ChallengeId 4903368
Title Andreas Yager(334709) vs Neurotypical Citizen(337527)
AttackerId 334709
DefenderId 337527
Created 2022-03-15 07:48:40
Status Fought
MatchType LMS
WinnerId 334709
AH
k
AutoHeal: Andreas Yager uses 43 Ap for healing 85 damage
AutoHeal: Neurotypical Citizen uses 45 Ap for healing 90 damage
Andreas Yager tries to make a Stomp.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 1 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Neurotypical Citizen makes an incredible Elbow drop for 5 damage.
Andreas Yager is gasping for air like a dying fish!
Neurotypical Citizen winds up with a closed fist and drives it forward right into Andreas Yager's head! A Punch for 1!
Neurotypical Citizen leaps mightily into the air and performs a Drop Kick, connecting right in the middle of Andreas Yager's chest for 4.
Andreas Yager makes Head Lock for 2 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen makes Elbow drop for 4 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Andreas Yager's chest for 1! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Anyone else think Andreas Yager was dumb to accept this match?
Andreas Yager grabs Neurotypical Citizen by the throat and slams him down for 11 damage.
Round and round Andreas Yager goes, I think his fist just broke Neurotypical Citizen's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 2!
Andreas Yager balls his fist and hits Neurotypical Citizen right in the gut, making a Punch for 1.
Andreas Yager makes an incredible Head scissors for 5 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen lands lifeless on the mat!
Andreas Yager tries to make a Ankle Lock.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 1 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Neurotypical Citizen makes a pathetic Elbow drop for 1 damage.
My grandmother could have executed that move better!
Andreas Yager leans prostate in the corner! Neurotypical Citizen walks over and angrily Stomp's a mudhole right into Andreas Yager's face and chest for 2!
Neurotypical Citizen tosses Andreas Yager for 14 damage!
Neurotypical Citizen summons all of his strength and lifts Andreas Yager high into the air by his throat! Neurotypical Citizen then brings Andreas Yager crashing down to the mat for a devastating Chokeslam for 2!
Andreas Yager makes Surfboard for 4 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen lifts Andreas Yager up and brings him crashing down bottom first on his knee. The Atomic Drop hits for a thundering 2! That's his tailbone, ladies and gentlemen!
Andreas Yager makes Shoulder Thrust for 2 damage.
Andreas Yager grabs Neurotypical Citizen's arm under his own and steps around behind him. Andreas Yager hooks a leg over Neurotypical Citizen's thigh and tightens his grip, placing Neurotypical Citizen in a painful Abdominal Stretch for 4.
Andreas Yager grabs Neurotypical Citizen's ankle and locks in a Ankle Lock for 2. Neurotypical Citizen winces in agony!
Andreas Yager tries to make a Abdominal Stretch.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 1 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Neurotypical Citizen is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Neurotypical Citizen makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Andreas Yager charges Neurotypical Citizen. Neurotypical Citizen coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Neurotypical Citizen shoves his left arm under Andreas Yager's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 1.
Andreas Yager is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Andreas Yager makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Andreas Yager is sent into the ropes... Neurotypical Citizen gets a running start and performs a Drop Kick for 6, sending Andreas Yager back staggering!
Andreas Yager summons all of his strength and lifts Neurotypical Citizen high into the air by his throat! Andreas Yager then brings Neurotypical Citizen crashing down to the mat for a devastating Rough Stuff for 3!
I was in a bathroom brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Arm Drag Takedown.
But Andreas Yager counters for 1 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Andreas Yager performs a Stomp for 2. He's stomping on Neurotypical Citizen like a caller at a square dance!
After absorbing some tremendous blows Neurotypical Citizen is left groggy, allowing Andreas Yager to easily slip behind him and lock in an excruciating Cobra Clutch for 3!
Neurotypical Citizen leans prostate in the corner! Andreas Yager walks over and angrily Stomp's a mudhole right into Neurotypical Citizen's face and chest for 2!
Neurotypical Citizen delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Andreas Yager's chest for 2! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Shoulder Thrust for 2 damage.
Andreas Yager grabs Neurotypical Citizen's ankle and locks in a Ankle Lock for 5. Neurotypical Citizen winces in agony!
Andreas Yager makes Shoulder Thrust for 1 damage.
Andreas Yager lifts Neurotypical Citizen into a suplex postion and drops Neurotypical Citizen straight on his head with a Brain Buster for 3.
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Back Breaker.
But Andreas Yager counters for 1 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
I was mugged yesterday, and this is actually more exciting!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Pile Driver for 6 damage.
Andreas Yager makes a pathetic Sleeper hold for 1 damage.
My grandmother could have executed that move better!
Andreas Yager deftly sidesteps Neurotypical Citizen's attack, moves behind him and locks in a Full Nelson for 1!
Andreas Yager is lifted up and is brought down back first onto Neurotypical Citizen's knee for a devastating Back Breaker, hitting for 5!
Neurotypical Citizen makes an extraordinary Pumphandle Slam for 9 damage.
You saw it here folks!
Neurotypical Citizen is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Neurotypical Citizen makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Neurotypical Citizen makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen is sent into the ropes... Andreas Yager gets a running start and performs a Drop Kick for 5, sending Neurotypical Citizen back staggering!
Andreas Yager tosses Neurotypical Citizen for 3 damage!
Andreas Yager grabs Neurotypical Citizen's arm under his own and steps around behind him. Andreas Yager hooks a leg over Neurotypical Citizen's thigh and tightens his grip, placing Neurotypical Citizen in a painful Abdominal Stretch for 5.
Andreas Yager makes a stupendous Shoulder Thrust for 3 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen summons all of his strength and lifts Andreas Yager high into the air by his throat! Neurotypical Citizen then brings Andreas Yager crashing down to the mat for a devastating Chokeslam for 3!
Andreas Yager is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Andreas Yager makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Andreas Yager leans prostate in the corner! Neurotypical Citizen walks over and angrily Stomp's a mudhole right into Andreas Yager's face and chest for 1!
Round and round Neurotypical Citizen goes, I think his fist just broke Andreas Yager's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 3!
After absorbing some tremendous blows Neurotypical Citizen is left groggy, allowing Andreas Yager to easily slip behind him and lock in an excruciating Cobra Clutch for 2!
Neurotypical Citizen delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Andreas Yager's chest for 2! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Head Lock for 3 damage.
Andreas Yager makes an extraordinary Head scissors for 5 damage.
I'm glad that's not me in there!
After absorbing some tremendous blows Neurotypical Citizen is left groggy, allowing Andreas Yager to easily slip behind him and lock in an excruciating Cobra Clutch for 3!
My house caught fire this morning, and this is actually more exciting!
Neurotypical Citizen is sent into the ropes... Andreas Yager gets a running start and performs a Drop Kick for 1, sending Neurotypical Citizen back staggering!
Andreas Yager tosses Neurotypical Citizen for 5 damage!
Andreas Yager winds up with a closed fist and drives it forward right into Neurotypical Citizen's head! A Punch for 2!
This time he is down for good. The Ref Counts:
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Match over : Andreas Yager wins
Andreas Yager Effects
Win LMS +1
Money +690 $
Fame +6
Exp +3
Injury -1 Technique
Consciousness damage 83
Vital Life damage 9
Doctor Level 2
Neurotypical Citizen Effects
Lose LMS +1
Money +319 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -2 Strength
Injury -1 Submission
Injury -1 Aerial
Injury -2 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 90
Vital Life damage 10
Doctor Level 2
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