ChallengeId 4903144
Title Andreas Yager(334709) vs Neurotypical Citizen(337527)
AttackerId 334709
DefenderId 337527
Created 2022-03-15 00:16:43
Status Fought
MatchType LMS
WinnerId 334709
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AutoHeal: Andreas Yager uses 12 Ap for healing 23 damage
AutoHeal: Neurotypical Citizen uses 45 Ap for healing 89 damage
Neurotypical Citizen is sent hurtling toward the ropes with an Irish Whip! A waiting and eager Andreas Yager is waiting on his return trip with a hellacious Clothesline for 2!
Andreas Yager tries to make a Pile Driver.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 2 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Andreas Yager winds up with a closed fist and drives it forward right into Neurotypical Citizen's head! A Punch for 2!
Neurotypical Citizen is lying supine... Andreas Yager capitalizes and grabs Neurotypical Citizen's ankles and hooks them, stepping over into a Boston Crab for a painful 3!
Neurotypical Citizen makes an extraordinary Head Lock for 6 damage.
I think I saw his spit land in the audience because of that hit!
Neurotypical Citizen performs a Stomp for 2. He's stomping on Andreas Yager like a caller at a square dance!
Andreas Yager tries to make a I really enjoy men.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 10 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Andreas Yager tries to make a Boston Crab.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 1 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Andreas Yager makes an extraordinary Pumphandle Slam for 9 damage.
Forget anything bad I ever said about this guy!
Neurotypical Citizen leans prostate in the corner! Andreas Yager walks over and angrily Stomp's a mudhole right into Neurotypical Citizen's face and chest for 2!
Andreas Yager grabs Neurotypical Citizen by the throat and slams him down for 3 damage.
Andreas Yager tries to make a Pile Driver.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 3 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Round and round Neurotypical Citizen goes, I think his fist just broke Andreas Yager's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 1!
Andreas Yager makes Stall Suplex for 9 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Rolling Germans.
But Andreas Yager counters for 2 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Stomp.
But Andreas Yager counters for 1 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Andreas Yager delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Neurotypical Citizen's chest for 1! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Kick for 2 damage.
Andreas Yager balls his fist and hits Neurotypical Citizen right in the gut, making a Punch for 1.
Andreas Yager squats down over a prone Neurotypical Citizen and hooks his elbows over his knees. Andreas Yager locks his hands under Neurotypical Citizen's chin, sits, and pulls back with ferocity, inflicting a painful Camel Clutch for 2.
Andreas Yager makes a pathetic Pile Driver for 2 damage.
Did I miss something that made that move suck so bad?
Neurotypical Citizen is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Neurotypical Citizen makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Neurotypical Citizen grabs Andreas Yager by the throat and slams him down for 8 damage.
Andreas Yager makes Elbow drop for 2 damage.
Round and round Neurotypical Citizen goes, I think his fist just broke Andreas Yager's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 1!
Andreas Yager makes I like boys for 9 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen smashes Andreas Yager head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Andreas Yager is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Andreas Yager makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Andreas Yager smashes Neurotypical Citizen head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Andreas Yager makes Shoulder Thrust for 1 damage.
Andreas Yager leaps mightily into the air and performs a Drop Kick, connecting right in the middle of Neurotypical Citizen's chest for 1.
Neurotypical Citizen makes Head Lock for 3 damage.
Andreas Yager smashes Neurotypical Citizen head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Andreas Yager charges Neurotypical Citizen. Neurotypical Citizen coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Neurotypical Citizen shoves his left arm under Andreas Yager's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 1.
Andreas Yager tries to make a Pile Driver.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 6 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Andreas Yager smashes Neurotypical Citizen head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Neurotypical Citizen is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Neurotypical Citizen makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Andreas Yager grabs the leg of Neurotypical Citizen, rotates arounds and locks in the Figure four leg lock for 3. Will Neurotypical Citizen tap out?
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Pumphandle Slam.
But Andreas Yager counters for 2 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
I was in a barroom brawl an hour ago, and this is actually more exciting!
Andreas Yager leans prostate in the corner! Neurotypical Citizen walks over and angrily Stomp's a mudhole right into Andreas Yager's face and chest for 1!
Andreas Yager makes Head Lock for 5 damage.
Andreas Yager leans prostate in the corner! Neurotypical Citizen walks over and angrily Stomp's a mudhole right into Andreas Yager's face and chest for 1!
Andreas Yager charges Neurotypical Citizen. Neurotypical Citizen coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Neurotypical Citizen shoves his left arm under Andreas Yager's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 2.
Neurotypical Citizen makes Shoulder Thrust for 1 damage.
Andreas Yager is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Andreas Yager makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Andreas Yager makes Kick for 1 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen is lying supine... Andreas Yager capitalizes and grabs Neurotypical Citizen's ankles and hooks them, stepping over into a Boston Crab for a painful 6!
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Clothesline.
But Andreas Yager counters for 2 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Elbow drop for 2 damage.
My bank I was in was robbed by armed gunmen with assult weapons, and this is actually more exciting!
Round and round Neurotypical Citizen goes, I think his fist just broke Andreas Yager's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 2!
Andreas Yager tosses Neurotypical Citizen for 3 damage!
Andreas Yager makes Elbow drop for 3 damage.
Andreas Yager makes an extraordinary Elbow drop for 5 damage.
Unbelievable!
This time he is down for good. The Ref Counts:
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Match over : Andreas Yager wins
Andreas Yager Effects
Win LMS +1
Money +572 $
Fame +6
Exp +3
Consciousness damage 65
Vital Life damage 7
Doctor Level 2
Neurotypical Citizen Effects
Lose LMS +1
Money +239 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Technique
Injury -1 Aerial
Consciousness damage 90
Vital Life damage 10
Doctor Level 2
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