ChallengeId 4923417
Title TOURNAMENT MATCH: Neurotypical Citizen(337527) vs OLD POLICEMAN(337583)
AttackerId 337527
DefenderId 337583
Created 2022-06-24 00:03:03
Status Fought
MatchType Table
WinnerId 337527
TOURNAMENT MATCH
AutoHeal: Neurotypical Citizen uses 20 Ap for healing 40 damage
AutoHeal: OLD POLICEMAN uses 3 Ap for healing 6 damage
Neurotypical Citizen makes a stupendous Front Powerslam for 9 damage.
Wow, he must only suck every other day!
OLD POLICEMAN makes a pathetic STUNNA GUNNA for 5 damage.
My grandmother could have executed that move better!
Neurotypical Citizen grabs the arm of OLD POLICEMAN and drops it over his shoulder for 4.
With Neurotypical Citizen down, now is OLD POLICEMAN's chance to capitalize. OLD POLICEMAN quickly backs into the corner and hops onto the second rope. OLD POLICEMAN leaps off and hits a Second Rope Leg Drop for 3.
Neurotypical Citizen makes an extraordinary Tilt-a-Whirl Slam for 10 damage.
OLD POLICEMAN is gasping for air like a dying fish!
Neurotypical Citizen charges OLD POLICEMAN. OLD POLICEMAN coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. OLD POLICEMAN shoves his left arm under Neurotypical Citizen's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 1.
OLD POLICEMAN tries to make a Corkscrew moonsault.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 7 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
OLD POLICEMAN tries to make a Argentine Back Breaker.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 1 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
OLD POLICEMAN makes a stupendous Kick for 3 damage.
OLD POLICEMAN tries to make a Rolling Senton Splash.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 1 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Pile Driver for 7 damage.
OLD POLICEMAN grabs Neurotypical Citizen around the waist. OLD POLICEMAN suplexes once.... twice.... three times! There it is folks, a Rolling Germans for 11!
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Sleeper hold.
But OLD POLICEMAN counters for 2 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Neurotypical Citizen grabs OLD POLICEMAN by the wrist and ducks underneath it, giving it a good, solid twist and locking in a Arm Bar for 3.
Neurotypical Citizen squeezes the life out of OLD POLICEMAN with a Bear Hug for 5!
Neurotypical Citizen is setting up the table. He is dragging OLD POLICEMAN up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But OLD POLICEMAN breaks it up.
OLD POLICEMAN tries to make a Abdominal Stretch.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 2 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Neurotypical Citizen stand OLD POLICEMAN up... he's getting ready! Neurotypical Citizen takes measure of OLD POLICEMAN, jumps up and slams the top of his foot against the back of OLD POLICEMAN's head hitting a Back Brain Kick for 9!
Neurotypical Citizen is down on the mat behind OLD POLICEMAN. OLD POLICEMAN crouches down then springs back up executing a backflip and landing a splash on Neurotypical Citizen for 7!
OLD POLICEMAN is lying supine... Neurotypical Citizen capitalizes and grabs OLD POLICEMAN's ankles and hooks them, stepping over into a Boston Crab for a painful 2!
In the middle of an exchange of blows OLD POLICEMAN quickly counters, capturing Neurotypical Citizen's arm and driving him to the mat. He traps Neurotypical Citizen's arm between his legs, locks his own hands across Neurotypical Citizen's face, and begins to tug and pull back with all his might for 4! This Crossface is locked in tight!
Neurotypical Citizen sends OLD POLICEMAN into the ropes... Neurotypical Citizen bends down and lifts OLD POLICEMAN up and over to land hard on his back for 6.
Neurotypical Citizen makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen is setting up the table. He is dragging OLD POLICEMAN up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But OLD POLICEMAN breaks it up.
After absorbing some tremendous blows Neurotypical Citizen is left groggy, allowing OLD POLICEMAN to easily slip behind him and lock in an excruciating Cobra Clutch for 1!
My brakes gave out at an intersection last week, and this is actually more exciting!
In the middle of an exchange of blows Neurotypical Citizen quickly counters, capturing OLD POLICEMAN's arm and driving him to the mat. He traps OLD POLICEMAN's arm between his legs, locks his own hands across OLD POLICEMAN's face, and begins to tug and pull back with all his might for 5! This DANIEL SHUDVE TAPPED is locked in tight!
With an impressive show of 'roid rage induced strength, Neurotypical Citizen presses OLD POLICEMAN above his head, then performs a Gorilla Press for 5, simply letting OLD POLICEMAN drop right to the ground.
Neurotypical Citizen lifts OLD POLICEMAN into a suplex postion and drops OLD POLICEMAN straight on his head with a Brain Buster for 3.
OLD POLICEMAN makes Northern Lights Suplex/Pin for 2 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen makes an incredible Face Lock for 4 damage.
OLD POLICEMAN leaps from the top rope towards Neurotypical Citizen, his arm extended. OLD POLICEMAN nearly takes off Neurotypical Citizen's head with a KEEPIN THA PEACE for 1.
Round and round OLD POLICEMAN goes, I think his fist just broke Neurotypical Citizen's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 1!
OLD POLICEMAN is setting up the table. He is dragging Neurotypical Citizen up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But Neurotypical Citizen breaks it up.
Neurotypical Citizen grabs OLD POLICEMAN by the wrist and ducks underneath it, giving it a good, solid twist and locking in a Arm Bar for 7.
Neurotypical Citizen grabs OLD POLICEMAN's arm under his own and steps around behind him. Neurotypical Citizen hooks a leg over OLD POLICEMAN's thigh and tightens his grip, placing OLD POLICEMAN in a painful Abdominal Stretch for 4.
Neurotypical Citizen puts OLD POLICEMAN ontop of the table. This time he is really going for it. He lifts him up..
SLAM! RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE.
Match over : Neurotypical Citizen smashes the table and wins
Neurotypical Citizen Effects
Win table +1
Money +744 $
Fame +6
Exp +3
Consciousness damage 41
Vital Life damage 5
Doctor Level 2
OLD POLICEMAN Effects
Lose table +1
Money +347 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Submission
Injury -1 Technique
Consciousness damage 95
Vital Life damage 10
Doctor Level 2
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