ChallengeId 4923612
Title TOURNAMENT MATCH: Lex Talionis(337281) vs Neurotypical Citizen(337527)
AttackerId 337281
DefenderId 337527
Created 2022-06-26 00:03:05
Status Fought
MatchType Cage
WinnerId 337281
TOURNAMENT MATCH
AutoHeal: Neurotypical Citizen uses 40 Ap for healing 79 damage
Lex Talionis tries to make a Wristlock.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 3 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Lex Talionis charges Neurotypical Citizen and executes a beautiful Spear for 11, nearly impaling him with his shoulder. He went through him like grass through a goose!
Lex Talionis scoops up Neurotypical Citizen and brings him down to the mat with an authoritative Body Slam for 3!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Electric Chair for 4 damage.
Lex Talionis tries to make a Flying Neckbreaker.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 1 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Front Powerslam.
But Lex Talionis counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Lex Talionis makes a Shining Wizard for 2 damage.
I think I have his brains on my pants!
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Vertical Suplex.
But Lex Talionis counters for 4 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Lex Talionis makes a stupendous Hip toss for 2 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Pumphandle Slam.
But Lex Talionis counters for 4 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Lex Talionis summons all of his strength and lifts Neurotypical Citizen high into the air by his throat! Lex Talionis then brings Neurotypical Citizen crashing down to the mat for a devastating Chokeslam for 6!
Lex Talionis is lying supine... Neurotypical Citizen capitalizes and grabs Lex Talionis's ankles and hooks them, stepping over into a Boston Crab for a painful 1!
Lex Talionis makes Whisper in wind for 3 damage.
Lex Talionis tries to make a Chicken Wing.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 4 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Neurotypical Citizen makes an extraordinary Gut Wrench Suplex for 7 damage.
Wow, he must only suck every other day!
Lex Talionis makes Half Nelson for 2 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen makes Kick for 1 damage.
My house caught fire this morning, and this is actually more exciting!
Lex Talionis grabs Neurotypical Citizen's head and falls back, rolling up and hooking Neurotypical Citizen's leg for 1... That's some Small Package!
Lex Talionis tries to get out of the cage!
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but Neurotypical Citizen stops him!
Neurotypical Citizen delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Lex Talionis's chest for 1! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Lex Talionis makes Front Powerslam for 5 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen grabs Lex Talionis by the wrist and ducks underneath it, giving it a good, solid twist and locking in a Arm Bar for 6.
After absorbing some tremendous blows Neurotypical Citizen is left groggy, allowing Lex Talionis to easily slip behind him and lock in an excruciating Cobra Clutch for 6!
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Bow and Arrow.
But Lex Talionis counters for 1 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Lex Talionis makes Scorpion Deathlock for 3 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Bulldog.
But Lex Talionis counters for 3 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Lex Talionis makes Head Lock for 4 damage.
Lex Talionis tries to make a Chop.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 1 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Lex Talionis makes Stall Suplex for 5 damage.
Lex Talionis tries to get out of the cage!
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but Neurotypical Citizen stops him!
Lex Talionis is lying on the ropes trying to catch his breath... OH MY! Neurotypical Citizen grabs the back of Lex Talionis's head and jumps to the arena floor, clotheslining Lex Talionis on the top rope with a sneaky Ring Rope Clothesline Snap for 11!
Lex Talionis smashes Neurotypical Citizen head into the turnbuckle
1!
2!
He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Dorothy Mantooth.
But Lex Talionis counters for 5 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Neurotypical Citizen tries to get out of the cage!
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but Lex Talionis stops him!
Neurotypical Citizen makes an incredible Pumphandle Slam for 9 damage.
Holy crap, I bet they heard that hit all the way in China!
I stared at the sun for WAY to long, and this is actually more exciting!
Lex Talionis makes Scorpion Deathlock for 2 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Flip-Over Cover.
But Lex Talionis counters for 1 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Lex Talionis makes a pathetic Snap Suplex for 1 damage.
Did I miss something that made that move suck so bad?
Neurotypical Citizen stands behind Lex Talionis and grabs his wrists. Neurotypical Citizen kneels down, plants a knee in Lex Talionis's back and pulls HARD, executing a Bow and Arrow for 3!
Lex Talionis hooks both arms of Neurotypical Citizen! He brings him to the mat back first for 1!
Lex Talionis follows Neurotypical Citizen as he runs into the ropes and performs a fancy-looking handspring, smashing the rebounding Neurotypical Citizen in the face with a Handspring Elbow for 7 as he comes back to a vertical base!
Lex Talionis makes Kick for 1 damage.
Lex Talionis tries to get out of the cage!
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but Neurotypical Citizen stops him!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Gut Buster for 5 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen is lying on the ropes trying to catch his breath... OH MY! Lex Talionis grabs the back of Neurotypical Citizen's head and jumps to the arena floor, clotheslining Neurotypical Citizen on the top rope with a sneaky Ring Rope Clothesline Snap for 1!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Leg Breaker for 5 damage.
I was in a nursing home brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
Lex Talionis makes Flying shoulder block for 3 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen squats down over a prone Lex Talionis and hooks his elbows over his knees. Neurotypical Citizen locks his hands under Lex Talionis's chin, sits, and pulls back with ferocity, inflicting a painful Camel Clutch for 5.
Lex Talionis holds Neurotypical Citizen in a standing front facelock then falls back, slamming Neurotypical Citizen's head into the mat for 6. I think he tried to bury him with that DDT!
Lex Talionis is hoisted onto Neurotypical Citizen's shoulders! What's he going to do?!? WHAM! Lex Talionis is brought down onto Neurotypical Citizen's knee for a tremendous Canadian Backbreaker for 5!
Lex Talionis scoops up Neurotypical Citizen and brings him down to the mat with an authoritative Body Slam for 7!
Neurotypical Citizen delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Lex Talionis's chest for 1! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Lex Talionis makes Underhook Suplex for 3 damage.
Lex Talionis tries to get out of the cage!
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but Neurotypical Citizen stops him!
Lex Talionis climbs on the second turnbuckle, and leaps towards Neurotypical Citizen connecting with a 2nd Rope splash for 8!
Lex Talionis maliciously thrusts a finger into Neurotypical Citizen's eye for 1! Even if Neurotypical Citizen had goggles, they probably would have done nothing to protect him from that Eye Gouge!
Lex Talionis makes Gut Buster for 6 damage.
Match over : Lex Talionis survives and climbs out of the cage and wins the match
Lex Talionis Effects
Win cage +1
Money +1404 $
Fame +8
Exp +4
Consciousness damage 73
Vital Life damage 8
Doctor Level 2
Neurotypical Citizen Effects
Lose cage +1
Money +442 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Strength
Injury -2 Submission
Injury -1 Technique
Injury -1 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 120
Vital Life damage 13
Doctor Level 2
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