ChallengeId 4928460
Title TOURNAMENT MATCH: OLD POLICEMAN(337583) vs M BISON(337555)
AttackerId 337583
DefenderId 337555
Created 2022-08-08 00:03:03
Status Fought
MatchType Table
WinnerId 337583
TOURNAMENT MATCH
AutoHeal: M BISON uses 5 Ap for healing 10 damage
OLD POLICEMAN makes a pathetic Top-rope splash for 2 damage.
Well that hardly accomplished anything.
M BISON charges OLD POLICEMAN. OLD POLICEMAN coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. OLD POLICEMAN shoves his left arm under M BISON's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 1.
OLD POLICEMAN makes a pathetic Head Lock for 1 damage.
M BISON laughs in OLD POLICEMAN's face!
M BISON tries to make a Chicken Wing.
But OLD POLICEMAN counters for 2 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
OLD POLICEMAN makes Head scissors for 3 damage.
M BISON smashes OLD POLICEMAN head into the turnbuckle
1!
2!
He's stumbling around like a drunk!
M BISON is down on the mat behind OLD POLICEMAN. OLD POLICEMAN crouches down then springs back up executing a backflip and landing a splash on M BISON for 4!
M BISON makes a pathetic Leg Breaker for 1 damage.
My grandmother could have executed that move better!
M BISON makes Wheel Kick for 3 damage.
M BISON charges OLD POLICEMAN. OLD POLICEMAN coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. OLD POLICEMAN shoves his left arm under M BISON's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 1.
My brakes gave out at an intersection last week, and this is actually more exciting!
M BISON makes a pathetic Leg Breaker for 1 damage.
M BISON is really sucking tonight.
OLD POLICEMAN makes Kick for 1 damage.
After absorbing some tremendous blows OLD POLICEMAN is left groggy, allowing M BISON to easily slip behind him and lock in an excruciating Cobra Clutch for 4!
M BISON advances upon OLD POLICEMAN and pushes him off balance, skillfully ending the exchange and sending OLD POLICEMAN to the floor with a Back Heel Trip for 1!
OLD POLICEMAN grabs M BISON's head and falls back, rolling up and hooking M BISON's leg for 1... That's some Small Package!
M BISON makes a Shining Wizard for 9 damage.
I think I have his brains on my pants!
M BISON is lying on the ropes trying to catch his breath... OH MY! OLD POLICEMAN grabs the back of M BISON's head and jumps to the arena floor, clotheslining M BISON on the top rope with a sneaky Ring Rope Clothesline Snap for 12!
OLD POLICEMAN climbs to the second rope and waits for M BISON to regain a vertical base. OLD POLICEMAN leaps over M BISON, grabbing his head and landing heavily, transferring the shock into a Flying Neckbreaker for 13!
M BISON is down... OLD POLICEMAN climbs the ropes and leaps with his arms out to the side and buries his head into M BISON's chest with a Diving Headbutt for 8!
OLD POLICEMAN tries to make a Rolling Germans.
But M BISON counters for 1 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
My bank I was in was robbed by armed gunmen with assult weapons, and this is actually more exciting!
M BISON grabs the leg of OLD POLICEMAN, rotates arounds and locks in the Figure four leg lock for 2. Will OLD POLICEMAN tap out?
M BISON is down... OLD POLICEMAN climbs the ropes and leaps with his arms out to the side and buries his head into M BISON's chest with a Diving Headbutt for 1!
OLD POLICEMAN tries to make a 450 Splash.
But M BISON counters for 3 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
M BISON makes a pathetic Sleeper hold for 1 damage.
Well that hardly accomplished anything.
M BISON tries to make a Gut Buster.
But OLD POLICEMAN counters for 5 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
OLD POLICEMAN performs a backflip off the top rope and does a MRS OFFICER for 29, causing M BISON to writhe in pain on the mat! You'd be in pain, too, if you just had your moon salted!
OLD POLICEMAN throws M BISON toward the ropes with a hard Irish Whip! OLD POLICEMAN tries to leap over M BISON but is caught by surprise with a lightning-fast Clothesline for 7!
OLD POLICEMAN is lying on the ropes trying to catch his breath... OH MY! M BISON grabs the back of OLD POLICEMAN's head and jumps to the arena floor, clotheslining OLD POLICEMAN on the top rope with a sneaky Ring Rope Clothesline Snap for 1!
M BISON is setting up the table. He is dragging OLD POLICEMAN up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But OLD POLICEMAN breaks it up.
M BISON makes a Shining Wizard for 9 damage.
I think I have his brains on my pants!
OLD POLICEMAN makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.
I was mugged yesterday, and this is actually more exciting!
M BISON is out cold on his feet! OLD POLICEMAN takes advantage and charges at his opponent, bringing M BISON down with an amazing Clothesline for 3!
M BISON maliciously thrusts a finger into OLD POLICEMAN's eye for 2! Even if OLD POLICEMAN had goggles, they probably would have done nothing to protect him from that INSANO STRIKE!
M BISON grabs OLD POLICEMAN on each side of the head and sticks his own head under OLD POLICEMAN's chin. M BISON drops sharply to his knees, smashing OLD POLICEMAN's jaw. What a TRAILER TEETH for 7!
M BISON squeezes the life out of OLD POLICEMAN with a Bear Hug for 9!
OLD POLICEMAN quickly leaps onto the second rope of the ring and catapults himself backwards toward M BISON!
5 damage
M BISON tries to make a Drop Kick.
But OLD POLICEMAN counters for 2 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
M BISON makes a pathetic German Suplex for 1 damage.
My grandmother could have executed that move better!
OLD POLICEMAN stands behind M BISON and grabs his wrists. OLD POLICEMAN kneels down, plants a knee in M BISON's back and pulls HARD, executing a Bow and Arrow for 5!
OLD POLICEMAN is setting up the table. He is dragging M BISON up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But M BISON breaks it up.
M BISON squats down over a prone OLD POLICEMAN and hooks his elbows over his knees. M BISON locks his hands under OLD POLICEMAN's chin, sits, and pulls back with ferocity, inflicting a painful Camel Clutch for 2.
OLD POLICEMAN charges M BISON and executes a beautiful Spear for 4, nearly impaling him with his shoulder. He went through him like grass through a goose!
M BISON grabs OLD POLICEMAN around the waist. M BISON suplexes once.... twice.... three times! There it is folks, a Rolling Germans for 2!
Wow, I think someone needs to restart my heart!
OLD POLICEMAN squats down over a prone M BISON and hooks his elbows over his knees. OLD POLICEMAN locks his hands under M BISON's chin, sits, and pulls back with ferocity, inflicting a painful Camel Clutch for 2.
M BISON grabs OLD POLICEMAN's feet and spreads his legs apart, looking to the crowd. OLD POLICEMAN is waving his hands and pleading for mercy, knowing what is coming. Feeling sufficiently goaded, M BISON cruelly lifts a leg and drops it right into OLD POLICEMAN's crotch, landing a Low Blow Leg Drop for 1!
M BISON is setting up the table. He is dragging OLD POLICEMAN up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But OLD POLICEMAN breaks it up.
OLD POLICEMAN makes a stupendous Shoulder Thrust for 3 damage.
OLD POLICEMAN balls his fist and hits M BISON right in the gut, making a Punch for 2.
M BISON holds OLD POLICEMAN in a standing front facelock then falls back, slamming OLD POLICEMAN's head into the mat for 27. I think he tried to bury him with that BISON EFFECT!
OLD POLICEMAN leaps from the top rope towards M BISON, his arm extended. OLD POLICEMAN nearly takes off M BISON's head with a KEEPIN THA PEACE for 2.
M BISON stands behind OLD POLICEMAN and grabs his wrists. M BISON kneels down, plants a knee in OLD POLICEMAN's back and pulls HARD, executing a Bow and Arrow for 3!
OLD POLICEMAN makes a stupendous Flying Spin kick for 11 damage.
I think I saw his spit land in the audience because of that hit!
Match over : OLD POLICEMAN smashes the table and wins
OLD POLICEMAN Effects
Win table +1
Money +755 $
Fame +10
Exp +5
Consciousness damage 98
Vital Life damage 10
Doctor Level 2
M BISON Effects
Lose table +1
Money +187 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 124
Vital Life damage 13
Doctor Level 2
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