ChallengeId 4882006
Title Old Man Goldberg(337047) vs Kades(336824)
AttackerId 337047
DefenderId 336824
Created 2016-11-24 23:31:44
Status Fought
MatchType LMS
WinnerId 337047
How about a few?
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AutoHeal: Old Man Goldberg uses 43 Ap for healing 86 damage
AutoHeal: Kades uses 14 Ap for healing 27 damage
Old Man Goldberg tries to make a Small Package.
But Kades counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Kades tries to make a Chop.
But Old Man Goldberg counters for 1 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Old Man Goldberg makes Head Lock for 3 damage.
Kades balls his fist and hits Old Man Goldberg right in the gut, making a Punch for 2.
Old Man Goldberg tries to make a Small Package.
But Kades counters for 1 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Kades tries to make a Turnbuckle smash.
But Old Man Goldberg counters for 2 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Round and round Old Man Goldberg goes, I think his fist just broke Kades's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 2!
Old Man Goldberg tries to make a Elbow drop.
But Kades counters for 2 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Kades tries to make a Neck Snap.
But Old Man Goldberg counters for 2 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
I was in a bathroom brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
Kades tries to make a Arm Drag Takedown.
But Old Man Goldberg counters for 2 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Round and round Old Man Goldberg goes, I think his fist just broke Kades's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 1!
Kades makes Elbow drop for 3 damage.
Kades winds up with a closed fist and drives it forward right into Old Man Goldberg's head! A Punch for 1!
Kades grabs Old Man Goldberg's head and falls back, rolling up and hooking Old Man Goldberg's leg for 1... That's some Small Package!
Old Man Goldberg leaps mightily into the air and performs a Drop Kick, connecting right in the middle of Kades's chest for 1.
Old Man Goldberg charges Kades and executes a beautiful Old Man Spear for 24, nearly impaling him with his shoulder. He went through him like grass through a goose!
Kades is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Kades makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Kades tries to make a Punch.
But Old Man Goldberg counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Old Man Goldberg tries to make a Shoulder Tackle.
But Kades counters for 2 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Old Man Goldberg is sitting up, dazed. Kades takes advantage and flips over Old Man Goldberg, grabbing his head in the air and violently snapping it forward with a Neck Snap for 2!
My town got attacked by hordes of the undead, and this is actually more exciting!
Old Man Goldberg makes a stupendous Kick for 3 damage.
Kades tries to make a Drop Kick.
But Old Man Goldberg counters for 2 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Old Man Goldberg leans prostate in the corner! Kades walks over and angrily Stomp's a mudhole right into Old Man Goldberg's face and chest for 1!
Kades delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Old Man Goldberg's chest for 1! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Kades charges Old Man Goldberg. Old Man Goldberg coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Old Man Goldberg shoves his left arm under Kades's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 2.
Kades tries to make a Shoulder Thrust.
But Old Man Goldberg counters for 1 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Kades delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Old Man Goldberg's chest for 1! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Old Man Goldberg leans prostate in the corner! Kades walks over and angrily Stomp's a mudhole right into Old Man Goldberg's face and chest for 1!
Round and round Kades goes, I think his fist just broke Old Man Goldberg's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 1!
Kades performs a Stomp for 2. He's stomping on Old Man Goldberg like a caller at a square dance!
My house caught fire this morning, and this is actually more exciting!
Old Man Goldberg makes Shoulder Thrust for 2 damage.
Kades charges Old Man Goldberg. Old Man Goldberg coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Old Man Goldberg shoves his left arm under Kades's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 2.
Old Man Goldberg delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Kades's chest for 2! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Kades charges Old Man Goldberg. Old Man Goldberg coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Old Man Goldberg shoves his left arm under Kades's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 1.
Kades makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.
Old Man Goldberg charges Kades. Kades coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Kades shoves his left arm under Old Man Goldberg's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 2.
Kades charges Old Man Goldberg and executes a beautiful Spear for 8, nearly impaling him with his shoulder. He went through him like grass through a goose!
Old Man Goldberg balls his fist and hits Kades right in the gut, making a Punch for 2.
Kades grabs Old Man Goldberg's head and falls back, rolling up and hooking Old Man Goldberg's leg for 1... That's some Small Package!
Old Man Goldberg grabs Kades's head and falls back, rolling up and hooking Kades's leg for 1... That's some Small Package!
Kades delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Old Man Goldberg's chest for 2! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Old Man Goldberg is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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4..
Old Man Goldberg makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
I was in a barroom brawl an hour ago, and this is actually more exciting!
Kades leans prostate in the corner! Old Man Goldberg walks over and angrily Stomp's a mudhole right into Kades's face and chest for 2!
Kades tries to make a Head Lock.
But Old Man Goldberg counters for 1 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Kades performs a Stomp for 2. He's stomping on Old Man Goldberg like a caller at a square dance!
Old Man Goldberg makes Kick for 2 damage.
Kades is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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2..
3..
4..
Kades makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Round and round Old Man Goldberg goes, I think his fist just broke Kades's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 3!
Old Man Goldberg makes Head Lock for 2 damage.
Old Man Goldberg smashes Kades head into the turnbuckle
1!
2!
He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Old Man Goldberg is sent hurtling toward the ropes with an Irish Whip! A waiting and eager Kades is waiting on his return trip with a hellacious Clothesline for 1!
Kades delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Old Man Goldberg's chest for 1! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Old Man Goldberg charges Kades. Kades coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Kades shoves his left arm under Old Man Goldberg's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 1.
My bank I was in was robbed by armed gunmen with assult weapons, and this is actually more exciting!
Kades makes Shoulder Thrust for 1 damage.
Old Man Goldberg delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Kades's chest for 2! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Old Man Goldberg throws Kades toward the ropes with a hard Irish Whip! Old Man Goldberg tries to leap over Kades but is caught by surprise with a lightning-fast Clothesline for 1!
Kades tries to make a Arm Drag Takedown.
But Old Man Goldberg counters for 1 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Old Man Goldberg is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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2..
3..
4..
Old Man Goldberg makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Old Man Goldberg makes a pathetic Elbow drop for 1 damage.
Old Man Goldberg is really sucking tonight.
Old Man Goldberg makes a stupendous Kick for 3 damage.
Kades is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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2..
3..
4..
Kades makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Old Man Goldberg tries to make a Shoulder Thrust.
But Kades counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Old Man Goldberg winds up with a closed fist and drives it forward right into Kades's head! A Punch for 1!
Old Man Goldberg makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.
Kades is sitting up, dazed. Old Man Goldberg takes advantage and flips over Kades, grabbing his head in the air and violently snapping it forward with a Neck Snap for 5!
This is a terrific match so far!
Kades throws Old Man Goldberg toward the ropes with a hard Irish Whip! Kades tries to leap over Old Man Goldberg but is caught by surprise with a lightning-fast Clothesline for 2!
Round and round Kades goes, I think his fist just broke Old Man Goldberg's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 1!
Round and round Kades goes, I think his fist just broke Old Man Goldberg's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 1!
Kades tries to make a Clothesline.
But Old Man Goldberg counters for 4 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
This time he is down for good. The Ref Counts:
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Match over : Old Man Goldberg wins
Old Man Goldberg Effects
Win LMS +1
Money +399 $
Fame +6
Exp +5
Consciousness damage 46
Vital Life damage 5
Doctor Level 2
Kades Effects
Lose LMS +1
Money +169 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Strength
Injury -2 Submission
Injury -1 Technique
Consciousness damage 88
Vital Life damage 9
Doctor Level 2
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