ChallengeId 4903133
Title Andreas Yager(334709) vs Neurotypical Citizen(337527)
AttackerId 334709
DefenderId 337527
Created 2022-03-15 00:16:20
Status Fought
MatchType LMS
WinnerId 334709
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AutoHeal: Andreas Yager uses 49 Ap for healing 98 damage
AutoHeal: Neurotypical Citizen uses 41 Ap for healing 81 damage
Round and round Andreas Yager goes, I think his fist just broke Neurotypical Citizen's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 3!
Neurotypical Citizen is out cold on his feet! Andreas Yager takes advantage and charges at his opponent, bringing Neurotypical Citizen down with an amazing Clothesline for 6!
Neurotypical Citizen winds up with a closed fist and drives it forward right into Andreas Yager's head! A Punch for 2!
Andreas Yager makes Elbow drop for 4 damage.
Andreas Yager makes I like boys for 10 damage.
Andreas Yager lifts Neurotypical Citizen into a suplex postion and drops Neurotypical Citizen straight on his head with a Brain Buster for 10.
Andreas Yager smashes Neurotypical Citizen head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Anyone else think Neurotypical Citizen was dumb to accept this match?
Andreas Yager leans prostate in the corner! Neurotypical Citizen walks over and angrily Stomp's a mudhole right into Andreas Yager's face and chest for 2!
Neurotypical Citizen bends low and grabs Andreas Yager's legs. He lifts him up, then kneels down, one knee driving up in between Andreas Yager's legs in a spine-compressing Atomic Drop for 1 that leaves Andreas Yager hopping up and down. Andreas Yager will be singing soprano after that one!
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Shoulder Thrust.
But Andreas Yager counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Andreas Yager charges Neurotypical Citizen. Neurotypical Citizen coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Neurotypical Citizen shoves his left arm under Andreas Yager's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 3.
Andreas Yager is lifted up and is brought down back first onto Neurotypical Citizen's knee for a devastating Back Breaker, hitting for 1!
Andreas Yager delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Neurotypical Citizen's chest for 2! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Neurotypical Citizen is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Neurotypical Citizen makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Andreas Yager tries to make a Scorpion Deathlock.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Andreas Yager delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Neurotypical Citizen's chest for 2! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Neurotypical Citizen grabs Andreas Yager around the waist. Neurotypical Citizen suplexes once.... twice.... three times! There it is folks, a Rolling Germans for 7!
Andreas Yager charges Neurotypical Citizen. Neurotypical Citizen coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Neurotypical Citizen shoves his left arm under Andreas Yager's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 1.
Andreas Yager is sent into the ropes... Neurotypical Citizen gets a running start and performs a Drop Kick for 1, sending Andreas Yager back staggering!
Neurotypical Citizen grabs Andreas Yager around the waist. Neurotypical Citizen suplexes once.... twice.... three times! There it is folks, a Rolling Germans for 11!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Pumphandle Slam for 3 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen smashes Andreas Yager head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
This is going quick, at least we won't waste your time.
Neurotypical Citizen leans prostate in the corner! Andreas Yager walks over and angrily Stomp's a mudhole right into Neurotypical Citizen's face and chest for 1!
Andreas Yager makes Stall Suplex for 3 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Andreas Yager's chest for 2! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Andreas Yager tries to make a Figure four leg lock.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 1 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Neurotypical Citizen is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Neurotypical Citizen makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Neurotypical Citizen bends low and grabs Andreas Yager's legs. He lifts him up, then kneels down, one knee driving up in between Andreas Yager's legs in a spine-compressing Atomic Drop for 1 that leaves Andreas Yager hopping up and down. Andreas Yager will be singing soprano after that one!
Neurotypical Citizen is lying supine... Andreas Yager capitalizes and grabs Neurotypical Citizen's ankles and hooks them, stepping over into a Boston Crab for a painful 5!
Andreas Yager makes Stall Suplex for 9 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.
Andreas Yager is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Andreas Yager makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Andreas Yager makes a pathetic Head Lock for 1 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen laughs in Andreas Yager's face!
Neurotypical Citizen delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Andreas Yager's chest for 1! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Andreas Yager winds up with a closed fist and drives it forward right into Neurotypical Citizen's head! A Punch for 1!
Round and round Neurotypical Citizen goes, I think his fist just broke Andreas Yager's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 2!
Neurotypical Citizen balls his fist and hits Andreas Yager right in the gut, making a Punch for 1.
Round and round Neurotypical Citizen goes, I think his fist just broke Andreas Yager's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 2!
Andreas Yager leaps mightily into the air and performs a Drop Kick, connecting right in the middle of Neurotypical Citizen's chest for 6.
Neurotypical Citizen is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Neurotypical Citizen makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Andreas Yager grabs the leg of Neurotypical Citizen, rotates arounds and locks in the Figure four leg lock for 1. Will Neurotypical Citizen tap out?
Neurotypical Citizen makes Head Lock for 3 damage.
I was in a nursing home brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
Andreas Yager charges Neurotypical Citizen. Neurotypical Citizen coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Neurotypical Citizen shoves his left arm under Andreas Yager's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 1.
Andreas Yager is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Andreas Yager makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Andreas Yager makes an incredible Stall Suplex for 11 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen lands lifeless on the mat!
Andreas Yager makes a pathetic Stall Suplex for 1 damage.
Did I miss something that made that move suck so bad?
Andreas Yager makes Pumphandle Slam for 7 damage.
Round and round Andreas Yager goes, I think his fist just broke Neurotypical Citizen's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 1!
Neurotypical Citizen is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Neurotypical Citizen makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Neurotypical Citizen makes Head Lock for 2 damage.
Andreas Yager is lifted up and is brought down back first onto Neurotypical Citizen's knee for a devastating Back Breaker, hitting for 7!
Andreas Yager makes Elbow drop for 3 damage.
This time he is down for good. The Ref Counts:
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Match over : Andreas Yager wins
Andreas Yager Effects
Win LMS +1
Money +595 $
Fame +6
Exp +3
Consciousness damage 60
Vital Life damage 7
Doctor Level 2
Neurotypical Citizen Effects
Lose LMS +1
Money +248 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Submission
Injury -2 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 90
Vital Life damage 10
Doctor Level 2
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