puts him into a Compactor for 1 and the ref begins the count!

Farmer Bill hoists Ring Thing onto his shoulders, setting him up for a Airplane spin drop! He's spinning him right round, baby, right round! Like a record, baby, right round, round round! Ring Thing gets dropped for 5!

Farmer Bill tries to get out of the cage!
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but Ring Thing stops him!

Ring Thing makes Blue Eyes Blast for 8 damage.

Match over : Ring Thing survives and climbs out of the cage and wins the match

Farmer Bill Effects
Lose cage +1
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Aerial
Consciousness damage 132
Vital Life damage 14
Doctor Level 2
Match Coach Level 2
Physical Trainer Level 2

Ring Thing Effects
Win cage +1
Fame +6
Exp +4
Injury -1 Strength
Injury -1 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 114
Vital Life damage 12
Doctor Level 2
Match Coach Level 2
Physical Trainer Level 2


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