ChallengeId 4907856
Title OLD POLICEMAN(337583) vs Neurotypical Citizen(337527)
AttackerId 337583
DefenderId 337527
Created 2022-03-26 21:37:13
Status Fought
MatchType Single
WinnerId 337527
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AutoHeal: OLD POLICEMAN uses 10 Ap for healing 19 damage
AutoHeal: Neurotypical Citizen uses 33 Ap for healing 66 damage
Neurotypical Citizen winds up with a closed fist and drives it forward right into OLD POLICEMAN's head! A Punch for 1!
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Cradle Suplex.
But OLD POLICEMAN counters for 1 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Neurotypical Citizen is sent hurtling toward the ropes with an Irish Whip! A waiting and eager OLD POLICEMAN is waiting on his return trip with a hellacious Clothesline for 2!
OLD POLICEMAN leaps from the top rope towards Neurotypical Citizen, his arm extended. OLD POLICEMAN nearly takes off Neurotypical Citizen's head with a Flying Clothesline for 3.
Neurotypical Citizen performs a Stomp for 1. He's stomping on OLD POLICEMAN like a caller at a square dance!
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Dragon Leg Screw.
But OLD POLICEMAN counters for 1 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Neurotypical Citizen summons all of his strength and lifts OLD POLICEMAN high into the air by his throat! Neurotypical Citizen then brings OLD POLICEMAN crashing down to the mat for a devastating Chokeslam for 10!
Round and round Neurotypical Citizen goes, I think his fist just broke OLD POLICEMAN's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 3!
Neurotypical Citizen leans prostate in the corner! OLD POLICEMAN walks over and angrily Stomp's a mudhole right into Neurotypical Citizen's face and chest for 2!
I was in a bathroom brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Pumphandle Slam for 3 damage.
OLD POLICEMAN is lifted up and is brought down back first onto Neurotypical Citizen's knee for a devastating Back Breaker, hitting for 7!
Neurotypical Citizen winds up with a closed fist and drives it forward right into OLD POLICEMAN's head! A Punch for 2!
Neurotypical Citizen delivers a flesh-rending Chop across OLD POLICEMAN's chest for 1! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Neurotypical Citizen puts OLD POLICEMAN into a pin!
1...
2...
but OLD POLICEMAN kicks out of it!
Neurotypical Citizen performs a Stomp for 1. He's stomping on OLD POLICEMAN like a caller at a square dance!
OLD POLICEMAN throws Neurotypical Citizen toward the ropes with a hard Irish Whip! OLD POLICEMAN tries to leap over Neurotypical Citizen but is caught by surprise with a lightning-fast Clothesline for 2!
OLD POLICEMAN tries to make a Elbow drop.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 1 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Neurotypical Citizen grabs OLD POLICEMAN from behind, lifts him high, and delivers a crunching Atomic Drop for 1. OLD POLICEMAN walks about gingerly while gently holding his bruised rump!
Anyone else think OLD POLICEMAN was dumb to accept this match?
Neurotypical Citizen makes Spinning punch for 1 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen makes Spinning punch for 1 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen catches OLD POLICEMAN's leg under his arm and signals to the crowd. Neurotypical Citizen spins with a flourish and takes down OLD POLICEMAN, nearly tearing his leg from the socket with a Dragon Leg Screw for 1.
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Chokeslam.
But OLD POLICEMAN counters for 4 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Neurotypical Citizen puts OLD POLICEMAN into a pin!
1...
2...
but OLD POLICEMAN kicks out of it!
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Forearm Smash.
But OLD POLICEMAN counters for 1 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Neurotypical Citizen charges OLD POLICEMAN. OLD POLICEMAN coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. OLD POLICEMAN shoves his left arm under Neurotypical Citizen's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 2.
OLD POLICEMAN charges Neurotypical Citizen. Neurotypical Citizen coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Neurotypical Citizen shoves his left arm under OLD POLICEMAN's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 3.
Neurotypical Citizen makes Pile Driver for 5 damage.
OLD POLICEMAN tries to make a Turnbuckle smash.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 3 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
OLD POLICEMAN makes Flying shoulder block for 5 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen makes an incredible Head Lock for 6 damage.
That was the prettiest thing I've ever seen!
OLD POLICEMAN slips out of the move.
Neurotypical Citizen puts OLD POLICEMAN into a pin!
1...
2...
but OLD POLICEMAN kicks out of it!
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Full Nelson.
But OLD POLICEMAN counters for 1 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
OLD POLICEMAN makes Flying shoulder block for 8 damage.
OLD POLICEMAN makes PROTECT YO VALUABLEZ for 8 damage.
OLD POLICEMAN leans prostate in the corner! Neurotypical Citizen walks over and angrily Stomp's a mudhole right into OLD POLICEMAN's face and chest for 2!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Kick for 2 damage.
OLD POLICEMAN charges Neurotypical Citizen. Neurotypical Citizen coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Neurotypical Citizen shoves his left arm under OLD POLICEMAN's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 1.
I was in a nursing home brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
Neurotypical Citizen grabs OLD POLICEMAN by the throat and slams him down for 6 damage.
OLD POLICEMAN makes PROTECT YO VALUABLEZ for 13 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen hooks OLD POLICEMAN's arms behind his back and looks to the crowd. Neurotypical Citizen is going to attempt a Tiger Driver and OLD POLICEMAN appears helpless... Neurotypical Citizen lifts him upside-down and drops him head first to the mat for 6!
Neurotypical Citizen puts OLD POLICEMAN into a pin!
1...
2...
but OLD POLICEMAN kicks out of it!
Neurotypical Citizen grabs OLD POLICEMAN around the waist. Neurotypical Citizen suplexes once.... twice.... three times! There it is folks, a Rolling Germans for 4!
Neurotypical Citizen puts OLD POLICEMAN into a pin!
1...
2...
3...
Match over : Neurotypical Citizen wins by pin
OLD POLICEMAN Effects
Lose by pin +1
Money +77 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Strength
Injury -1 Submission
Consciousness damage 75
Vital Life damage 8
Doctor Level 2
Neurotypical Citizen Effects
Win by pin +1
Money +219 $
Fame +6
Exp +3
Consciousness damage 51
Vital Life damage 6
Doctor Level 2
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