ChallengeId 4926595
Title TOURNAMENT MATCH: Lex Talionis(337281) vs Neurotypical Citizen(337527)
AttackerId 337281
DefenderId 337527
Created 2022-07-20 00:03:05
Status Fought
MatchType Ladder
WinnerId 337281
TOURNAMENT MATCH
AutoHeal: Lex Talionis uses 18 Ap for healing 36 damage
AutoHeal: Neurotypical Citizen uses 56 Ap for healing 112 damage
Lex Talionis grabs the arm of Neurotypical Citizen and drops it over his shoulder for 3.
Lex Talionis deftly maneuvers himself behind Neurotypical Citizen and locks him into control with an expertly applied Chicken Wing for 3!
Lex Talionis lifts Neurotypical Citizen into a suplex postion and drops Neurotypical Citizen straight on his head with a Brain Buster for 1.
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Pile Driver.
But Lex Talionis counters for 2 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Neurotypical Citizen makes a pathetic Northern Lights Suplex/Pin for 1 damage.
Lex Talionis is unfazed!
Lex Talionis tries to make a Back Brain Kick.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Lex Talionis and Neurotypical Citizen are staring each other down. OH! Lex Talionis shows Neurotypical Citizen no respect and Slap's him across the face for 1!
Neurotypical Citizen grabs Lex Talionis by the wrist and ducks underneath it, giving it a good, solid twist and locking in a Arm Bar for 7.
Lex Talionis tries to make a Flying Neckbreaker.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 4 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Neurotypical Citizen leaps from the top rope towards Lex Talionis, his arm extended. Neurotypical Citizen nearly takes off Lex Talionis's head with a Flying Clothesline for 8.
Lex Talionis tries to make a Sunset Flip.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 1 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Neurotypical Citizen grabs the leg of Lex Talionis, rotates arounds and locks in the Figure four leg lock for 5. Will Lex Talionis tap out?
Lex Talionis makes Splash for 3 damage.
Lex Talionis rakes the back of Neurotypical Citizen for 1! What does he do, file his nails to make it hurt more?
Round and round Lex Talionis goes, I think his fist just broke Neurotypical Citizen's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 1!
Neurotypical Citizen makes an incredible Pumphandle Slam for 9 damage.
Wow, he must only suck every other day!
Lex Talionis makes a pathetic Neckbreaker for 1 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen must be impervious!
Lex Talionis makes Elbow drop for 3 damage.
Lex Talionis makes Shoulder Block for 3 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen makes a Shining Wizard for 5 damage.
I think I have his brains on my pants!
Lex Talionis makes Whisper in wind for 7 damage.
Lex Talionis deftly maneuvers himself behind Neurotypical Citizen and locks him into control with an expertly applied Chicken Wing for 1!
Neurotypical Citizen tosses Lex Talionis out of the ring for 1 damage but Lex Talionis gets back in quickly. 1 damage!
Lex Talionis makes Sleeper hold for 5 damage.
Lex Talionis tries to make a 2nd Rope splash.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 2 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
I was in a nursing home brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
Lex Talionis makes Shoulder Block for 4 damage.
Lex Talionis tries to make a Leg Twist.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 2 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Lex Talionis is lifted up and is brought down back first onto Neurotypical Citizen's knee for a devastating Back Breaker, hitting for 2!
Lex Talionis makes RETALIATION for 12 damage.
Lex Talionis is hoisted onto Neurotypical Citizen's shoulders! What's he going to do?!? WHAM! Lex Talionis is brought down onto Neurotypical Citizen's knee for a tremendous Canadian Backbreaker for 2!
Lex Talionis makes Tilt-a-Whirl Backbreaker for 3 damage.
Into the ropes goes Neurotypical Citizen... and he's brought down with a Big Boot for 3 from Lex Talionis!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Elbow drop for 3 damage.
Lex Talionis makes Underhook Suplex for 2 damage.
Lex Talionis tries to raise the ladder!
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but Neurotypical Citizen stops him!
Neurotypical Citizen makes an extraordinary Pumphandle Slam for 9 damage.
Lex Talionis is gasping for air like a dying fish!
Neurotypical Citizen tries to raise the ladder!
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but Lex Talionis stops him!
My town got attacked by hordes of the undead, and this is actually more exciting!
Lex Talionis tries to make a Back Body Drop.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 2 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Neurotypical Citizen stand Lex Talionis up... he's getting ready! Neurotypical Citizen takes measure of Lex Talionis, jumps up and slams the top of his foot against the back of Lex Talionis's head hitting a Back Brain Kick for 4!
Lex Talionis hooks Neurotypical Citizen's arms behind his back and looks to the crowd. Lex Talionis is going to attempt a Tiger Driver and Neurotypical Citizen appears helpless... Lex Talionis lifts him upside-down and drops him head first to the mat for 3!
Lex Talionis presses his body close up against Neurotypical Citizen's back and grabs him around the waist, lifting him up and dropping him in a Back Suplex for 3.
Neurotypical Citizen is sitting up, dazed. Lex Talionis takes advantage and flips over Neurotypical Citizen, grabbing his head in the air and violently snapping it forward with a Neck Snap for 4!
Neurotypical Citizen makes an incredible Pumphandle Slam for 8 damage.
Lex Talionis was thrown around like a dog's chew-toy!
Lex Talionis sneers at the downed Neurotypical Citizen with contempt, then crouches and leaps, executing a Summersault Legdrop for 1!
With an impressive show of 'roid rage induced strength, Neurotypical Citizen presses Lex Talionis above his head, then performs a Gorilla Press for 2, simply letting Lex Talionis drop right to the ground.
Lex Talionis makes an incredible Full Nelson Slam for 9 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen is left twitching on the mat!
Lex Talionis tries to make a Flying Shoulder Breaker.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 1 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Neurotypical Citizen grabs Lex Talionis by the wrist and ducks underneath it, giving it a good, solid twist and locking in a Arm Bar for 5.
My wife gave birth yesterday, and this is actually more exciting!
Lex Talionis makes Face Lock for 3 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen makes a stupendous Pumphandle Slam for 10 damage.
Did you see the sweat fly?!
Lex Talionis makes Forearm Smash for 2 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen makes Forearm Smash for 2 damage.
Lex Talionis makes German Suplex for 4 damage.
Lex Talionis tries to make a Elbow drop.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 3 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Lex Talionis tries to raise the ladder!
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but Neurotypical Citizen stops him!
Neurotypical Citizen is on the mat... Lex Talionis executes a Low Blow Leg Drop for 4! I hope Neurotypical Citizen wasn't planning on having kids!
Lex Talionis has Neurotypical Citizen stunned... What he doing? He's climbing the ropes... he leaps with his hands locked together, hitting Neurotypical Citizen on the head with a Top Rope Axe Handle for 1!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Fallaway Slam for 3 damage.
I was in a bathroom brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
Neurotypical Citizen is down... Lex Talionis grabs his foot and flips over, yanking Neurotypical Citizen's leg with him and forcefully extending his hamstring with a malicious Hamstring pull for 6!
Neurotypical Citizen hooks both arms of Lex Talionis! He brings him to the mat back first for 1!
Lex Talionis makes Gut Wrench Suplex for 2 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen hooks Lex Talionis's arms behind his back and looks to the crowd. Neurotypical Citizen is going to attempt a Tiger Driver and Lex Talionis appears helpless... Neurotypical Citizen lifts him upside-down and drops him head first to the mat for 3!
Lex Talionis smashes Neurotypical Citizen head into the turnbuckle
1!
2!
He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Neckbreaker for 3 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen tries to raise the ladder!
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but Lex Talionis stops him!
Lex Talionis makes a stupendous Kick for 3 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen makes Kick for 2 damage.
Lex Talionis grabs the leg of Neurotypical Citizen, rotates arounds and locks in the Figure four leg lock for 3. Will Neurotypical Citizen tap out?
Lex Talionis tries to raise the ladder!
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but Neurotypical Citizen stops him!
Neurotypical Citizen charges Lex Talionis and executes a beautiful Spear for 8, nearly impaling him with his shoulder. He went through him like grass through a goose!
I was mugged yesterday, and this is actually more exciting!
Lex Talionis wraps his arms around Neurotypical Citizen, lifts him up and hits a Belly to Belly suplex for 4!
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Neckbreaker.
But Lex Talionis counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Lex Talionis lifts Neurotypical Citizen into a suplex postion and drops Neurotypical Citizen straight on his head with a Brain Buster for 2.
In the middle of an exchange of blows Lex Talionis quickly counters, capturing Neurotypical Citizen's arm and driving him to the mat. He traps Neurotypical Citizen's arm between his legs, locks his own hands across Neurotypical Citizen's face, and begins to tug and pull back with all his might for 7! This Crossface is locked in tight!
Match over : Lex Talionis sets up the ladder and reaches the suitcase
Lex Talionis Effects
Win ladder +1
Money +775 $
Fame +6
Exp +4
Injury -1 Technique
Injury -1 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 119
Vital Life damage 12
Doctor Level 2
Neurotypical Citizen Effects
Lose ladder +1
Money +255 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -2 Strength
Injury -2 Technique
Injury -2 Aerial
Consciousness damage 122
Vital Life damage 13
Doctor Level 2
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