ChallengeId 4903135
Title Andreas Yager(334709) vs Neurotypical Citizen(337527)
AttackerId 334709
DefenderId 337527
Created 2022-03-15 00:16:25
Status Fought
MatchType LMS
WinnerId 334709
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AutoHeal: Andreas Yager uses 1 Ap for healing 2 damage
AutoHeal: Neurotypical Citizen uses 45 Ap for healing 89 damage
Neurotypical Citizen makes Kick for 2 damage.
Andreas Yager smashes Neurotypical Citizen head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Neurotypical Citizen leans prostate in the corner! Andreas Yager walks over and angrily Stomp's a mudhole right into Neurotypical Citizen's face and chest for 1!
Neurotypical Citizen delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Andreas Yager's chest for 2! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Chop.
But Andreas Yager counters for 1 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Neurotypical Citizen makes an incredible Elbow drop for 5 damage.
Andreas Yager lands lifeless on the mat!
Andreas Yager tries to make a Drop Kick.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 1 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Neurotypical Citizen grabs Andreas Yager by the throat and slams him down for 5 damage.
Andreas Yager performs a Stomp for 2. He's stomping on Neurotypical Citizen like a caller at a square dance!
Neurotypical Citizen delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Andreas Yager's chest for 2! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Neurotypical Citizen makes a pathetic Pile Driver for 1 damage.
My grandmother could have executed that move better!
Andreas Yager leaps mightily into the air and performs a Drop Kick, connecting right in the middle of Neurotypical Citizen's chest for 3.
Neurotypical Citizen grabs Andreas Yager around the waist. Neurotypical Citizen suplexes once.... twice.... three times! There it is folks, a Rolling Germans for 5!
Round and round Neurotypical Citizen goes, I think his fist just broke Andreas Yager's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 2!
Andreas Yager smashes Neurotypical Citizen head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Andreas Yager grabs the leg of Neurotypical Citizen, rotates arounds and locks in the Figure four leg lock for 4. Will Neurotypical Citizen tap out?
Neurotypical Citizen performs a Stomp for 2. He's stomping on Andreas Yager like a caller at a square dance!
Andreas Yager is out cold on his feet! Neurotypical Citizen takes advantage and charges at his opponent, bringing Andreas Yager down with an amazing Clothesline for 3!
Neurotypical Citizen performs a Stomp for 2. He's stomping on Andreas Yager like a caller at a square dance!
Andreas Yager smashes Neurotypical Citizen head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Kick for 2 damage.
Round and round Neurotypical Citizen goes, I think his fist just broke Andreas Yager's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 1!
Andreas Yager tries to make a Drop Kick.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 3 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Andreas Yager makes Stall Suplex for 4 damage.
Andreas Yager makes Stall Suplex for 10 damage.
Andreas Yager throws Neurotypical Citizen toward the ropes with a hard Irish Whip! Andreas Yager tries to leap over Neurotypical Citizen but is caught by surprise with a lightning-fast Clothesline for 1!
Andreas Yager is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Andreas Yager makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Neurotypical Citizen is lying supine... Andreas Yager capitalizes and grabs Neurotypical Citizen's ankles and hooks them, stepping over into a Boston Crab for a painful 6!
Andreas Yager smashes Neurotypical Citizen head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Neurotypical Citizen bends low and grabs Andreas Yager's legs. He lifts him up, then kneels down, one knee driving up in between Andreas Yager's legs in a spine-compressing Atomic Drop for 3 that leaves Andreas Yager hopping up and down. Andreas Yager will be singing soprano after that one!
Andreas Yager tries to make a Pile Driver.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 3 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Andreas Yager makes I like boys for 8 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Neurotypical Citizen makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Andreas Yager is sent hurtling toward the ropes with an Irish Whip! A waiting and eager Neurotypical Citizen is waiting on his return trip with a hellacious Clothesline for 5!
Andreas Yager squats down over a prone Neurotypical Citizen and hooks his elbows over his knees. Andreas Yager locks his hands under Neurotypical Citizen's chin, sits, and pulls back with ferocity, inflicting a painful Camel Clutch for 4.
Andreas Yager balls his fist and hits Neurotypical Citizen right in the gut, making a Punch for 1.
Neurotypical Citizen makes Pile Driver for 8 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Chop.
But Andreas Yager counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Andreas Yager summons all of his strength and lifts Neurotypical Citizen high into the air by his throat! Andreas Yager then brings Neurotypical Citizen crashing down to the mat for a devastating I really enjoy men for 10!
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Pumphandle Slam.
But Andreas Yager counters for 5 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Andreas Yager tosses Neurotypical Citizen for 5 damage!
Andreas Yager delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Neurotypical Citizen's chest for 2! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
My bank I was in was robbed by armed gunmen with assult weapons, and this is actually more exciting!
Neurotypical Citizen tosses Andreas Yager for 5 damage!
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Irish Whip into the corner.
But Andreas Yager counters for 1 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Andreas Yager makes Pile Driver for 5 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Neurotypical Citizen makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Andreas Yager makes I like boys for 6 damage.
This time he is down for good. The Ref Counts:
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Match over : Andreas Yager wins
Andreas Yager Effects
Win LMS +1
Money +589 $
Fame +6
Exp +3
Consciousness damage 63
Vital Life damage 7
Doctor Level 2
Neurotypical Citizen Effects
Lose LMS +1
Money +247 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -2 Strength
Injury -2 Submission
Injury -1 Technique
Injury -2 Aerial
Injury -2 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 89
Vital Life damage 9
Doctor Level 2
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