ChallengeId 4903139
Title Andreas Yager(334709) vs Neurotypical Citizen(337527)
AttackerId 334709
DefenderId 337527
Created 2022-03-15 00:16:33
Status Fought
MatchType LMS
WinnerId 334709
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AutoHeal: Andreas Yager uses 17 Ap for healing 33 damage
AutoHeal: Neurotypical Citizen uses 45 Ap for healing 90 damage
Andreas Yager tries to make a Figure four leg lock.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 3 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Round and round Neurotypical Citizen goes, I think his fist just broke Andreas Yager's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 2!
Round and round Andreas Yager goes, I think his fist just broke Neurotypical Citizen's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 2!
Andreas Yager is lifted up and is brought down back first onto Neurotypical Citizen's knee for a devastating Back Breaker, hitting for 1!
Both these guys are horrible wrestlers!
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Turnbuckle Smash.
But Andreas Yager counters for 2 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Round and round Neurotypical Citizen goes, I think his fist just broke Andreas Yager's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 3!
Andreas Yager smashes Neurotypical Citizen head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Pile Driver for 8 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen makes a stupendous Kick for 3 damage.
Andreas Yager makes an incredible Elbow drop for 5 damage.
You saw it here folks!
Neurotypical Citizen winds up with a closed fist and drives it forward right into Andreas Yager's head! A Punch for 1!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Kick for 2 damage.
Andreas Yager makes a pathetic I like boys for 3 damage.
Well that hardly accomplished anything.
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Drop Kick.
But Andreas Yager counters for 3 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Andreas Yager tries to make a Boston Crab.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 1 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Andreas Yager makes Shoulder Thrust for 2 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen makes Shoulder Thrust for 1 damage.
Round and round Neurotypical Citizen goes, I think his fist just broke Andreas Yager's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 2!
Neurotypical Citizen delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Andreas Yager's chest for 2! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Andreas Yager is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Andreas Yager makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Neurotypical Citizen throws Andreas Yager toward the ropes with a hard Irish Whip! Neurotypical Citizen tries to leap over Andreas Yager but is caught by surprise with a lightning-fast Clothesline for 3!
Neurotypical Citizen is sent hurtling toward the ropes with an Irish Whip! A waiting and eager Andreas Yager is waiting on his return trip with a hellacious Clothesline for 4!
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Stomp.
But Andreas Yager counters for 1 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Round and round Andreas Yager goes, I think his fist just broke Neurotypical Citizen's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 1!
Andreas Yager leans prostate in the corner! Neurotypical Citizen walks over and angrily Stomp's a mudhole right into Andreas Yager's face and chest for 2!
Andreas Yager squats down over a prone Neurotypical Citizen and hooks his elbows over his knees. Andreas Yager locks his hands under Neurotypical Citizen's chin, sits, and pulls back with ferocity, inflicting a painful Camel Clutch for 2.
Neurotypical Citizen is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Neurotypical Citizen makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Andreas Yager makes an incredible Scorpion Deathlock for 6 damage.
Holy crap, I bet they heard that hit all the way in China!
Andreas Yager tosses Neurotypical Citizen for 5 damage!
Andreas Yager is sent into the ropes... Neurotypical Citizen gets a running start and performs a Drop Kick for 1, sending Andreas Yager back staggering!
Andreas Yager makes an incredible Scorpion Deathlock for 6 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen is gasping for air like a dying fish!
Andreas Yager charges Neurotypical Citizen. Neurotypical Citizen coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Neurotypical Citizen shoves his left arm under Andreas Yager's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 3.
Andreas Yager is out cold on his feet! Neurotypical Citizen takes advantage and charges at his opponent, bringing Andreas Yager down with an amazing Clothesline for 5!
Andreas Yager lifts Neurotypical Citizen into a suplex postion and drops Neurotypical Citizen straight on his head with a Brain Buster for 3.
Neurotypical Citizen is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Neurotypical Citizen makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Neurotypical Citizen tosses Andreas Yager for 8 damage!
Andreas Yager throws Neurotypical Citizen toward the ropes with a hard Irish Whip! Andreas Yager tries to leap over Neurotypical Citizen but is caught by surprise with a lightning-fast Clothesline for 5!
Andreas Yager makes Elbow drop for 4 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen makes Pile Driver for 9 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen grabs Andreas Yager by the throat and slams him down for 4 damage.
Andreas Yager is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Andreas Yager makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Neurotypical Citizen balls his fist and hits Andreas Yager right in the gut, making a Punch for 2.
Andreas Yager makes a stupendous Kick for 3 damage.
Andreas Yager delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Neurotypical Citizen's chest for 1! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Andreas Yager makes Elbow drop for 4 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen is lying supine... Andreas Yager capitalizes and grabs Neurotypical Citizen's ankles and hooks them, stepping over into a Boston Crab for a painful 4!
Neurotypical Citizen is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Neurotypical Citizen makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Andreas Yager performs a Stomp for 2. He's stomping on Neurotypical Citizen like a caller at a square dance!
I was mugged yesterday, and this is actually more exciting!
Neurotypical Citizen winds up with a closed fist and drives it forward right into Andreas Yager's head! A Punch for 1!
Andreas Yager makes Shoulder Thrust for 1 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen makes Kick for 2 damage.
Andreas Yager smashes Neurotypical Citizen head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Andreas Yager leaps mightily into the air and performs a Drop Kick, connecting right in the middle of Neurotypical Citizen's chest for 3.
Round and round Neurotypical Citizen goes, I think his fist just broke Andreas Yager's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 1!
Andreas Yager balls his fist and hits Neurotypical Citizen right in the gut, making a Punch for 1.
Neurotypical Citizen makes Pile Driver for 4 damage.
Andreas Yager is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Andreas Yager makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Andreas Yager makes a pathetic Pumphandle Slam for 2 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen is unfazed!
Andreas Yager makes a pathetic I like boys for 1 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen is unfazed!
Neurotypical Citizen is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Neurotypical Citizen makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
I was in a bathroom brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
Andreas Yager balls his fist and hits Neurotypical Citizen right in the gut, making a Punch for 2.
Andreas Yager makes Pile Driver for 3 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen tosses Andreas Yager for 9 damage!
Andreas Yager makes I like boys for 9 damage.
This time he is down for good. The Ref Counts:
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Match over : Andreas Yager wins
Andreas Yager Effects
Win LMS +1
Money +585 $
Fame +6
Exp +3
Consciousness damage 85
Vital Life damage 9
Doctor Level 2
Neurotypical Citizen Effects
Lose LMS +1
Money +243 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Submission
Injury -1 Aerial
Consciousness damage 93
Vital Life damage 10
Doctor Level 2
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