ChallengeId 4913226
Title TOURNAMENT MATCH: Neurotypical Citizen(337527) vs Lex Talionis(337281)
AttackerId 337527
DefenderId 337281
Created 2022-04-19 00:03:05
Status Fought
MatchType Table
WinnerId 337527
TOURNAMENT MATCH
AutoHeal: Lex Talionis uses 57 Ap for healing 113 damage
Lex Talionis looks like he should be in the hospital not in the ring.
Neurotypical Citizen waves his hands in a slightly menacing and vaguely martial arts fashion, then does a sidestep and drives a Thrust Kick into Lex Talionis's face for 9!
Lex Talionis tries to make a Diving Headbutt.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Lex Talionis makes a stupendous Spinning punch for 1 damage.
Into the ropes goes Neurotypical Citizen... and he's brought down with a Big Boot for 2 from Lex Talionis!
Lex Talionis hooks Neurotypical Citizen's arms behind his back and looks to the crowd. Lex Talionis is going to attempt a Tiger Driver and Neurotypical Citizen appears helpless... Lex Talionis lifts him upside-down and drops him head first to the mat for 1!
Lex Talionis makes Gut Buster for 1 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen balls his fist and hits Lex Talionis right in the gut, making a Will Smith Right Hook for 14.
Lex Talionis tosses Neurotypical Citizen for 2 damage!
Neurotypical Citizen grabs Lex Talionis around the waist. Neurotypical Citizen suplexes once.... twice.... three times! There it is folks, a Rolling Germans for 1!
Neurotypical Citizen makes an extraordinary Northern Lights Suplex/Pin for 8 damage.
I'm glad that's not me in there!
Lex Talionis tries to make a Toss out of Ring.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 2 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Round and round Neurotypical Citizen goes, I think his fist just broke Lex Talionis's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 2!
Lex Talionis makes Splash for 2 damage.
Lex Talionis delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Neurotypical Citizen's chest for 1! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Lex Talionis tries to make a Flip-Over Cover.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Neurotypical Citizen makes a stupendous Flip-Over Cover for 1 damage.
Lex Talionis scoops up Neurotypical Citizen and brings him down to the mat with an authoritative Body Slam for 2!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Leg Breaker for 4 damage.
Lex Talionis makes Head Lock for 1 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen makes an incredible Knee Breaker for 8 damage.
Lex Talionis lands lifeless on the mat!
Lex Talionis tries to make a Gut Wrench Suplex.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 1 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Lex Talionis wraps his arms around Neurotypical Citizen's waist and lower back and begins to squeeze executing a JUSTICE SERVED for 9. Neurotypical Citizen is gasping for air!
Lex Talionis charges Neurotypical Citizen and executes a beautiful Spear for 5, nearly impaling him with his shoulder. He went through him like grass through a goose!
Neurotypical Citizen makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.
Lex Talionis throws Neurotypical Citizen toward the ropes with a hard Irish Whip! Lex Talionis tries to leap over Neurotypical Citizen but is caught by surprise with a lightning-fast Clothesline for 4!
Lex Talionis presses his body close up against Neurotypical Citizen's back and grabs him around the waist, lifting him up and dropping him in a Back Suplex for 3.
Lex Talionis makes Head Lock for 1 damage.
Lex Talionis makes Stall Suplex for 4 damage.
Lex Talionis tries to make a Pumphandle Suplex.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Lex Talionis is setting up the table. He is dragging Neurotypical Citizen up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But Neurotypical Citizen breaks it up.
I was in a nursing home brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
Neurotypical Citizen makes a pathetic Pumphandle Suplex for 1 damage.
Lex Talionis must be impervious!
Lex Talionis gets ready. he's setting Neurotypical Citizen up. Lex Talionis lifts Neurotypical Citizen up across his shoulders, then applies pressure to Neurotypical Citizen's neck and leg, bending him backwards in an Argentine Back Breaker for 2! He's trying to snap him in half!
Round and round Neurotypical Citizen goes, I think his fist just broke Lex Talionis's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 2!
Lex Talionis makes Electric Chair for 1 damage.
Round and round Neurotypical Citizen goes, I think his fist just broke Lex Talionis's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 2!
Neurotypical Citizen is setting up the table. He is dragging Lex Talionis up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But Lex Talionis breaks it up.
Lex Talionis makes an extraordinary Front Suplex for 5 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen is gasping for air like a dying fish!
Lex Talionis holds Neurotypical Citizen in a standing front facelock then falls back, slamming Neurotypical Citizen's head into the mat for 5. I think he tried to bury him with that DDT!
Neurotypical Citizen grabs Lex Talionis's head and falls back, rolling up and hooking Lex Talionis's leg for 1... That's some Small Package!
Lex Talionis makes EXECUTION for 5 damage.
I was in a bathroom brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
Lex Talionis charges Neurotypical Citizen. Neurotypical Citizen coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Neurotypical Citizen shoves his left arm under Lex Talionis's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 1.
Lex Talionis quickly takes a step back and snaps his foot out to the side, catching Neurotypical Citizen right on the chin with a Thrust Kick causing 3! I was barely able to see that!
Lex Talionis is setting up the table. He is dragging Neurotypical Citizen up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But Neurotypical Citizen breaks it up.
Neurotypical Citizen makes a stupendous Vertical Suplex for 12 damage.
You saw it here folks!
Lex Talionis makes a stupendous Kick for 1 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen grabs Lex Talionis on each side of the head and sticks his own head under Lex Talionis's chin. Neurotypical Citizen drops sharply to his knees, smashing Lex Talionis's jaw. What a Jaw Breaker for 10!
Neurotypical Citizen is sent hurtling toward the ropes with an Irish Whip! A waiting and eager Lex Talionis is waiting on his return trip with a hellacious Clothesline for 1!
Lex Talionis makes EYE FOR AN EYE for 5 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen makes an extraordinary Leg Breaker for 7 damage.
Holy crap, I bet they heard that hit all the way in China!
Lex Talionis captures a dazed Neurotypical Citizen into a front face lock and hooks his leg. Neurotypical Citizen is lifted up and over and collides with the mat hard for 2, while Lex Talionis maintains his grip and bridges his back for the pin! What an amazing Cradle Suplex!
My brakes gave out at an intersection last week, and this is actually more exciting!
Lex Talionis tenaciously traps Neurotypical Citizen in a head lock and then points straight ahead. The crowd roars as Lex Talionis runs and leaps with Neurotypical Citizen's head in tow! Both wrestlers land on the mat with a crunching thud as Lex Talionis delivers a powerful Bulldog for 3!
Lex Talionis makes Surfboard for 3 damage.
Lex Talionis is sent hurtling toward the ropes with an Irish Whip! A waiting and eager Neurotypical Citizen is waiting on his return trip with a hellacious Clothesline for 7!
Neurotypical Citizen is setting up the table. He is dragging Lex Talionis up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But Lex Talionis breaks it up.
Lex Talionis holds Neurotypical Citizen in a standing front facelock then falls back, slamming Neurotypical Citizen's head into the mat for 4. I think he tried to bury him with that DDT!
Neurotypical Citizen captures a dazed Lex Talionis into a front face lock and hooks his leg. Lex Talionis is lifted up and over and collides with the mat hard for 4, while Neurotypical Citizen maintains his grip and bridges his back for the pin! What an amazing Cradle Suplex!
Lex Talionis balls his fist and hits Neurotypical Citizen right in the gut, making a Punch for 1.
Neurotypical Citizen makes German Suplex for 2 damage.
Lex Talionis lifts Neurotypical Citizen into a suplex postion and drops Neurotypical Citizen straight on his head with a Brain Buster for 1.
Lex Talionis is setting up the table. He is dragging Neurotypical Citizen up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But Neurotypical Citizen breaks it up.
Neurotypical Citizen grabs Lex Talionis by the throat and slams him down for 1 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen makes a stupendous Forearm Smash for 5 damage.
Match over : Neurotypical Citizen smashes the table and wins
Neurotypical Citizen Effects
Win table +1
Money +1078 $
Fame +8
Exp +5
Consciousness damage 77
Vital Life damage 8
Doctor Level 2
Lex Talionis Effects
Lose table +1
Money +320 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -2 Strength
Injury -2 Technique
Consciousness damage 113
Vital Life damage 12
Doctor Level 2
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