ChallengeId 4884705
Title TOURNAMENT MATCH: Dynamite Warrior(304691) vs I Always Lose(156157)
AttackerId 304691
DefenderId 156157
Created 2017-07-25 00:03:06
Status Fought
MatchType LMS
WinnerId 156157
TOURNAMENT MATCH
AutoHeal: Dynamite Warrior uses 38 Ap for healing 76 damage
AutoHeal: I Always Lose uses 40 Ap for healing 80 damage
Dynamite Warrior has 100 hidden fame bonus from being a 1 time Legend !!
I Always Lose deftly maneuvers himself behind Dynamite Warrior and locks him into control with an expertly applied Chicken Wing for 2!
I Always Lose makes a pathetic Electric Chair for 1 damage.
Did I miss something that made that move suck so bad?
Into the ropes goes I Always Lose... and he's brought down with a Big Boot for 2 from Dynamite Warrior!
I Always Lose makes a pathetic Stall Suplex for 2 damage.
My grandmother could have executed that move better!
Dynamite Warrior makes an extraordinary German Suplex for 5 damage.
I'm glad that's not me in there!
I Always Lose tries to make a Shooting Star Press.
But Dynamite Warrior counters for 6 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Dynamite Warrior makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.
I Always Lose has Dynamite Warrior stunned... What he doing? He's climbing the ropes... he leaps with his hands locked together, hitting Dynamite Warrior on the head with a Top Rope Axe Handle for 4!
I Always Lose adroitly leaps onto the top rope from the outside apron and leaps off, expertly connecting with a Springboard Dropkick square in Dynamite Warrior's chest. 4!
I Always Lose holds Dynamite Warrior in a standing front facelock then falls back, slamming Dynamite Warrior's head into the mat for 5. I think he tried to bury him with that DDT!
Dynamite Warrior makes Northern Lights Suplex/Pin for 2 damage.
I Always Lose grabs Dynamite Warrior's head and falls back, rolling up and hooking Dynamite Warrior's leg for 1... That's some Small Package!
Dynamite Warrior delivers a flesh-rending Chop across I Always Lose's chest for 1! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
I Always Lose is choking Dynamite Warrior for 1 damage, but the ref breaks it up!
Dynamite Warrior makes a pathetic Pumphandle Slam for 2 damage.
Did I miss something that made that move suck so bad?
I Always Lose tries to make a Toss out of Ring.
But Dynamite Warrior counters for 2 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Dynamite Warrior tries to make a Ankle Lock.
But I Always Lose counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
I Always Lose makes an extraordinary Full Nelson Slam for 8 damage.
Dynamite Warrior was thrown around like a dog's chew-toy!
I was mugged yesterday, and this is actually more exciting!
Dynamite Warrior tries to make a Knee Breaker.
But I Always Lose counters for 3 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
I Always Lose makes Spinning punch for 2 damage.
I Always Lose tries to make a Tiger Driver.
But Dynamite Warrior counters for 2 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
I Always Lose tries to make a Cobra Clutch.
But Dynamite Warrior counters for 3 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
I Always Lose makes Spinning punch for 1 damage.
I Always Lose tries to make a Ring Rope Clothesline Snap.
But Dynamite Warrior counters for 5 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Dynamite Warrior grabs the leg of I Always Lose, rotates arounds and locks in the Figure four leg lock for 3. Will I Always Lose tap out?
I Always Lose makes an extraordinary Spring Board Moonsault for 9 damage.
You saw it here folks!
I Always Lose makes Spinning punch for 1 damage.
Dynamite Warrior is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Dynamite Warrior makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Dynamite Warrior makes Wristlock for 5 damage.
I Always Lose makes Knee Breaker for 5 damage.
I was mugged yesterday, and this is actually more exciting!
I Always Lose makes an extraordinary Snap Suplex for 5 damage.
Dynamite Warrior is left twitching on the mat!
Dynamite Warrior makes an extraordinary Full Nelson Slam for 7 damage.
I think I saw his spit land in the audience because of that hit!
Dynamite Warrior is lying on the ropes trying to catch his breath... OH MY! I Always Lose grabs the back of Dynamite Warrior's head and jumps to the arena floor, clotheslining Dynamite Warrior on the top rope with a sneaky Ring Rope Clothesline Snap for 12!
Dynamite Warrior makes an extraordinary Wristlock for 6 damage.
I Always Lose is gasping for air like a dying fish!
I Always Lose is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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I Always Lose makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
I Always Lose makes a Slap for 1 damage.
Since when did this turn into GLOW?!
I Always Lose grabs Dynamite Warrior's ankle and locks in a Ankle Lock for 3. Dynamite Warrior winces in agony!
Dynamite Warrior makes Wristlock for 2 damage.
I Always Lose presses his body close up against Dynamite Warrior's back and grabs him around the waist, lifting him up and dropping him in a Back Suplex for 2.
Dynamite Warrior waves his hands in a slightly menacing and vaguely martial arts fashion, then does a sidestep and drives a Thrust Kick into I Always Lose's face for 5!
I Always Lose locks Dynamite Warrior's leg under his armpit and leans back in a Achilles Tendon Hold for 1! The pain must be excruciating!
My brakes gave out at an intersection last week, and this is actually more exciting!
I Always Lose makes Hip toss for 1 damage.
I Always Lose makes Head Lock for 3 damage.
Dynamite Warrior makes an incredible Knee Breaker for 8 damage.
I'm glad that's not me in there!
I Always Lose makes Hanging Fallaway Suplex for 4 damage.
Dynamite Warrior grabs the arm of I Always Lose and drops it over his shoulder for 5.
I Always Lose makes an incredible Cheaters Never Prosper for 26 damage.
That was the prettiest thing I've ever seen!
Dynamite Warrior is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Dynamite Warrior makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Dynamite Warrior makes an incredible Leg Drop for 8 damage.
I think I saw his spit land in the audience because of that hit!
I Always Lose thrusts Dynamite Warrior's head between his legs! I don't like where this is going... Dynamite Warrior is lifted into the air and is brought down with a thundering Power Bomb for 5!
Dynamite Warrior makes a pathetic Dynamite Lock for 1 damage.
My grandmother could have executed that move better!
I Always Lose has Dynamite Warrior stunned... What he doing? He's climbing the ropes... he leaps with his hands locked together, hitting Dynamite Warrior on the head with a Top Rope Axe Handle for 1!
I was in a bathroom brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
I Always Lose makes a stupendous Senton Splash for 9 damage.
Dynamite Warrior was thrown around like a dog's chew-toy!
This time he is down for good. The Ref Counts:
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Match over : I Always Lose wins
Dynamite Warrior Effects
Lose LMS +1
Money +173 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Technique
Consciousness damage 123
Vital Life damage 13
Doctor Level 2
I Always Lose Effects
Win LMS +1
Money +1048 $
Fame +30
Exp +2
Consciousness damage 81
Vital Life damage 9
Doctor Level 2
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