ChallengeId 4882004
Title Old Man Goldberg(337047) vs Kades(336824)
AttackerId 337047
DefenderId 336824
Created 2016-11-24 23:29:46
Status Fought
MatchType LMS
WinnerId 336824
How about a few?
Sure
AutoHeal: Old Man Goldberg uses 27 Ap for healing 53 damage
Old Man Goldberg charges Kades. Kades coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Kades shoves his left arm under Old Man Goldberg's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 3.
Kades is sent into the ropes... Old Man Goldberg gets a running start and performs a Drop Kick for 5, sending Kades back staggering!
Old Man Goldberg makes Elbow drop for 4 damage.
Kades tries to make a Neck Snap.
But Old Man Goldberg counters for 2 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Kades balls his fist and hits Old Man Goldberg right in the gut, making a Punch for 1.
Old Man Goldberg delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Kades's chest for 2! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Old Man Goldberg tries to make a Clothesline.
But Kades counters for 2 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Old Man Goldberg tries to make a Arm Drag Takedown.
But Kades counters for 2 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Old Man Goldberg throws Kades toward the ropes with a hard Irish Whip! Old Man Goldberg tries to leap over Kades but is caught by surprise with a lightning-fast Clothesline for 4!
I was mugged yesterday, and this is actually more exciting!
Kades makes Kick for 1 damage.
Old Man Goldberg tries to make a Neck Snap.
But Kades counters for 1 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Kades makes Kick for 2 damage.
Kades tries to make a Neck Snap.
But Old Man Goldberg counters for 5 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Old Man Goldberg smashes Kades head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Kades grabs Old Man Goldberg's head and falls back, rolling up and hooking Old Man Goldberg's leg for 1... That's some Small Package!
Kades grabs Old Man Goldberg's head and falls back, rolling up and hooking Old Man Goldberg's leg for 1... That's some Small Package!
Kades tries to make a Small Package.
But Old Man Goldberg counters for 1 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Kades makes Head Lock for 3 damage.
My bank I was in was robbed by armed gunmen with assult weapons, and this is actually more exciting!
Old Man Goldberg tries to make a Small Package.
But Kades counters for 1 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Kades is sitting up, dazed. Old Man Goldberg takes advantage and flips over Kades, grabbing his head in the air and violently snapping it forward with a Neck Snap for 2!
Old Man Goldberg charges Kades. Kades coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Kades shoves his left arm under Old Man Goldberg's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 1.
Old Man Goldberg charges Kades. Kades coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Kades shoves his left arm under Old Man Goldberg's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 1.
Old Man Goldberg makes a stupendous Shoulder Thrust for 3 damage.
Kades is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Kades makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Old Man Goldberg is sitting up, dazed. Kades takes advantage and flips over Old Man Goldberg, grabbing his head in the air and violently snapping it forward with a Neck Snap for 9!
Kades is sitting up, dazed. Old Man Goldberg takes advantage and flips over Kades, grabbing his head in the air and violently snapping it forward with a Neck Snap for 4!
Old Man Goldberg makes Shoulder Thrust for 1 damage.
Kades delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Old Man Goldberg's chest for 1! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Kades makes Elbow drop for 2 damage.
My wife gave birth yesterday, and this is actually more exciting!
Kades leaps mightily into the air and performs a Drop Kick, connecting right in the middle of Old Man Goldberg's chest for 2.
Old Man Goldberg is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Old Man Goldberg makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Kades winds up with a closed fist and drives it forward right into Old Man Goldberg's head! A Punch for 1!
Old Man Goldberg makes a stupendous Head Lock for 7 damage.
That was the prettiest thing I've ever seen!
Kades charges Old Man Goldberg and executes a beautiful Spear for 11, nearly impaling him with his shoulder. He went through him like grass through a goose!
Old Man Goldberg smashes Kades head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Old Man Goldberg charges Kades. Kades coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Kades shoves his left arm under Old Man Goldberg's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 1.
Old Man Goldberg is sitting up, dazed. Kades takes advantage and flips over Old Man Goldberg, grabbing his head in the air and violently snapping it forward with a Neck Snap for 2!
Kades charges Old Man Goldberg and executes a beautiful Spear for 10, nearly impaling him with his shoulder. He went through him like grass through a goose!
Kades winds up with a closed fist and drives it forward right into Old Man Goldberg's head! A Punch for 1!
Old Man Goldberg performs a Stomp for 1. He's stomping on Kades like a caller at a square dance!
These two make everyone else pale in comparison to their talent!
Kades delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Old Man Goldberg's chest for 2! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Old Man Goldberg makes Shoulder Thrust for 2 damage.
Old Man Goldberg winds up with a closed fist and drives it forward right into Kades's head! A Punch for 1!
Old Man Goldberg charges Kades and executes a beautiful Old Man Spear for 6, nearly impaling him with his shoulder. He went through him like grass through a goose!
Round and round Kades goes, I think his fist just broke Old Man Goldberg's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 3!
Old Man Goldberg balls his fist and hits Kades right in the gut, making a Punch for 1.
Old Man Goldberg makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.
Kades makes Shoulder Thrust for 1 damage.
Kades is sitting up, dazed. Old Man Goldberg takes advantage and flips over Kades, grabbing his head in the air and violently snapping it forward with a Neck Snap for 2!
Kades is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Kades makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Kades charges Old Man Goldberg. Old Man Goldberg coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Old Man Goldberg shoves his left arm under Kades's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 1.
I was in a nursing home brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
Kades tries to make a Spear.
But Old Man Goldberg counters for 2 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Old Man Goldberg is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Old Man Goldberg makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Old Man Goldberg is out cold on his feet! Kades takes advantage and charges at his opponent, bringing Old Man Goldberg down with an amazing Clothesline for 7!
Round and round Kades goes, I think his fist just broke Old Man Goldberg's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 1!
Kades makes a stupendous Kick for 3 damage.
Old Man Goldberg makes Elbow drop for 3 damage.
Old Man Goldberg makes Kick for 2 damage.
Old Man Goldberg leaps mightily into the air and performs a Drop Kick, connecting right in the middle of Kades's chest for 5.
Old Man Goldberg is sent hurtling toward the ropes with an Irish Whip! A waiting and eager Kades is waiting on his return trip with a hellacious Clothesline for 2!
This time he is down for good. The Ref Counts:
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Match over : Kades wins
Old Man Goldberg Effects
Lose LMS +1
Money +125 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -2 Strength
Injury -1 Submission
Injury -2 Aerial
Injury -2 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 83
Vital Life damage 9
Doctor Level 2
Kades Effects
Win LMS +1
Money +500 $
Fame +28
Exp +5
Injury -1 Technique
Injury -1 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 70
Vital Life damage 8
Doctor Level 2
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