ChallengeId 4913773
Title TOURNAMENT MATCH: Lex Talionis(337281) vs Neurotypical Citizen(337527)
AttackerId 337281
DefenderId 337527
Created 2022-04-23 00:03:03
Status Fought
MatchType Ladder
WinnerId 337281
TOURNAMENT MATCH
AutoHeal: Lex Talionis uses 55 Ap for healing 109 damage
AutoHeal: Neurotypical Citizen uses 30 Ap for healing 60 damage
Neurotypical Citizen is hoisted onto Lex Talionis's shoulders! What's he going to do?!? WHAM! Neurotypical Citizen is brought down onto Lex Talionis's knee for a tremendous Canadian Backbreaker for 1!
Lex Talionis wraps his arms around Neurotypical Citizen, lifts him up and hits a Belly to Belly suplex for 3!
Lex Talionis makes an incredible RETALIATION for 20 damage.
Holy crap, I bet they heard that hit all the way in China!
Lex Talionis captures a dazed Neurotypical Citizen into a front face lock and hooks his leg. Neurotypical Citizen is lifted up and over and collides with the mat hard for 2, while Lex Talionis maintains his grip and bridges his back for the pin! What an amazing Cradle Suplex!
Neurotypical Citizen makes a pathetic Neckbreaker for 2 damage.
Well that hardly accomplished anything.
Lex Talionis stands behind Neurotypical Citizen and grabs his wrists. Lex Talionis kneels down, plants a knee in Neurotypical Citizen's back and pulls HARD, executing a Bow and Arrow for 3!
Lex Talionis makes EYE FOR AN EYE for 14 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen makes Pumphandle Suplex for 4 damage.
Lex Talionis makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.
Lex Talionis makes Pumphandle Suplex for 8 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen hooks Lex Talionis's arms behind his back and looks to the crowd. Neurotypical Citizen is going to attempt a Tiger Driver and Lex Talionis appears helpless... Neurotypical Citizen lifts him upside-down and drops him head first to the mat for 1!
Lex Talionis delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Neurotypical Citizen's chest for 2! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Neurotypical Citizen throws Lex Talionis toward the ropes with a hard Irish Whip! Neurotypical Citizen tries to leap over Lex Talionis but is caught by surprise with a lightning-fast Clothesline for 7!
Neurotypical Citizen waves his hands in a slightly menacing and vaguely martial arts fashion, then does a sidestep and drives a Thrust Kick into Lex Talionis's face for 9!
Lex Talionis is lying on the ropes trying to catch his breath... OH MY! Neurotypical Citizen grabs the back of Lex Talionis's head and jumps to the arena floor, clotheslining Lex Talionis on the top rope with a sneaky Ring Rope Clothesline Snap for 6!
My town got attacked by hordes of the undead, and this is actually more exciting!
Lex Talionis makes a Shining Wizard for 9 damage.
I think I have his brains on my pants!
Lex Talionis is sent into the ropes... Neurotypical Citizen gets a running start and performs a Drop Kick for 2, sending Lex Talionis back staggering!
With an impressive show of 'roid rage induced strength, Neurotypical Citizen presses Lex Talionis above his head, then performs a Gorilla Press for 4, simply letting Lex Talionis drop right to the ground.
Neurotypical Citizen makes Forearm Smash for 1 damage.
Lex Talionis climbs to the top of the ladder, turns, and does a swan dive! Oh my God! He smacked Neurotypical Citizen with a Diving Headbutt for 11!
Lex Talionis tries to raise the ladder!
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but Neurotypical Citizen stops him!
Neurotypical Citizen charges Lex Talionis and executes a beautiful Spear for 10, nearly impaling him with his shoulder. He went through him like grass through a goose!
Lex Talionis makes a pathetic Knee Breaker for 1 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen laughs in Lex Talionis's face!
Lex Talionis makes Scorpion Deathlock for 2 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen grabs the arm of Lex Talionis and drops it over his shoulder for 4.
I was in a barroom brawl an hour ago, and this is actually more exciting!
In the middle of an exchange of blows Lex Talionis quickly counters, capturing Neurotypical Citizen's arm and driving him to the mat. He traps Neurotypical Citizen's arm between his legs, locks his own hands across Neurotypical Citizen's face, and begins to tug and pull back with all his might for 2! This Crossface is locked in tight!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Gut Buster for 5 damage.
Lex Talionis tries to make a JUSTICE SERVED.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 12 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Neurotypical Citizen makes a Shining Wizard for 1 damage.
I think I have his brains on my pants!
Lex Talionis hooks both arms of Neurotypical Citizen! He brings him to the mat back first for 1!
Neurotypical Citizen charges Lex Talionis and executes a beautiful Spear for 7, nearly impaling him with his shoulder. He went through him like grass through a goose!
Lex Talionis makes a pathetic EXECUTION for 3 damage.
Did I miss something that made that move suck so bad?
Neurotypical Citizen makes a stupendous Northern Lights Suplex/Pin for 9 damage.
Did you see the sweat fly?!
Neurotypical Citizen charges Lex Talionis. Lex Talionis coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Lex Talionis shoves his left arm under Neurotypical Citizen's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 1.
Neurotypical Citizen captures Lex Talionis's leg. Lex Talionis hops about and pleads for mercy, but Neurotypical Citizen grins maliciously and nods his head. Neurotypical Citizen then torques Lex Talionis's ankle and brings him to the ground with a Dragon Leg Screw for 1!
I stared at the sun for WAY to long, and this is actually more exciting!
Neurotypical Citizen charges Lex Talionis and executes a beautiful Spear for 3, nearly impaling him with his shoulder. He went through him like grass through a goose!
Lex Talionis scoops up Neurotypical Citizen and brings him down to the mat with an authoritative Body Slam for 7!
Neurotypical Citizen makes a pathetic Hanging Fallaway Suplex for 1 damage.
Lex Talionis must be impervious!
Neurotypical Citizen tries to raise the ladder!
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but Lex Talionis stops him!
Lex Talionis climbs the ropes as Neurotypical Citizen lies motionless on the mat. Lex Talionis leaps, completing a full flip and a quarter hitting a 450 Splash for 12!
Match over : Lex Talionis sets up the ladder and reaches the suitcase
Lex Talionis Effects
Win ladder +1
Money +793 $
Fame +6
Exp +3
Consciousness damage 82
Vital Life damage 9
Doctor Level 2
Neurotypical Citizen Effects
Lose ladder +1
Money +271 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Consciousness damage 110
Vital Life damage 12
Doctor Level 2
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