ChallengeId 4928586
Title TITLE MATCH: Neurotypical Citizen(337527) vs Lex Talionis(337281)
AttackerId 337527
DefenderId 337281
Created 2022-08-09 00:03:04
Status Fought
MatchType Cage
WinnerId 337281
TITLE MATCH
AutoHeal: Neurotypical Citizen uses 23 Ap for healing 46 damage
AutoHeal: Lex Talionis uses 61 Ap for healing 121 damage
Neurotypical Citizen thrusts Lex Talionis's head between his legs! I don't like where this is going... Lex Talionis is lifted into the air and is brought down with a thundering Power Bomb for 6!
Lex Talionis makes a pathetic Splash for 1 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen is unfazed!
Lex Talionis tries to make a Jaw Breaker.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 4 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Neurotypical Citizen breaks Lex Talionis's momentum with a Knee to Gut for 1.
Neurotypical Citizen makes a Slap for 1 damage.
Smacked him like a hoe! He must be sending a message!
Lex Talionis quickly takes a step back and snaps his foot out to the side, catching Neurotypical Citizen right on the chin with a Thrust Kick causing 1! I was barely able to see that!
Lex Talionis tries to make a Arm Breaker.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 3 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Face Lock for 1 damage.
Lex Talionis tries to make a Vertical Suplex.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 3 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Argentine Back Breaker.
But Lex Talionis counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Lex Talionis makes a pathetic Leg Twist for 1 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen is unfazed!
Lex Talionis makes an incredible Elbow drop for 5 damage.
I bet his cage is rattled after that one!
Neurotypical Citizen is lying on the ropes trying to catch his breath... OH MY! Lex Talionis grabs the back of Neurotypical Citizen's head and jumps to the arena floor, clotheslining Neurotypical Citizen on the top rope with a sneaky Ring Rope Clothesline Snap for 10!
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Wristlock.
But Lex Talionis counters for 2 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Lex Talionis makes an extraordinary Leg Drop for 8 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen is left twitching on the mat!
Neurotypical Citizen wraps his arms around Lex Talionis's waist and lower back and begins to squeeze executing a Bear Hug for 6. Lex Talionis is gasping for air!
In the middle of an exchange of blows Lex Talionis quickly counters, capturing Neurotypical Citizen's arm and driving him to the mat. He traps Neurotypical Citizen's arm between his legs, locks his own hands across Neurotypical Citizen's face, and begins to tug and pull back with all his might for 1! This Crossface is locked in tight!
Neurotypical Citizen makes an incredible Northern Lights Suplex/Pin for 8 damage.
Lex Talionis is gasping for air like a dying fish!
Lex Talionis holds Neurotypical Citizen in a standing front facelock then falls back, slamming Neurotypical Citizen's head into the mat for 2. I think he tried to bury him with that DDT!
Lex Talionis makes EXECUTION for 11 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen is climbing the cage... he's going to make it! He's - he's turning around on top of the cage? Holy smokes! Neurotypical Citizen is going for it! WHAM! Lex Talionis takes 1 from a Diving Headbutt off the top of the steel cage... incredible!
Lex Talionis charges Neurotypical Citizen and executes a beautiful Spear for 9, nearly impaling him with his shoulder. He went through him like grass through a goose!
I was in a bathroom brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
The referee moves in to make sure that Neurotypical Citizen is performing a legal Choke! 1!
Lex Talionis makes Head Butt for 2 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen makes an extraordinary Forearm Smash for 4 damage.
Lex Talionis deftly maneuvers himself behind Neurotypical Citizen and locks him into control with an expertly applied Chicken Wing for 1!
Lex Talionis catches Neurotypical Citizen's leg under his arm and signals to the crowd. Lex Talionis spins with a flourish and takes down Neurotypical Citizen, nearly tearing his leg from the socket with a Dragon Leg Screw for 1.
Neurotypical Citizen makes Splash for 2 damage.
Lex Talionis smashes Neurotypical Citizen head into the turnbuckle
1!
2!
He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Neurotypical Citizen grabs Lex Talionis by the wrist and ducks underneath it, giving it a good, solid twist and locking in a Arm Bar for 2.
Lex Talionis catches Neurotypical Citizen off guard and goes for a quick win! He puts him into a Compactor for 1 and the ref begins the count!
Neurotypical Citizen makes a stupendous Shoulder Block for 8 damage.
You saw it here folks!
Lex Talionis makes Heel Kick for 3 damage.
My town got attacked by hordes of the undead, and this is actually more exciting!
Neurotypical Citizen makes a Shining Wizard for 12 damage.
I think I have his brains on my pants!
Lex Talionis makes an incredible Front Powerslam for 8 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen is left twitching on the mat!
Lex Talionis tries to make a Elbow drop.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 3 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Head Lock for 5 damage.
Lex Talionis makes Fallaway Slam for 3 damage.
Lex Talionis tries to get out of the cage!
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but Neurotypical Citizen stops him!
Lex Talionis is sitting up, dazed. Neurotypical Citizen takes advantage and flips over Lex Talionis, grabbing his head in the air and violently snapping it forward with a Neck Snap for 6!
Neurotypical Citizen tries to get out of the cage!
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but Lex Talionis stops him!
Lex Talionis deftly maneuvers himself behind Neurotypical Citizen and locks him into control with an expertly applied Chicken Wing for 5!
Lex Talionis tries to make a Flying Spin kick.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 1 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Leg Drop for 2 damage.
With an impressive show of 'roid rage induced strength, Lex Talionis presses Neurotypical Citizen above his head, then performs a Gorilla Press for 7, simply letting Neurotypical Citizen drop right to the ground.
My brakes gave out at an intersection last week, and this is actually more exciting!
Round and round Neurotypical Citizen goes, I think his fist just broke Lex Talionis's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 3!
Neurotypical Citizen is lifted up and is brought down back first onto Lex Talionis's knee for a devastating Back Breaker, hitting for 1!
Lex Talionis makes Leg Drop for 3 damage.
Lex Talionis tries to get out of the cage!
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but Neurotypical Citizen stops him!
Lex Talionis tries to make a Canadian Backbreaker.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 1 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Lex Talionis makes an incredible Flying Shoulder Breaker for 4 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen makes an extraordinary Wristlock for 6 damage.
Lex Talionis lands lifeless on the mat!
Lex Talionis tries to make a Knee to Gut.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 1 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Neurotypical Citizen is hoisted onto Lex Talionis's shoulders! What's he going to do?!? WHAM! Neurotypical Citizen is brought down onto Lex Talionis's knee for a tremendous Canadian Backbreaker for 9!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Snake Eyes for 2 damage.
Lex Talionis makes a pathetic EYE FOR AN EYE for 3 damage.
Did I miss something that made that move suck so bad?
My wife gave birth yesterday, and this is actually more exciting!
Lex Talionis tries to make a Corkscrew moonsault.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 4 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Lex Talionis makes Elbow drop for 4 damage.
Lex Talionis makes Scorpion Deathlock for 6 damage.
Lex Talionis tries to get out of the cage!
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but Neurotypical Citizen stops him!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Spine Buster for 2 damage.
Lex Talionis makes a pathetic EYE FOR AN EYE for 1 damage.
My grandmother could have executed that move better!
Neurotypical Citizen grabs Lex Talionis on each side of the head and sticks his own head under Lex Talionis's chin. Neurotypical Citizen drops sharply to his knees, smashing Lex Talionis's jaw. What a Jaw Breaker for 9!
Neurotypical Citizen tries to get out of the cage!
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but Lex Talionis stops him!
Lex Talionis makes Flying Spin kick for 4 damage.
Lex Talionis squats down over a prone Neurotypical Citizen and hooks his elbows over his knees. Lex Talionis locks his hands under Neurotypical Citizen's chin, sits, and pulls back with ferocity, inflicting a painful Camel Clutch for 1.
Lex Talionis makes Senton Splash for 7 damage.
Match over : Lex Talionis survives and climbs out of the cage and wins the match
Neurotypical Citizen Effects
Lose cage +1
Money +374 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -2 Submission
Injury -1 Technique
Injury -1 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 127
Vital Life damage 13
Doctor Level 2
Lex Talionis Effects
Win cage +1
Money +1154 $
Fame +6
Exp +4
Injury -1 Submission
Consciousness damage 108
Vital Life damage 11
Doctor Level 2
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