ChallengeId 4912028
Title TOURNAMENT MATCH: The Ball Destroyer(337529) vs Neurotypical Citizen(337527)
AttackerId 337529
DefenderId 337527
Created 2022-04-13 00:03:05
Status Fought
MatchType Ladder
WinnerId 337527
TOURNAMENT MATCH
AutoHeal: The Ball Destroyer uses 14 Ap for healing 28 damage
The Ball Destroyer grabs Neurotypical Citizen by the throat and slams him down for 4 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen makes Northern Lights Suplex/Pin for 5 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Knee Breaker.
But The Ball Destroyer counters for 3 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
The Ball Destroyer makes Neckbreaker for 8 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen grabs The Ball Destroyer from behind, lifts him high, and delivers a crunching Atomic Drop for 3. The Ball Destroyer walks about gingerly while gently holding his bruised rump!
The Ball Destroyer grabs Neurotypical Citizen's head and falls back, rolling up and hooking Neurotypical Citizen's leg for 1... That's some Small Package!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Hanging Fallaway Suplex for 4 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen makes Northern Lights Suplex/Pin for 5 damage.
The Ball Destroyer performs a Restomp the groin for 6. He's stomping on Neurotypical Citizen like a caller at a square dance!
I was in a nursing home brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
The Ball Destroyer smashes Neurotypical Citizen head into the turnbuckle
1!
2!
He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Round and round Neurotypical Citizen goes, I think his fist just broke The Ball Destroyer's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 3!
The Ball Destroyer makes Shoulder Thrust for 1 damage.
The Ball Destroyer tries to make a Rolling Germans.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 3 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
The Ball Destroyer charges Neurotypical Citizen. Neurotypical Citizen coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Neurotypical Citizen shoves his left arm under The Ball Destroyer's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 3.
The Ball Destroyer makes Pumphandle Slam for 5 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen suddenly starts gnawing on The Ball Destroyer's flesh for 1! That can't taste good!
The Ball Destroyer tries to make a Leg Drop.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 2 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Neurotypical Citizen charges The Ball Destroyer and executes a beautiful Spear for 1, nearly impaling him with his shoulder. He went through him like grass through a goose!
I was in a barroom brawl an hour ago, and this is actually more exciting!
Neurotypical Citizen bites The Ball Destroyer for 1. Who does he think he is, Mike Tyson?!
The Ball Destroyer wraps his arms around Neurotypical Citizen, lifts him up and hits a Belly to Belly suplex for 2!
The Ball Destroyer performs a Restomp the groin for 7. He's stomping on Neurotypical Citizen like a caller at a square dance!
The Ball Destroyer charges Neurotypical Citizen. Neurotypical Citizen coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Neurotypical Citizen shoves his left arm under The Ball Destroyer's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 1.
The Ball Destroyer makes a stupendous Shoulder Thrust for 3 damage.
The Ball Destroyer tries to raise the ladder!
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but Neurotypical Citizen stops him!
Neurotypical Citizen grabs the arm of The Ball Destroyer and drops it over his shoulder for 7.
Neurotypical Citizen is out cold on his feet! The Ball Destroyer takes advantage and charges at his opponent, bringing Neurotypical Citizen down with an amazing Clothesline for 1!
The Ball Destroyer makes Kick for 2 damage.
The Ball Destroyer charges Neurotypical Citizen. Neurotypical Citizen coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Neurotypical Citizen shoves his left arm under The Ball Destroyer's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 1.
My bank I was in was robbed by armed gunmen with assult weapons, and this is actually more exciting!
The Ball Destroyer smashes Neurotypical Citizen head into the turnbuckle
1!
2!
3!
4!
He's stumbling around like a drunk!
The Ball Destroyer makes a Shining Wizard for 8 damage.
I think I have his brains on my pants!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Knee Breaker for 3 damage.
The Ball Destroyer charges Neurotypical Citizen and executes a beautiful Spear for 10, nearly impaling him with his shoulder. He went through him like grass through a goose!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Leg Drop for 6 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen tries to raise the ladder!
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but The Ball Destroyer stops him!
The Ball Destroyer squeezes the life out of Neurotypical Citizen with a Bear Hug for 5!
The Ball Destroyer tries to raise the ladder!
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but Neurotypical Citizen stops him!
Neurotypical Citizen makes a Shining Wizard for 11 damage.
I think I have his brains on my pants!
The Ball Destroyer hooks both arms of Neurotypical Citizen! He brings him to the mat back first for 1!
The Ball Destroyer grabs the arm of Neurotypical Citizen and drops it over his shoulder for 1.
Neurotypical Citizen makes Shoulder Thrust for 1 damage.
I was in a nursing home brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Northern Lights Suplex/Pin for 2 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen makes Hanging Fallaway Suplex for 6 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen makes Stall Suplex for 6 damage.
The Ball Destroyer throws Neurotypical Citizen toward the ropes with a hard Irish Whip! The Ball Destroyer tries to leap over Neurotypical Citizen but is caught by surprise with a lightning-fast Clothesline for 2!
Neurotypical Citizen holds The Ball Destroyer in a standing front facelock then falls back, slamming The Ball Destroyer's head into the mat for 3. I think he tried to bury him with that DDT!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Northern Lights Suplex/Pin for 3 damage.
The Ball Destroyer makes Pumphandle Slam for 7 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen hooks The Ball Destroyer's arms behind his back and looks to the crowd. Neurotypical Citizen is going to attempt a Tiger Driver and The Ball Destroyer appears helpless... Neurotypical Citizen lifts him upside-down and drops him head first to the mat for 5!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Pumphandle Suplex for 4 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen tries to raise the ladder!
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but The Ball Destroyer stops him!
My house caught fire this morning, and this is actually more exciting!
The Ball Destroyer never should have stepped into the ring with this guy.
The Ball Destroyer makes a Shining Wizard for 10 damage.
I think I have his brains on my pants!
Neurotypical Citizen makes a stupendous Flip-Over Cover for 1 damage.
The Ball Destroyer makes German Suplex for 4 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen executes a crushing Bear Hug for 3! If this continues any longer, The Ball Destroyer could suffer some serious kidney damage!
Neurotypical Citizen captures a dazed The Ball Destroyer into a front face lock and hooks his leg. The Ball Destroyer is lifted up and over and collides with the mat hard for 3, while Neurotypical Citizen maintains his grip and bridges his back for the pin! What an amazing Cradle Suplex!
Neurotypical Citizen stand The Ball Destroyer up... he's getting ready! Neurotypical Citizen takes measure of The Ball Destroyer, jumps up and slams the top of his foot against the back of The Ball Destroyer's head hitting a Back Brain Kick for 2!
Match over : Neurotypical Citizen sets up the ladder and reaches the suitcase
The Ball Destroyer Effects
Lose ladder +1
Money +197 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Submission
Injury -2 Aerial
Injury -2 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 101
Vital Life damage 11
Doctor Level 2
Neurotypical Citizen Effects
Win ladder +1
Money +472 $
Fame +6
Exp +3
Injury -1 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 92
Vital Life damage 10
Doctor Level 2
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