ChallengeId 4922475
Title Lex Talionis(337281) vs Neurotypical Citizen(337527)
AttackerId 337281
DefenderId 337527
Created 2022-06-18 13:32:54
Status Fought
MatchType Single
WinnerId 337281
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AutoHeal: Lex Talionis uses 26 Ap for healing 52 damage
AutoHeal: Neurotypical Citizen uses 2 Ap for healing 4 damage
After absorbing some tremendous blows Neurotypical Citizen is left groggy, allowing Lex Talionis to easily slip behind him and lock in an excruciating Cobra Clutch for 4!
Neurotypical Citizen slips out of the move.
Neurotypical Citizen makes a Dorothy Mantooth for 2 damage.
He gnawed on him like an animal!
Lex Talionis makes Pumphandle Slam for 3 damage.
Lex Talionis makes Hip toss for 1 damage.
Lex Talionis bends low and grabs Neurotypical Citizen's legs. He lifts him up, then kneels down, one knee driving up in between Neurotypical Citizen's legs in a spine-compressing Atomic Drop for 3 that leaves Neurotypical Citizen hopping up and down. Neurotypical Citizen will be singing soprano after that one!
Lex Talionis and Neurotypical Citizen are staring each other down. OH! Lex Talionis shows Neurotypical Citizen no respect and Slap's him across the face for 1!
Lex Talionis scoops up Neurotypical Citizen and brings him down to the mat with an authoritative Body Slam for 1!
Neurotypical Citizen quickly takes a step back and snaps his foot out to the side, catching Lex Talionis right on the chin with a Thrust Kick causing 2! I was barely able to see that!
Lex Talionis sends Neurotypical Citizen into the ropes... Lex Talionis bends down and lifts Neurotypical Citizen up and over to land hard on his back for 4.
Neurotypical Citizen makes Electric Chair for 6 damage.
Lex Talionis tries to make a Flip-Over Cover.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Lex Talionis makes Spinning punch for 1 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen squeezes the life out of Lex Talionis with a Bear Hug for 3!
The submission fails.
Lex Talionis is lying supine... Neurotypical Citizen capitalizes and grabs Lex Talionis's ankles and hooks them, stepping over into a Boston Crab for a painful 7!
Lex Talionis slips out of the move.
Lex Talionis tries to make a Belly to Belly suplex.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 3 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
In the middle of an exchange of blows Lex Talionis quickly counters, capturing Neurotypical Citizen's arm and driving him to the mat. He traps Neurotypical Citizen's arm between his legs, locks his own hands across Neurotypical Citizen's face, and begins to tug and pull back with all his might for 3! This Crossface is locked in tight!
The submission fails.
Lex Talionis makes a Shining Wizard for 10 damage.
I think I have his brains on my pants!
Lex Talionis makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen hoists Lex Talionis onto his shoulders, setting him up for a Airplane spin drop! He's spinning him right round, baby, right round! Like a record, baby, right round, round round! Lex Talionis gets dropped for 4!
Lex Talionis makes a Bite for 1 damage.
He's chewing on him like his life depended on it!
Lex Talionis squats down over a prone Neurotypical Citizen and hooks his elbows over his knees. Lex Talionis locks his hands under Neurotypical Citizen's chin, sits, and pulls back with ferocity, inflicting a painful Camel Clutch for 7.
The submission fails.
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Neckbreaker.
But Lex Talionis counters for 2 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Lex Talionis tries to make a Missile Dropkick.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 2 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Lex Talionis makes an incredible Elbow drop for 5 damage.
I bet his cage is rattled after that one!
Lex Talionis makes a Shining Wizard for 12 damage.
I think I have his brains on my pants!
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Flying shoulder block.
But Lex Talionis counters for 4 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
My brakes gave out at an intersection last week, and this is actually more exciting!
Lex Talionis tries to make a Corkscrew moonsault.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 8 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Neurotypical Citizen makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.
Lex Talionis makes an incredible Shoulder Block for 7 damage.
Unbelievable!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Sidewalk Slam for 2 damage.
With an impressive show of 'roid rage induced strength, Lex Talionis presses Neurotypical Citizen above his head, then performs a Gorilla Press for 9, simply letting Neurotypical Citizen drop right to the ground.
Lex Talionis makes a stupendous Shoulder Thrust for 3 damage.
Lex Talionis is sent into the ropes... Neurotypical Citizen gets a running start and performs a Drop Kick for 3, sending Lex Talionis back staggering!
Neurotypical Citizen puts Lex Talionis into a pin!
1...
2...
but Lex Talionis kicks out of it!
Lex Talionis gets ready. he's setting Neurotypical Citizen up. Lex Talionis lifts Neurotypical Citizen up across his shoulders, then applies pressure to Neurotypical Citizen's neck and leg, bending him backwards in an Argentine Back Breaker for 2! He's trying to snap him in half!
The submission fails.
Into the ropes goes Lex Talionis... and he's brought down with a Big Boot for 1 from Neurotypical Citizen!
Lex Talionis puts Neurotypical Citizen into a pin!
1...
2...
but Neurotypical Citizen kicks out of it!
I was in a bathroom brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
Lex Talionis makes RETALIATION for 6 damage.
Lex Talionis puts Neurotypical Citizen into a pin!
1...
2...
3...
Match over : Lex Talionis wins by pin
Lex Talionis Effects
Win by pin +1
Money +563 $
Fame +8
Exp +4
Consciousness damage 45
Vital Life damage 5
Doctor Level 2
Neurotypical Citizen Effects
Lose by pin +1
Money +177 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 90
Vital Life damage 10
Doctor Level 2
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