ChallengeId 4907806
Title Neurotypical Citizen(337527) vs Roderick Soul(337540)
AttackerId 337527
DefenderId 337540
Created 2022-03-26 18:49:43
Status Fought
MatchType LMS
WinnerId 337540
When I was in the army, we use to play this game called hide the salami. We'd steal a salami from the kitchen and place it wherever and the other platoons had to find it. Whoever found it, got to choose whose butt they shoved it up. I was pretty good at not getting my butt plugged
Too busy hiding it in your throat maybe?
Neurotypical Citizen performs a Stomp for 1. He's stomping on Roderick Soul like a caller at a square dance!
Neurotypical Citizen makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.
Roderick Soul makes Gut Buster for 3 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Atomic Drop.
But Roderick Soul counters for 1 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Roderick Soul tries to make a Rolling Germans.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 3 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Round and round Roderick Soul goes, I think his fist just broke Neurotypical Citizen's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 1!
Roderick Soul balls his fist and hits Neurotypical Citizen right in the gut, making a Punch for 1.
Neurotypical Citizen makes Shoulder Thrust for 2 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Shoulder Tackle.
But Roderick Soul counters for 1 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Roderick Soul waves his hands in a slightly menacing and vaguely martial arts fashion, then does a sidestep and drives a Thrust Kick into Neurotypical Citizen's face for 7!
Neurotypical Citizen winds up with a closed fist and drives it forward right into Roderick Soul's head! A Punch for 2!
Roderick Soul quickly takes a step back and snaps his foot out to the side, catching Neurotypical Citizen right on the chin with a Thrust Kick causing 3! I was barely able to see that!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Spinning punch for 1 damage.
Roderick Soul makes an extraordinary Northern Lights Suplex/Pin for 8 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen is gasping for air like a dying fish!
Roderick Soul performs a Stomp for 2. He's stomping on Neurotypical Citizen like a caller at a square dance!
Roderick Soul charges Neurotypical Citizen and executes a beautiful Spear for 5, nearly impaling him with his shoulder. He went through him like grass through a goose!
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Irish Whip into the corner.
But Roderick Soul counters for 1 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Neckbreaker for 3 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen makes an extraordinary Head Lock for 6 damage.
Did you see the sweat fly?!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Shoulder Thrust for 2 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Elbow drop.
But Roderick Soul counters for 1 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Roderick Soul wraps his arms around Neurotypical Citizen's waist and lower back and begins to squeeze executing a Bear Hug for 7. Neurotypical Citizen is gasping for air!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Spinning punch for 1 damage.
Roderick Soul charges Neurotypical Citizen and executes a beautiful Spear for 2, nearly impaling him with his shoulder. He went through him like grass through a goose!
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Tiger Driver.
But Roderick Soul counters for 2 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Roderick Soul tosses Neurotypical Citizen for 8 damage!
Roderick Soul leans prostate in the corner! Neurotypical Citizen walks over and angrily Stomp's a mudhole right into Roderick Soul's face and chest for 2!
Roderick Soul is lifted up and is brought down back first onto Neurotypical Citizen's knee for a devastating Back Breaker, hitting for 7!
Roderick Soul makes Stall Suplex for 4 damage.
Roderick Soul makes Gut Buster for 4 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen makes Hanging Fallaway Suplex for 2 damage.
Roderick Soul is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Roderick Soul makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Round and round Neurotypical Citizen goes, I think his fist just broke Roderick Soul's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 2!
My town got attacked by hordes of the undead, and this is actually more exciting!
Roderick Soul makes an incredible Northern Lights Suplex/Pin for 8 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen is gasping for air like a dying fish!
Neurotypical Citizen is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Neurotypical Citizen makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Neurotypical Citizen makes Pile Driver for 4 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen performs a Stomp for 1. He's stomping on Roderick Soul like a caller at a square dance!
Neurotypical Citizen performs a Stomp for 1. He's stomping on Roderick Soul like a caller at a square dance!
Round and round Neurotypical Citizen goes, I think his fist just broke Roderick Soul's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 3!
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Pumphandle Suplex.
But Roderick Soul counters for 5 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Neurotypical Citizen summons all of his strength and lifts Roderick Soul high into the air by his throat! Neurotypical Citizen then brings Roderick Soul crashing down to the mat for a devastating Chokeslam for 1!
Roderick Soul delivers a flesh-rending FUBAR across Neurotypical Citizen's chest for 1! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Roderick Soul charges Neurotypical Citizen and executes a beautiful Spear for 1, nearly impaling him with his shoulder. He went through him like grass through a goose!
This is a terrific match so far!
Roderick Soul charges Neurotypical Citizen. Neurotypical Citizen coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Neurotypical Citizen shoves his left arm under Roderick Soul's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 2.
Neurotypical Citizen makes an incredible Forearm Smash for 4 damage.
Roderick Soul makes Stall Suplex for 9 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen makes an extraordinary Elbow drop for 5 damage.
I bet his cage is rattled after that one!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Pile Driver for 6 damage.
Roderick Soul is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Roderick Soul makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Roderick Soul charges Neurotypical Citizen and executes a beautiful Spear for 2, nearly impaling him with his shoulder. He went through him like grass through a goose!
Round and round Roderick Soul goes, I think his fist just broke Neurotypical Citizen's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 1!
Roderick Soul makes Gut Buster for 6 damage.
This time he is down for good. The Ref Counts:
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Match over : Roderick Soul wins
Neurotypical Citizen Effects
Lose LMS +1
Money +363 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -2 Submission
Injury -2 Technique
Injury -2 Aerial
Consciousness damage 94
Vital Life damage 10
Doctor Level 2
Roderick Soul Effects
Win LMS +1
Money +796 $
Fame +6
Exp +4
Consciousness damage 62
Vital Life damage 7
Doctor Level 2
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