ChallengeId 4918354
Title TOURNAMENT MATCH: Neurotypical Citizen(337527) vs Backyard Brawler 3(337528)
AttackerId 337527
DefenderId 337528
Created 2022-05-21 00:03:08
Status Fought
MatchType Table
WinnerId 337527
TOURNAMENT MATCH
AutoHeal: Backyard Brawler 3 uses 69 Ap for healing 138 damage
Backyard Brawler 3 makes Gut Buster for 3 damage.
Backyard Brawler 3 delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Neurotypical Citizen's chest for 2! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Neurotypical Citizen makes a stupendous Surfboard for 8 damage.
Forget anything bad I ever said about this guy!
Backyard Brawler 3 makes a stupendous Shoulder Thrust for 3 damage.
Backyard Brawler 3 charges Neurotypical Citizen. Neurotypical Citizen coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Neurotypical Citizen shoves his left arm under Backyard Brawler 3's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 3.
Neurotypical Citizen grabs Backyard Brawler 3's ankle and locks in a Ankle Lock for 5. Backyard Brawler 3 winces in agony!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Leg Breaker for 5 damage.
Backyard Brawler 3 tries to make a Shoulder Thrust.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 1 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Backyard Brawler 3 tries to make a Chokeslam.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 4 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Wow, I think someone needs to restart my heart!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Fallaway Slam for 7 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen is down... Backyard Brawler 3 climbs the ropes and leaps with his arms out to the side and buries his head into Neurotypical Citizen's chest with a Diving Headbutt for 12!
Backyard Brawler 3 makes German Suplex for 4 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen holds Backyard Brawler 3 in a standing front facelock then falls back, slamming Backyard Brawler 3's head into the mat for 3. I think he tried to bury him with that DDT!
Neurotypical Citizen is setting up the table. He is dragging Backyard Brawler 3 up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But Backyard Brawler 3 breaks it up.
Neurotypical Citizen is down... Backyard Brawler 3 climbs the ropes and leaps with his arms out to the side and buries his head into Neurotypical Citizen's chest with a Diving Headbutt for 2!
Neurotypical Citizen leaps mightily into the air and performs a Drop Kick, connecting right in the middle of Backyard Brawler 3's chest for 1.
Backyard Brawler 3 tries to make a Camel Clutch.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 4 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Backyard Brawler 3 makes Sleeper hold for 5 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen stands behind Backyard Brawler 3 and grabs his wrists. Neurotypical Citizen kneels down, plants a knee in Backyard Brawler 3's back and pulls HARD, executing a Bow and Arrow for 7!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Northern Lights Suplex/Pin for 2 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen makes a pathetic Northern Lights Suplex/Pin for 1 damage.
Well that hardly accomplished anything.
Neurotypical Citizen lifts Backyard Brawler 3 up and brings him crashing down bottom first on his knee. The Atomic Drop hits for a thundering 3! That's his tailbone, ladies and gentlemen!
Neurotypical Citizen is setting up the table. He is dragging Backyard Brawler 3 up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But Backyard Brawler 3 breaks it up.
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Cradle Suplex.
But Backyard Brawler 3 counters for 1 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Surfboard.
But Backyard Brawler 3 counters for 3 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Backyard Brawler 3 tries to make a Power Bomb.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Backyard Brawler 3 quickly takes a step back and snaps his foot out to the side, catching Neurotypical Citizen right on the chin with a Thrust Kick causing 5! I was barely able to see that!
Neurotypical Citizen makes a pathetic Fallaway Slam for 2 damage.
Well that hardly accomplished anything.
Backyard Brawler 3 performs a Stomp for 2. He's stomping on Neurotypical Citizen like a caller at a square dance!
Neurotypical Citizen lifts Backyard Brawler 3 up and brings him crashing down bottom first on his knee. The Atomic Drop hits for a thundering 1! That's his tailbone, ladies and gentlemen!
Backyard Brawler 3 makes Surfboard for 5 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen leaps mightily into the air and performs a Drop Kick, connecting right in the middle of Backyard Brawler 3's chest for 7.
Neurotypical Citizen is setting up the table. He is dragging Backyard Brawler 3 up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But Backyard Brawler 3 breaks it up.
Backyard Brawler 3 makes a Shining Wizard for 9 damage.
I think I have his brains on my pants!
I was in a barroom brawl an hour ago, and this is actually more exciting!
Backyard Brawler 3 grabs Neurotypical Citizen by the throat and slams him down for 1 damage.
Backyard Brawler 3 is setting up the table. He is dragging Neurotypical Citizen up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But Neurotypical Citizen breaks it up.
Neurotypical Citizen winds up with a closed fist and drives it forward right into Backyard Brawler 3's head! A Will Smith Right Hook for 1!
Backyard Brawler 3 tries to make a Bow and Arrow.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 3 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Backyard Brawler 3 tosses Neurotypical Citizen for 6 damage!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Pumphandle Slam for 5 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen squats down over a prone Backyard Brawler 3 and hooks his elbows over his knees. Neurotypical Citizen locks his hands under Backyard Brawler 3's chin, sits, and pulls back with ferocity, inflicting a painful Camel Clutch for 5.
Backyard Brawler 3 delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Neurotypical Citizen's chest for 1! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Backyard Brawler 3 is sent hurtling toward the ropes with an Irish Whip! A waiting and eager Neurotypical Citizen is waiting on his return trip with a hellacious Clothesline for 1!
Backyard Brawler 3 makes Head Lock for 3 damage.
Backyard Brawler 3 wraps his arms around Neurotypical Citizen's waist and lower back and begins to squeeze executing a Bear Hug for 3. Neurotypical Citizen is gasping for air!
My bank I was in was robbed by armed gunmen with assult weapons, and this is actually more exciting!
Neurotypical Citizen charges Backyard Brawler 3. Backyard Brawler 3 coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Backyard Brawler 3 shoves his left arm under Neurotypical Citizen's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 1.
Neurotypical Citizen gets ready. he's setting Backyard Brawler 3 up. Neurotypical Citizen lifts Backyard Brawler 3 up across his shoulders, then applies pressure to Backyard Brawler 3's neck and leg, bending him backwards in an Argentine Back Breaker for 3! He's trying to snap him in half!
Neurotypical Citizen is setting up the table. He is dragging Backyard Brawler 3 up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But Backyard Brawler 3 breaks it up.
Neurotypical Citizen makes Stall Suplex for 4 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen leans prostate in the corner! Backyard Brawler 3 walks over and angrily Stomp's a mudhole right into Neurotypical Citizen's face and chest for 1!
Backyard Brawler 3 grabs the leg of Neurotypical Citizen, rotates arounds and locks in the Figure four leg lock for 1. Will Neurotypical Citizen tap out?
Backyard Brawler 3 leans prostate in the corner! Neurotypical Citizen walks over and angrily Stomp's a mudhole right into Backyard Brawler 3's face and chest for 2!
Neurotypical Citizen grabs Backyard Brawler 3 on each side of the head and sticks his own head under Backyard Brawler 3's chin. Neurotypical Citizen drops sharply to his knees, smashing Backyard Brawler 3's jaw. What a Jaw Breaker for 12!
Neurotypical Citizen smashes Backyard Brawler 3 head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Backyard Brawler 3 is lying on the ropes trying to catch his breath... OH MY! Neurotypical Citizen grabs the back of Backyard Brawler 3's head and jumps to the arena floor, clotheslining Backyard Brawler 3 on the top rope with a sneaky Ring Rope Clothesline Snap for 2!
My house caught fire this morning, and this is actually more exciting!
With an impressive show of 'roid rage induced strength, Neurotypical Citizen presses Backyard Brawler 3 above his head, then performs a Gorilla Press for 2, simply letting Backyard Brawler 3 drop right to the ground.
Neurotypical Citizen makes an extraordinary Northern Lights Suplex/Pin for 7 damage.
Backyard Brawler 3 was thrown around like a dog's chew-toy!
Match over : Neurotypical Citizen smashes the table and wins
Neurotypical Citizen Effects
Win table +1
Money +853 $
Fame +6
Exp +4
Consciousness damage 73
Vital Life damage 8
Doctor Level 2
Backyard Brawler 3 Effects
Lose table +1
Money +345 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -2 Strength
Injury -1 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 116
Vital Life damage 12
Doctor Level 2
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