ChallengeId 4898623
Title Neurotypical Citizen(337527) vs M BISON(337555)
AttackerId 337527
DefenderId 337555
Created 2022-03-03 18:48:11
Status Fought
MatchType LMS
WinnerId 337527
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AutoHeal: Neurotypical Citizen uses 41 Ap for healing 82 damage
AutoHeal: M BISON uses 2 Ap for healing 3 damage
M BISON leans prostate in the corner! Neurotypical Citizen walks over and angrily Stomp's a mudhole right into M BISON's face and chest for 1!
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Chokeslam.
But M BISON counters for 1 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Neurotypical Citizen charges M BISON. M BISON coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. M BISON shoves his left arm under Neurotypical Citizen's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 1.
Neurotypical Citizen smashes M BISON head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Toss out of Ring.
But M BISON counters for 3 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Neurotypical Citizen charges M BISON. M BISON coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. M BISON shoves his left arm under Neurotypical Citizen's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 1.
Neurotypical Citizen performs a Stomp for 2. He's stomping on M BISON like a caller at a square dance!
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Chokeslam.
But M BISON counters for 1 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Neurotypical Citizen smashes M BISON head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Neurotypical Citizen leaps mightily into the air and performs a Drop Kick, connecting right in the middle of M BISON's chest for 7.
Neurotypical Citizen winds up with a closed fist and drives it forward right into M BISON's head! A Punch for 1!
Neurotypical Citizen tosses M BISON for 9 damage!
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Drop Kick.
But M BISON counters for 3 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
M BISON makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.
M BISON smashes Neurotypical Citizen head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
M BISON makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.
I was mugged yesterday, and this is actually more exciting!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Kick for 2 damage.
Round and round Neurotypical Citizen goes, I think his fist just broke M BISON's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 2!
M BISON is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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M BISON makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Neurotypical Citizen makes Elbow drop for 4 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen makes Shoulder Thrust for 1 damage.
M BISON charges Neurotypical Citizen. Neurotypical Citizen coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Neurotypical Citizen shoves his left arm under M BISON's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 1.
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Pumphandle Slam.
But M BISON counters for 3 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
M BISON smashes Neurotypical Citizen head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Neurotypical Citizen delivers a flesh-rending Chop across M BISON's chest for 1! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
M BISON leaps mightily into the air and performs a Drop Kick, connecting right in the middle of Neurotypical Citizen's chest for 3.
M BISON performs a Stomp for 1. He's stomping on Neurotypical Citizen like a caller at a square dance!
This is a terrific match so far!
M BISON grabs Neurotypical Citizen's head and falls back, rolling up and hooking Neurotypical Citizen's leg for 1... That's some Small Package!
Neurotypical Citizen is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Neurotypical Citizen makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Neurotypical Citizen charges M BISON. M BISON coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. M BISON shoves his left arm under Neurotypical Citizen's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 1.
Neurotypical Citizen makes Kick for 1 damage.
M BISON makes Shoulder Thrust for 2 damage.
M BISON charges Neurotypical Citizen. Neurotypical Citizen coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Neurotypical Citizen shoves his left arm under M BISON's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 1.
M BISON performs a Stomp for 2. He's stomping on Neurotypical Citizen like a caller at a square dance!
M BISON delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Neurotypical Citizen's chest for 1! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
M BISON tries to make a Head Lock.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 2 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Neurotypical Citizen makes a stupendous Kick for 3 damage.
M BISON is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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M BISON makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
M BISON tries to make a Stomp.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
These two make everyone else pale in comparison to their talent!
M BISON delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Neurotypical Citizen's chest for 2! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Neurotypical Citizen is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Neurotypical Citizen makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
M BISON performs a Stomp for 1. He's stomping on Neurotypical Citizen like a caller at a square dance!
Neurotypical Citizen smashes M BISON head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Shoulder Thrust for 2 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen is sent hurtling toward the ropes with an Irish Whip! A waiting and eager M BISON is waiting on his return trip with a hellacious Clothesline for 6!
M BISON delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Neurotypical Citizen's chest for 2! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Kick for 1 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Elbow drop.
But M BISON counters for 1 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
M BISON tries to make a Turnbuckle smash.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 2 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Kick for 1 damage.
M BISON charges Neurotypical Citizen. Neurotypical Citizen coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Neurotypical Citizen shoves his left arm under M BISON's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 2.
M BISON throws Neurotypical Citizen toward the ropes with a hard Irish Whip! M BISON tries to leap over Neurotypical Citizen but is caught by surprise with a lightning-fast Clothesline for 7!
M BISON winds up with a closed fist and drives it forward right into Neurotypical Citizen's head! A Punch for 1!
Neurotypical Citizen summons all of his strength and lifts M BISON high into the air by his throat! Neurotypical Citizen then brings M BISON crashing down to the mat for a devastating Chokeslam for 5!
M BISON is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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M BISON makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Neurotypical Citizen is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Neurotypical Citizen makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Neurotypical Citizen is sent into the ropes... M BISON gets a running start and performs a Drop Kick for 4, sending Neurotypical Citizen back staggering!
Neurotypical Citizen charges M BISON. M BISON coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. M BISON shoves his left arm under Neurotypical Citizen's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 1.
M BISON makes Shoulder Thrust for 2 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen performs a Stomp for 2. He's stomping on M BISON like a caller at a square dance!
Neurotypical Citizen performs a Stomp for 2. He's stomping on M BISON like a caller at a square dance!
This time he is down for good. The Ref Counts:
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Match over : Neurotypical Citizen wins
Neurotypical Citizen Effects
Win LMS +1
Money +666 $
Fame +6
Exp +5
Injury -2 Strength
Injury -1 Technique
Injury -1 Aerial
Injury -1 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 51
Vital Life damage 6
M BISON Effects
Lose LMS +1
Money +147 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Strength
Consciousness damage 84
Vital Life damage 9
Doctor Level 2
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