ChallengeId 4923748
Title TOURNAMENT MATCH: Lex Talionis(337281) vs Neurotypical Citizen(337527)
AttackerId 337281
DefenderId 337527
Created 2022-06-27 00:03:05
Status Fought
MatchType Table
WinnerId 337281
TOURNAMENT MATCH
AutoHeal: Lex Talionis uses 42 Ap for healing 84 damage
AutoHeal: Neurotypical Citizen uses 59 Ap for healing 118 damage
Neurotypical Citizen is helpless on the mat! Lex Talionis positions himself at Neurotypical Citizen's head and pulls him into a sitting position, resting against Lex Talionis's knee. Lex Talionis wraps his arm around his opponent's chin and begins to pull back HARD, executing a tendon-tearing Chin lock for 4!
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Tilt-a-Whirl Backbreaker.
But Lex Talionis counters for 3 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Lex Talionis makes Electric Chair for 3 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Leg Breaker.
But Lex Talionis counters for 3 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a DANIEL SHUDVE TAPPED.
But Lex Talionis counters for 7 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Lex Talionis grabs Neurotypical Citizen by the throat and slams him down for 7 damage.
Lex Talionis makes a pathetic Snap Suplex for 1 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen laughs in Lex Talionis's face!
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Shining Wizard.
But Lex Talionis counters for 3 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Anyone else think Neurotypical Citizen was dumb to accept this match?
Lex Talionis makes Front Powerslam for 4 damage.
Lex Talionis makes EYE FOR AN EYE for 9 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen is down... Lex Talionis grabs his foot and flips over, yanking Neurotypical Citizen's leg with him and forcefully extending his hamstring with a malicious Hamstring pull for 2!
Lex Talionis is setting up the table. He is dragging Neurotypical Citizen up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But Neurotypical Citizen breaks it up.
Neurotypical Citizen stand Lex Talionis up... he's getting ready! Neurotypical Citizen takes measure of Lex Talionis, jumps up and slams the top of his foot against the back of Lex Talionis's head hitting a Back Brain Kick for 1!
Round and round Lex Talionis goes, I think his fist just broke Neurotypical Citizen's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 2!
Lex Talionis tries to make a Hurricanrana.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 1 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Full Nelson Slam for 2 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a German Suplex.
But Lex Talionis counters for 2 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Lex Talionis makes Wheel Kick for 5 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen makes a pathetic Vertical Suplex for 1 damage.
Did I miss something that made that move suck so bad?
Neurotypical Citizen is sent hurtling toward the ropes with an Irish Whip! A waiting and eager Lex Talionis is waiting on his return trip with a hellacious Clothesline for 3!
Lex Talionis is setting up the table. He is dragging Neurotypical Citizen up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But Neurotypical Citizen breaks it up.
Neurotypical Citizen scoops up Lex Talionis and brings him down to the mat with an authoritative Body Slam for 1!
Lex Talionis tries to make a Flying shoulder block.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 3 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Senton Splash for 6 damage.
Lex Talionis presses his body close up against Neurotypical Citizen's back and grabs him around the waist, lifting him up and dropping him in a Back Suplex for 3.
Neurotypical Citizen sneers at the downed Lex Talionis with contempt, then crouches and leaps, executing a Summersault Legdrop for 4!
Lex Talionis makes Half Nelson for 2 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen makes a stupendous Shoulder Thrust for 3 damage.
I was in a bathroom brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
Lex Talionis makes a pathetic Shoulder Block for 1 damage.
My grandmother could have executed that move better!
Lex Talionis grabs Neurotypical Citizen on each side of the head and sticks his own head under Neurotypical Citizen's chin. Lex Talionis drops sharply to his knees, smashing Neurotypical Citizen's jaw. What a Jaw Breaker for 11!
Lex Talionis gets ready. he's setting Neurotypical Citizen up. Lex Talionis lifts Neurotypical Citizen up across his shoulders, then applies pressure to Neurotypical Citizen's neck and leg, bending him backwards in an Argentine Back Breaker for 7! He's trying to snap him in half!
Lex Talionis makes a Shining Wizard for 7 damage.
I think I have his brains on my pants!
Lex Talionis makes a pathetic Elbow drop for 1 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen laughs in Lex Talionis's face!
Neurotypical Citizen presses his body close up against Lex Talionis's back and grabs him around the waist, lifting him up and dropping him in a Back Suplex for 8.
Lex Talionis lifts Neurotypical Citizen into a suplex postion and drops Neurotypical Citizen straight on his head with a Brain Buster for 12.
Lex Talionis is setting up the table. He is dragging Neurotypical Citizen up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But Neurotypical Citizen breaks it up.
Neurotypical Citizen makes an extraordinary Flying shoulder block for 8 damage.
Lex Talionis lands lifeless on the mat!
Lex Talionis rakes the back of Neurotypical Citizen for 1! What does he do, file his nails to make it hurt more?
I was in a bathroom brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
Lex Talionis sits the downed Neurotypical Citizen upright, then clamps a hand on either side of Neurotypical Citizen's head and begins to apply all the pressure he can muster with a painful Head Vice for 3.
With an impressive show of 'roid rage induced strength, Lex Talionis presses Neurotypical Citizen above his head, then performs a Gorilla Press for 9, simply letting Neurotypical Citizen drop right to the ground.
Neurotypical Citizen grabs the leg of Lex Talionis, rotates arounds and locks in the Figure four leg lock for 4. Will Lex Talionis tap out?
Neurotypical Citizen is down... Lex Talionis climbs the ropes and leaps with his arms out to the side and buries his head into Neurotypical Citizen's chest with a Diving Headbutt for 12!
Match over : Lex Talionis smashes the table and wins
Lex Talionis Effects
Win table +1
Money +1123 $
Fame +8
Exp +4
Consciousness damage 42
Vital Life damage 5
Doctor Level 2
Neurotypical Citizen Effects
Lose table +1
Money +354 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -2 Strength
Injury -1 Submission
Injury -2 Aerial
Injury -1 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 127
Vital Life damage 13
Doctor Level 2
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