ChallengeId 4910675
Title Neurotypical Citizen(337527) vs Jon Talbain(335989)
AttackerId 337527
DefenderId 335989
Created 2022-04-07 15:42:26
Status Fought
MatchType Single
WinnerId 337527

bulldog match
Accepted
AutoHeal: Neurotypical Citizen uses 2 Ap for healing 3 damage
Round and round Jon Talbain goes, I think his fist just broke Neurotypical Citizen's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 2!

Neurotypical Citizen bends low and grabs Jon Talbain's legs. He lifts him up, then kneels down, one knee driving up in between Jon Talbain's legs in a spine-compressing Atomic Drop for 3 that leaves Jon Talbain hopping up and down. Jon Talbain will be singing soprano after that one!

Neurotypical Citizen looks a bit groggy. Jon Talbain waits behind him, then quickly sticks his arms under Neurotypical Citizen's arms and locks his hands behind Neurotypical Citizen's head, cinching in a Full Nelson for 4!
Neurotypical Citizen slips out of the move.

Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Back Brain Kick.
But Jon Talbain counters for 3 damage.
He's strong and fast too!

Jon Talbain bends low and grabs Neurotypical Citizen's legs. He lifts him up, then kneels down, one knee driving up in between Neurotypical Citizen's legs in a spine-compressing Atomic Drop for 2 that leaves Neurotypical Citizen hopping up and down. Neurotypical Citizen will be singing soprano after that one!

Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Pumphandle Suplex.
But Jon Talbain counters for 5 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!

Jon Talbain charges Neurotypical Citizen and executes a beautiful Spear for 9, nearly impaling him with his shoulder. He went through him like grass through a goose!

Anyone else think Neurotypical Citizen was dumb to accept this match?

Neurotypical Citizen suddenly starts gnawing on Jon Talbain's flesh for 2! That can't taste good!

Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Scorpion Deathlock.
But Jon Talbain counters for 1 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!

Jon Talbain lifts Neurotypical Citizen up and brings him crashing down bottom first on his knee. The Atomic Drop hits for a thundering 2! That's his tailbone, ladies and gentlemen!

Neurotypical Citizen quickly takes a step back and snaps his foot out to the side, catching Jon Talbain right on the chin with a Thrust Kick causing 1! I was barely able to see that!

Neurotypical Citizen catches Jon Talbain's leg under his arm and signals to the crowd. Neurotypical Citizen spins with a flourish and takes down Jon Talbain, nearly tearing his leg from the socket with a Dragon Leg Screw for 1.

Neurotypical Citizen makes Pile Driver for 6 damage.

Neurotypical Citizen makes Fallaway Slam for 5 damage.

Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a DDT.
But Jon Talbain counters for 3 damage.
He's strong and fast too!

Neurotypical Citizen grabs Jon Talbain by the throat and slams him down for 5 damage.


Neurotypical Citizen smashes Jon Talbain head into the turnbuckle

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He's stumbling around like a drunk!

Jon Talbain is sent into the ropes... Neurotypical Citizen gets a running start and performs a Drop Kick for 6, sending Jon Talbain back staggering!

Jon Talbain charges Neurotypical Citizen and executes a beautiful Spear for 7, nearly impaling him with his shoulder. He went through him like grass through a goose!

Jon Talbain delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Neurotypical Citizen's chest for 1! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!

Jon Talbain makes a stupendous Kick for 3 damage.

Jon Talbain squeezes the life out of Neurotypical Citizen with a Beast Cannon for 16!
Neurotypical Citizen slips out of the move.

Jon Talbain grabs Neurotypical Citizen around the waist. Jon Talbain suplexes once.... twice.... three times! There it is folks, a Wild Circular for 19!
Jon Talbain puts Neurotypical Citizen into a pin!


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but Neurotypical Citizen kicks out of it!


Jon Talbain puts Neurotypical Citizen into a pin!


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but Neurotypical Citizen kicks out of it!

Neurotypical Citizen grabs Jon Talbain around the waist. Neurotypical Citizen suplexes once.... twice.... three times! There it is folks, a Rolling Germans for 5!
Neurotypical Citizen puts Jon Talbain into a pin!


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but Jon Talbain kicks out of it!


My wife gave birth yesterday, and this is actually more exciting!

Neurotypical Citizen makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.

Jon Talbain sits the downed Neurotypical Citizen upright, then clamps a hand on either side of Neurotypical Citizen's head and begins to apply all the pressure he can muster with a painful Head Vice for 1.
Neurotypical Citizen slips out of the move.

Neurotypical Citizen hooks Jon Talbain's arms behind his back and looks to the crowd. Neurotypical Citizen is going to attempt a Tiger Driver and Jon Talbain appears helpless... Neurotypical Citizen lifts him upside-down and drops him head first to the mat for 9!

Neurotypical Citizen makes a stupendous Kick for 3 damage.

Neurotypical Citizen makes Heel Kick for 7 damage.

Neurotypical Citizen puts Jon Talbain into a pin!


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The match is over !!!

Match over : Neurotypical Citizen wins by pin

Neurotypical Citizen Effects
Win by pin +1
Money +187 $
Fame +6
Exp +4
Consciousness damage 78
Vital Life damage 8
Doctor Level 2

Jon Talbain Effects
Lose by pin +1
Money +152 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Consciousness damage 74
Vital Life damage 8
Doctor Level 2


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