ChallengeId 4903143
Title Andreas Yager(334709) vs Neurotypical Citizen(337527)
AttackerId 334709
DefenderId 337527
Created 2022-03-15 00:16:41
Status Fought
MatchType LMS
WinnerId 337527
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AutoHeal: Andreas Yager uses 19 Ap for healing 37 damage
Neurotypical Citizen charges Andreas Yager. Andreas Yager coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Andreas Yager shoves his left arm under Neurotypical Citizen's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 3.
Andreas Yager makes Shoulder Thrust for 1 damage.
Andreas Yager leans prostate in the corner! Neurotypical Citizen walks over and angrily Stomp's a mudhole right into Andreas Yager's face and chest for 1!
Neurotypical Citizen grabs Andreas Yager by the throat and slams him down for 2 damage.
Andreas Yager charges Neurotypical Citizen. Neurotypical Citizen coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Neurotypical Citizen shoves his left arm under Andreas Yager's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 2.
Andreas Yager charges Neurotypical Citizen. Neurotypical Citizen coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Neurotypical Citizen shoves his left arm under Andreas Yager's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 2.
Andreas Yager is out cold on his feet! Neurotypical Citizen takes advantage and charges at his opponent, bringing Andreas Yager down with an amazing Clothesline for 5!
Andreas Yager makes a pathetic Head Lock for 1 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen laughs in Andreas Yager's face!
Andreas Yager summons all of his strength and lifts Neurotypical Citizen high into the air by his throat! Andreas Yager then brings Neurotypical Citizen crashing down to the mat for a devastating I really enjoy men for 11!
Andreas Yager tries to make a Pumphandle Slam.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 1 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Andreas Yager performs a Stomp for 1. He's stomping on Neurotypical Citizen like a caller at a square dance!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Elbow drop for 3 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Andreas Yager's chest for 2! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Andreas Yager grabs Neurotypical Citizen by the throat and slams him down for 10 damage.
Andreas Yager delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Neurotypical Citizen's chest for 1! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Rolling Germans.
But Andreas Yager counters for 2 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Neurotypical Citizen grabs Andreas Yager around the waist. Neurotypical Citizen suplexes once.... twice.... three times! There it is folks, a Rolling Germans for 6!
Andreas Yager smashes Neurotypical Citizen head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Neurotypical Citizen delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Andreas Yager's chest for 2! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Neurotypical Citizen performs a Stomp for 1. He's stomping on Andreas Yager like a caller at a square dance!
Neurotypical Citizen smashes Andreas Yager head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Andreas Yager is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Andreas Yager makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Neurotypical Citizen throws Andreas Yager toward the ropes with a hard Irish Whip! Neurotypical Citizen tries to leap over Andreas Yager but is caught by surprise with a lightning-fast Clothesline for 5!
Andreas Yager is lifted up and is brought down back first onto Neurotypical Citizen's knee for a devastating Back Breaker, hitting for 5!
Andreas Yager makes Kick for 1 damage.
Andreas Yager is lifted up and is brought down back first onto Neurotypical Citizen's knee for a devastating Back Breaker, hitting for 1!
Neurotypical Citizen smashes Andreas Yager head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Kick for 1 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen makes Head Lock for 5 damage.
Andreas Yager throws Neurotypical Citizen toward the ropes with a hard Irish Whip! Andreas Yager tries to leap over Neurotypical Citizen but is caught by surprise with a lightning-fast Clothesline for 3!
Andreas Yager is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Andreas Yager makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Andreas Yager makes a pathetic Scorpion Deathlock for 1 damage.
My grandmother could have executed that move better!
Neurotypical Citizen is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Neurotypical Citizen makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Neurotypical Citizen makes Shoulder Thrust for 1 damage.
My house caught fire this morning, and this is actually more exciting!
Neurotypical Citizen charges Andreas Yager. Andreas Yager coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Andreas Yager shoves his left arm under Neurotypical Citizen's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 2.
Andreas Yager performs a Stomp for 2. He's stomping on Neurotypical Citizen like a caller at a square dance!
Andreas Yager makes a stupendous Kick for 3 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen makes Shoulder Thrust for 1 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen smashes Andreas Yager head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Andreas Yager makes Elbow drop for 4 damage.
Andreas Yager is lifted up and is brought down back first onto Neurotypical Citizen's knee for a devastating Back Breaker, hitting for 4!
Neurotypical Citizen charges Andreas Yager. Andreas Yager coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Andreas Yager shoves his left arm under Neurotypical Citizen's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 3.
Neurotypical Citizen is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Neurotypical Citizen makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Andreas Yager is lifted up and is brought down back first onto Neurotypical Citizen's knee for a devastating Back Breaker, hitting for 1!
Andreas Yager is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Andreas Yager makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Neurotypical Citizen is sent into the ropes... Andreas Yager gets a running start and performs a Drop Kick for 3, sending Neurotypical Citizen back staggering!
Neurotypical Citizen is sent hurtling toward the ropes with an Irish Whip! A waiting and eager Andreas Yager is waiting on his return trip with a hellacious Clothesline for 4!
Andreas Yager makes Stall Suplex for 4 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen makes Shoulder Thrust for 2 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen charges Andreas Yager. Andreas Yager coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Andreas Yager shoves his left arm under Neurotypical Citizen's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 2.
Andreas Yager makes a pathetic Pumphandle Slam for 2 damage.
Did I miss something that made that move suck so bad?
Andreas Yager grabs Neurotypical Citizen by the throat and slams him down for 6 damage.
My house caught fire this morning, and this is actually more exciting!
Andreas Yager is lifted up and is brought down back first onto Neurotypical Citizen's knee for a devastating Back Breaker, hitting for 8!
Round and round Neurotypical Citizen goes, I think his fist just broke Andreas Yager's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 3!
This time he is down for good. The Ref Counts:
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Match over : Neurotypical Citizen wins
Andreas Yager Effects
Lose LMS +1
Money +191 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Strength
Injury -1 Aerial
Consciousness damage 93
Vital Life damage 10
Doctor Level 2
Neurotypical Citizen Effects
Win LMS +1
Money +722 $
Fame +10
Exp +5
Injury -1 Strength
Injury -1 Submission
Injury -1 Technique
Injury -1 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 73
Vital Life damage 8
Doctor Level 2
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