ChallengeId 4882737
Title Jackie Bam Bam(337040) vs Old Man Goldberg(337047)
AttackerId 337040
DefenderId 337047
Created 2017-01-21 22:43:16
Status Fought
MatchType LMS
WinnerId 337047
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AutoHeal: Jackie Bam Bam uses 34 Ap for healing 68 damage
AutoHeal: Old Man Goldberg uses 27 Ap for healing 53 damage
Old Man Goldberg charges Jackie Bam Bam and executes a beautiful Old Man Spear for 1, nearly impaling him with his shoulder. He went through him like grass through a goose!
Old Man Goldberg tries to make a Clothesline.
But Jackie Bam Bam counters for 1 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Old Man Goldberg winds up with a closed fist and drives it forward right into Jackie Bam Bam's head! A Punch for 1!
Jackie Bam Bam catches Old Man Goldberg's leg under his arm and signals to the crowd. Jackie Bam Bam spins with a flourish and takes down Old Man Goldberg, nearly tearing his leg from the socket with a Dragon Leg Screw for 1.
Jackie Bam Bam makes Flying Cross Body for 2 damage.
Jackie Bam Bam tries to make a Flying Cross Body.
But Old Man Goldberg counters for 1 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Old Man Goldberg performs a Stomp for 1. He's stomping on Jackie Bam Bam like a caller at a square dance!
Old Man Goldberg leans prostate in the corner! Jackie Bam Bam walks over and angrily Stomp's a mudhole right into Old Man Goldberg's face and chest for 2!
Old Man Goldberg delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Jackie Bam Bam's chest for 1! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
My house caught fire this morning, and this is actually more exciting!
Jackie Bam Bam is sent into the ropes... Old Man Goldberg gets a running start and performs a Drop Kick for 5, sending Jackie Bam Bam back staggering!
Jackie Bam Bam leaps from the top rope towards Old Man Goldberg, his arm extended. Jackie Bam Bam nearly takes off Old Man Goldberg's head with a Flying Clothesline for 9.
Old Man Goldberg makes Elbow drop for 4 damage.
Jackie Bam Bam makes Flying Cross Body for 4 damage.
Jackie Bam Bam delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Old Man Goldberg's chest for 1! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Jackie Bam Bam leaps from the top rope towards Old Man Goldberg, his arm extended. Jackie Bam Bam nearly takes off Old Man Goldberg's head with a Flying Clothesline for 11.
Old Man Goldberg makes Kick for 2 damage.
Old Man Goldberg makes Shoulder Thrust for 1 damage.
Jackie Bam Bam makes a stupendous Hurricanrana for 7 damage.
Old Man Goldberg lands lifeless on the mat!
Old Man Goldberg is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Old Man Goldberg makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
I was in a bathroom brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
Jackie Bam Bam smashes Old Man Goldberg head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Jackie Bam Bam makes Flipping Face Slam for 8 damage.
Jackie Bam Bam makes Head Lock for 3 damage.
Old Man Goldberg charges Jackie Bam Bam and executes a beautiful Old Man Spear for 28, nearly impaling him with his shoulder. He went through him like grass through a goose!
Jackie Bam Bam smashes Old Man Goldberg head into the turnbuckle
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2!
He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Jackie Bam Bam adroitly leaps onto the top rope from the outside apron and leaps off, expertly connecting with a Springboard Dropkick square in Old Man Goldberg's chest. 1!
Old Man Goldberg charges Jackie Bam Bam. Jackie Bam Bam coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Jackie Bam Bam shoves his left arm under Old Man Goldberg's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 1.
Old Man Goldberg tries to make a Shoulder Thrust.
But Jackie Bam Bam counters for 1 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Jackie Bam Bam balls his fist and hits Old Man Goldberg right in the gut, making a Punch for 1.
Old Man Goldberg charges Jackie Bam Bam. Jackie Bam Bam coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Jackie Bam Bam shoves his left arm under Old Man Goldberg's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 3.
My bank I was in was robbed by armed gunmen with assult weapons, and this is actually more exciting!
Old Man Goldberg makes an extraordinary Elbow drop for 5 damage.
I bet his cage is rattled after that one!
Jackie Bam Bam tries to make a Dragon Leg Screw.
But Old Man Goldberg counters for 1 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Jackie Bam Bam makes a pathetic Flying Cross Body for 1 damage.
Well that hardly accomplished anything.
Old Man Goldberg makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.
Old Man Goldberg is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Old Man Goldberg makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Old Man Goldberg charges Jackie Bam Bam and executes a beautiful Old Man Spear for 15, nearly impaling him with his shoulder. He went through him like grass through a goose!
Old Man Goldberg grabs Jackie Bam Bam's head and falls back, rolling up and hooking Jackie Bam Bam's leg for 1... That's some Small Package!
Jackie Bam Bam is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Jackie Bam Bam makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Old Man Goldberg is sent hurtling toward the ropes with an Irish Whip! A waiting and eager Jackie Bam Bam is waiting on his return trip with a hellacious Clothesline for 5!
Old Man Goldberg makes Shoulder Thrust for 2 damage.
Jackie Bam Bam makes a pathetic Head Lock for 1 damage.
Did I miss something that made that move suck so bad?
This is a terrific match so far!
Old Man Goldberg delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Jackie Bam Bam's chest for 2! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Jackie Bam Bam delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Old Man Goldberg's chest for 1! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Round and round Old Man Goldberg goes, I think his fist just broke Jackie Bam Bam's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 1!
Jackie Bam Bam adroitly leaps onto the top rope from the outside apron and leaps off, expertly connecting with a Springboard Dropkick square in Old Man Goldberg's chest. 2!
Jackie Bam Bam charges Old Man Goldberg. Old Man Goldberg coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Old Man Goldberg shoves his left arm under Jackie Bam Bam's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 1.
Old Man Goldberg grabs Jackie Bam Bam's head and falls back, rolling up and hooking Jackie Bam Bam's leg for 1... That's some Small Package!
Jackie Bam Bam is sent into the ropes... Old Man Goldberg gets a running start and performs a Drop Kick for 4, sending Jackie Bam Bam back staggering!
Jackie Bam Bam makes Head Lock for 4 damage.
Old Man Goldberg grabs Jackie Bam Bam's head and falls back, rolling up and hooking Jackie Bam Bam's leg for 1... That's some Small Package!
Old Man Goldberg charges Jackie Bam Bam and executes a beautiful Old Man Spear for 12, nearly impaling him with his shoulder. He went through him like grass through a goose!
This time he is down for good. The Ref Counts:
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Match over : Old Man Goldberg wins
Jackie Bam Bam Effects
Lose LMS +1
Money +145 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Strength
Injury -2 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 92
Vital Life damage 10
Doctor Level 2
Old Man Goldberg Effects
Win LMS +1
Money +640 $
Fame +26
Exp +4
Consciousness damage 73
Vital Life damage 8
Doctor Level 2
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