ChallengeId 4903137
Title Andreas Yager(334709) vs Neurotypical Citizen(337527)
AttackerId 334709
DefenderId 337527
Created 2022-03-15 00:16:28
Status Fought
MatchType LMS
WinnerId 334709
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AutoHeal: Andreas Yager uses 35 Ap for healing 70 damage
AutoHeal: Neurotypical Citizen uses 45 Ap for healing 89 damage
Andreas Yager smashes Neurotypical Citizen head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Chokeslam.
But Andreas Yager counters for 5 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Andreas Yager tries to make a Camel Clutch.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 2 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Andreas Yager charges Neurotypical Citizen. Neurotypical Citizen coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Neurotypical Citizen shoves his left arm under Andreas Yager's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 1.
Neurotypical Citizen makes Shoulder Thrust for 1 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Andreas Yager's chest for 2! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Neurotypical Citizen delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Andreas Yager's chest for 1! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Andreas Yager leans prostate in the corner! Neurotypical Citizen walks over and angrily Stomp's a mudhole right into Andreas Yager's face and chest for 2!
Andreas Yager performs a Stomp for 1. He's stomping on Neurotypical Citizen like a caller at a square dance!
Round and round Andreas Yager goes, I think his fist just broke Neurotypical Citizen's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 1!
Round and round Andreas Yager goes, I think his fist just broke Neurotypical Citizen's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 2!
Andreas Yager makes a stupendous Kick for 3 damage.
Andreas Yager tries to make a Pumphandle Slam.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 1 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Neurotypical Citizen grabs Andreas Yager around the waist. Neurotypical Citizen suplexes once.... twice.... three times! There it is folks, a Rolling Germans for 3!
Andreas Yager makes a pathetic Pile Driver for 1 damage.
Did I miss something that made that move suck so bad?
Andreas Yager makes Kick for 2 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen is out cold on his feet! Andreas Yager takes advantage and charges at his opponent, bringing Neurotypical Citizen down with an amazing Clothesline for 4!
Andreas Yager summons all of his strength and lifts Neurotypical Citizen high into the air by his throat! Andreas Yager then brings Neurotypical Citizen crashing down to the mat for a devastating I really enjoy men for 18!
I was in a nursing home brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
Neurotypical Citizen lifts Andreas Yager up and brings him crashing down bottom first on his knee. The Atomic Drop hits for a thundering 2! That's his tailbone, ladies and gentlemen!
Neurotypical Citizen makes a stupendous Kick for 3 damage.
Andreas Yager grabs the leg of Neurotypical Citizen, rotates arounds and locks in the Figure four leg lock for 5. Will Neurotypical Citizen tap out?
Neurotypical Citizen makes Pile Driver for 6 damage.
Andreas Yager balls his fist and hits Neurotypical Citizen right in the gut, making a Punch for 2.
Andreas Yager makes an extraordinary Head Lock for 6 damage.
Unbelievable!
Neurotypical Citizen is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Neurotypical Citizen makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Andreas Yager summons all of his strength and lifts Neurotypical Citizen high into the air by his throat! Andreas Yager then brings Neurotypical Citizen crashing down to the mat for a devastating I really enjoy men for 6!
Neurotypical Citizen delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Andreas Yager's chest for 1! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Shoulder Thrust for 1 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen is lying supine... Andreas Yager capitalizes and grabs Neurotypical Citizen's ankles and hooks them, stepping over into a Boston Crab for a painful 3!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Pile Driver for 5 damage.
Andreas Yager makes Shoulder Thrust for 2 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Andreas Yager's chest for 1! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Andreas Yager delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Neurotypical Citizen's chest for 1! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Pile Driver for 5 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen makes Shoulder Thrust for 1 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen is sent hurtling toward the ropes with an Irish Whip! A waiting and eager Andreas Yager is waiting on his return trip with a hellacious Clothesline for 5!
Neurotypical Citizen is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Neurotypical Citizen makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
My town got attacked by hordes of the undead, and this is actually more exciting!
Andreas Yager makes Head Lock for 5 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen performs a Stomp for 1. He's stomping on Andreas Yager like a caller at a square dance!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Pile Driver for 6 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen makes Kick for 2 damage.
Andreas Yager makes Pumphandle Slam for 8 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Pumphandle Slam.
But Andreas Yager counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Andreas Yager makes Pile Driver for 7 damage.
This time he is down for good. The Ref Counts:
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Match over : Andreas Yager wins
Andreas Yager Effects
Win LMS +1
Money +586 $
Fame +6
Exp +3
Consciousness damage 47
Vital Life damage 5
Doctor Level 2
Neurotypical Citizen Effects
Lose LMS +1
Money +245 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -2 Submission
Injury -1 Aerial
Consciousness damage 92
Vital Life damage 10
Doctor Level 2
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