ChallengeId 4918585
Title TITLE MATCH: M BISON(337555) vs Neurotypical Citizen(337527)
AttackerId 337555
DefenderId 337527
Created 2022-05-23 00:03:03
Status Fought
MatchType LMS
WinnerId 337555
TITLE MATCH
AutoHeal: M BISON uses 45 Ap for healing 90 damage
AutoHeal: Neurotypical Citizen uses 31 Ap for healing 62 damage
M BISON makes an extraordinary Head Lock for 6 damage.
You saw it here folks!
Neurotypical Citizen makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.
M BISON makes an incredible Wristlock for 6 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen lands lifeless on the mat!
Neurotypical Citizen makes an incredible Hanging Fallaway Suplex for 9 damage.
I think I saw his spit land in the audience because of that hit!
M BISON tries to make a Wheel Kick.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 3 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Neurotypical Citizen makes a Shining Wizard for 8 damage.
I think I have his brains on my pants!
M BISON makes an extraordinary Northern Lights Suplex/Pin for 8 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen is left twitching on the mat!
Neurotypical Citizen makes a stupendous Stall Suplex for 14 damage.
Wow, he must only suck every other day!
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Back Breaker.
But M BISON counters for 3 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
M BISON smashes Neurotypical Citizen head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Shoulder Thrust.
But M BISON counters for 1 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
M BISON is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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M BISON makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Neurotypical Citizen waves his hands in a slightly menacing and vaguely martial arts fashion, then does a sidestep and drives a Thrust Kick into M BISON's face for 9!
Neurotypical Citizen makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen makes Kick for 2 damage.
M BISON makes Wheel Kick for 3 damage.
After absorbing some tremendous blows Neurotypical Citizen is left groggy, allowing M BISON to easily slip behind him and lock in an excruciating Cobra Clutch for 6!
Neurotypical Citizen makes a pathetic Pumphandle Slam for 1 damage.
Did I miss something that made that move suck so bad?
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Pumphandle Slam.
But M BISON counters for 3 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Wow, I think someone needs to restart my heart!
M BISON grabs Neurotypical Citizen's arm under his own and steps around behind him. M BISON hooks a leg over Neurotypical Citizen's thigh and tightens his grip, placing Neurotypical Citizen in a painful Abdominal Stretch for 3.
With an impressive show of 'roid rage induced strength, Neurotypical Citizen presses M BISON above his head, then performs a Gorilla Press for 1, simply letting M BISON drop right to the ground.
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Tiger Driver.
But M BISON counters for 3 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
M BISON is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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M BISON makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
M BISON makes Shoulder Block for 2 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen gets ready. he's setting M BISON up. Neurotypical Citizen lifts M BISON up across his shoulders, then applies pressure to M BISON's neck and leg, bending him backwards in an Argentine Back Breaker for 6! He's trying to snap him in half!
Neurotypical Citizen quickly takes a step back and snaps his foot out to the side, catching M BISON right on the chin with a Thrust Kick causing 7! I was barely able to see that!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Head scissors for 2 damage.
M BISON smashes Neurotypical Citizen head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Neurotypical Citizen is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Neurotypical Citizen makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
M BISON makes Wheel Kick for 3 damage.
My bank I was in was robbed by armed gunmen with assult weapons, and this is actually more exciting!
Neurotypical Citizen is down... M BISON grabs his foot and flips over, yanking Neurotypical Citizen's leg with him and forcefully extending his hamstring with a malicious Hamstring pull for 3!
Round and round Neurotypical Citizen goes, I think his fist just broke M BISON's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 1!
M BISON charges Neurotypical Citizen and executes a beautiful PSYCHO CRUSHER for 5, nearly impaling him with his shoulder. He went through him like grass through a goose!
M BISON makes an extraordinary Scorpion Deathlock for 6 damage.
Wow, he must only suck every other day!
Neurotypical Citizen makes a stupendous Shoulder Thrust for 3 damage.
M BISON grabs Neurotypical Citizen's arm under his own and steps around behind him. M BISON hooks a leg over Neurotypical Citizen's thigh and tightens his grip, placing Neurotypical Citizen in a painful Abdominal Stretch for 1.
Neurotypical Citizen makes Shoulder Thrust for 2 damage.
M BISON deftly maneuvers himself behind Neurotypical Citizen and locks him into control with an expertly applied Chicken Wing for 5!
Neurotypical Citizen waves his hands in a slightly menacing and vaguely martial arts fashion, then does a sidestep and drives a Thrust Kick into M BISON's face for 7!
My bank I was in was robbed by armed gunmen with assult weapons, and this is actually more exciting!
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Flying Neckbreaker.
But M BISON counters for 4 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
M BISON grabs Neurotypical Citizen on each side of the head and sticks his own head under Neurotypical Citizen's chin. M BISON drops sharply to his knees, smashing Neurotypical Citizen's jaw. What a TRAILER TEETH for 9!
Neurotypical Citizen is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Neurotypical Citizen makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Northern Lights Suplex/Pin.
But M BISON counters for 2 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Neurotypical Citizen lifts M BISON into a suplex postion and drops M BISON straight on his head with a Brain Buster for 2.
M BISON is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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M BISON makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
M BISON hooks both arms of Neurotypical Citizen! He brings him to the mat back first for 1!
M BISON is lying on the ropes trying to catch his breath... OH MY! Neurotypical Citizen grabs the back of M BISON's head and jumps to the arena floor, clotheslining M BISON on the top rope with a sneaky Ring Rope Clothesline Snap for 3!
M BISON smashes Neurotypical Citizen head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Neurotypical Citizen makes a stupendous Pumphandle Slam for 10 damage.
Forget anything bad I ever said about this guy!
M BISON makes Leg Breaker for 4 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen tenaciously traps M BISON in a head lock and then points straight ahead. The crowd roars as Neurotypical Citizen runs and leaps with M BISON's head in tow! Both wrestlers land on the mat with a crunching thud as Neurotypical Citizen delivers a powerful Bulldog for 8!
These two make everyone else pale in comparison to their talent!
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Heel Kick.
But M BISON counters for 2 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
M BISON makes Northern Lights Suplex/Pin for 4 damage.
M BISON tenaciously traps Neurotypical Citizen in a head lock and then points straight ahead. The crowd roars as M BISON runs and leaps with Neurotypical Citizen's head in tow! Both wrestlers land on the mat with a crunching thud as M BISON delivers a powerful DMD SUCKS for 11!
M BISON performs a Stomp for 1. He's stomping on Neurotypical Citizen like a caller at a square dance!
M BISON grabs Neurotypical Citizen by the throat and slams him down for 6 damage.
This time he is down for good. The Ref Counts:
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Match over : M BISON wins
M BISON Effects
Win LMS +1
Money +1584 $
Fame +8
Exp +5
Injury -1 Strength
Injury -1 Technique
Consciousness damage 100
Vital Life damage 11
Doctor Level 2
Neurotypical Citizen Effects
Lose LMS +1
Money +466 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -2 Submission
Injury -1 Technique
Injury -2 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 118
Vital Life damage 12
Doctor Level 2
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