ChallengeId 4924095
Title TITLE MATCH: Neurotypical Citizen(337527) vs Lex Talionis(337281)
AttackerId 337527
DefenderId 337281
Created 2022-07-01 00:03:05
Status Fought
MatchType Table
WinnerId 337281
TITLE MATCH
AutoHeal: Neurotypical Citizen uses 57 Ap for healing 114 damage
AutoHeal: Lex Talionis uses 42 Ap for healing 84 damage
Neurotypical Citizen scoops up Lex Talionis and brings him down to the mat with an authoritative Body Slam for 1!
Lex Talionis makes a pathetic Shoulder Block for 1 damage.
Did I miss something that made that move suck so bad?
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Achilles Tendon Hold.
But Lex Talionis counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Lex Talionis grabs Neurotypical Citizen's head and falls back, rolling up and hooking Neurotypical Citizen's leg for 1... That's some Small Package!
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Head scissors.
But Lex Talionis counters for 1 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Lex Talionis deftly sidesteps Neurotypical Citizen's attack, moves behind him and locks in a Full Nelson for 3!
Lex Talionis tries to make a Spine Buster.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 1 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Back Slide.
But Lex Talionis counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Lex Talionis executes a tremendous Slap across Neurotypical Citizen's face for 1. Oh dear, that HAD to hurt... or at least annoy the heck out of Neurotypical Citizen...
I was in a bathroom brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
Lex Talionis makes Front Powerslam for 4 damage.
Lex Talionis sits the downed Neurotypical Citizen upright, then clamps a hand on either side of Neurotypical Citizen's head and begins to apply all the pressure he can muster with a painful Head Vice for 2.
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Face Lock.
But Lex Talionis counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Lex Talionis wraps his arms around Neurotypical Citizen, lifts him up and hits a Belly to Belly suplex for 9!
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Sleeper hold.
But Lex Talionis counters for 1 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Lex Talionis makes Fallaway Slam for 6 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen makes a stupendous Forearm Smash for 5 damage.
Lex Talionis makes Elbow drop for 3 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen makes an extraordinary Senton Splash for 8 damage.
Lex Talionis is left twitching on the mat!
Lex Talionis makes Leg Drop for 7 damage.
My brakes gave out at an intersection last week, and this is actually more exciting!
Lex Talionis looks a bit groggy. Neurotypical Citizen waits behind him, then quickly sticks his arms under Lex Talionis's arms and locks his hands behind Lex Talionis's head, cinching in a Full Nelson for 5!
Lex Talionis tries to make a Flying Spin kick.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 6 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Neurotypical Citizen stands behind Lex Talionis and grabs his wrists. Neurotypical Citizen kneels down, plants a knee in Lex Talionis's back and pulls HARD, executing a Bow and Arrow for 6!
Lex Talionis makes Electric Chair for 4 damage.
Lex Talionis is setting up the table. He is dragging Neurotypical Citizen up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But Neurotypical Citizen breaks it up.
Neurotypical Citizen makes Gut Wrench Suplex for 4 damage.
Lex Talionis makes an extraordinary Spine Buster for 8 damage.
You saw it here folks!
With an impressive show of 'roid rage induced strength, Neurotypical Citizen presses Lex Talionis above his head, then performs a Gorilla Press for 4, simply letting Lex Talionis drop right to the ground.
Lex Talionis makes Spine Buster for 4 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen presses his body close up against Lex Talionis's back and grabs him around the waist, lifting him up and dropping him in a Back Suplex for 5.
Lex Talionis suddenly starts gnawing on Neurotypical Citizen's flesh for 1! That can't taste good!
Wow, I think someone needs to restart my heart!
Lex Talionis makes a Shining Wizard for 5 damage.
I think I have his brains on my pants!
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Full Nelson Slam.
But Lex Talionis counters for 1 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Neurotypical Citizen is setting up the table. He is dragging Lex Talionis up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But Lex Talionis breaks it up.
Lex Talionis makes a pathetic Tilt-a-Whirl Backbreaker for 2 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen must be impervious!
Neurotypical Citizen bends low and grabs Lex Talionis's legs. He lifts him up, then kneels down, one knee driving up in between Lex Talionis's legs in a spine-compressing Atomic Drop for 3 that leaves Lex Talionis hopping up and down. Lex Talionis will be singing soprano after that one!
Lex Talionis makes Vertical Suplex for 9 damage.
Lex Talionis tries to make a Superplex.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 3 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Neckbreaker for 3 damage.
Lex Talionis makes Leg Twist for 6 damage.
Lex Talionis is setting up the table. He is dragging Neurotypical Citizen up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But Neurotypical Citizen breaks it up.
Neurotypical Citizen makes Tilt-a-Whirl Backbreaker for 4 damage.
Lex Talionis makes a stupendous Flip-Over Cover for 1 damage.
I stared at the sun for WAY to long, and this is actually more exciting!
Lex Talionis makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.
Lex Talionis makes Front Suplex for 5 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Back Suplex.
But Lex Talionis counters for 3 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Lex Talionis makes a pathetic Flying Spin kick for 1 damage.
My grandmother could have executed that move better!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Sleeper hold for 2 damage.
Lex Talionis makes an extraordinary Wristlock for 7 damage.
I'm glad that's not me in there!
Lex Talionis is setting up the table. He is dragging Neurotypical Citizen up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But Neurotypical Citizen breaks it up.
Neurotypical Citizen catches Lex Talionis's leg under his arm and signals to the crowd. Neurotypical Citizen spins with a flourish and takes down Lex Talionis, nearly tearing his leg from the socket with a Dragon Leg Screw for 1.
Lex Talionis makes an incredible Head Butt for 7 damage.
Wow, he must only suck every other day!
Lex Talionis captures a dazed Neurotypical Citizen into a front face lock and hooks his leg. Neurotypical Citizen is lifted up and over and collides with the mat hard for 1, while Lex Talionis maintains his grip and bridges his back for the pin! What an amazing Cradle Suplex!
These two make everyone else pale in comparison to their talent!
Lex Talionis makes Flying Headscissors Takedown for 5 damage.
Lex Talionis sneers at the downed Neurotypical Citizen with contempt, then crouches and leaps, executing a Summersault Legdrop for 3!
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Back Suplex.
But Lex Talionis counters for 3 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Match over : Lex Talionis smashes the table and wins
Neurotypical Citizen Effects
Lose table +1
Money +358 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Submission
Injury -2 Aerial
Injury -1 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 119
Vital Life damage 12
Doctor Level 2
Lex Talionis Effects
Win table +1
Money +1129 $
Fame +8
Exp +4
Consciousness damage 61
Vital Life damage 7
Doctor Level 2
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