ChallengeId 4957389
Title TOURNAMENT MATCH: Neurotypical Citizen(337527) vs Lucky Lou Lamont(337665)
AttackerId 337527
DefenderId 337665
Created 2023-04-24 00:03:05
Status Fought
MatchType Cage
WinnerId 337665
TOURNAMENT MATCH
AutoHeal: Neurotypical Citizen uses 2 Ap for healing 4 damage
Neurotypical Citizen makes a stupendous Surfboard for 8 damage.
Lucky Lou Lamont lands lifeless on the mat!
Lucky Lou Lamont holds Neurotypical Citizen in a standing front facelock then falls back, slamming Neurotypical Citizen's head into the mat for 9. I think he tried to bury him with that DDT!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Northern Lights Suplex/Pin for 2 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Diving Headbutt.
But Lucky Lou Lamont counters for 2 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Lucky Lou Lamont yanks Neurotypical Citizen to the mat with a Hair Pull for 1! This should be illegal... it must be a Greco-Roman hair pull!
Neurotypical Citizen sits the downed Lucky Lou Lamont upright, then clamps a hand on either side of Lucky Lou Lamont's head and begins to apply all the pressure he can muster with a painful Head Vice for 3.
Lucky Lou Lamont makes a pathetic Elbow drop for 1 damage.
My grandmother could have executed that move better!
Lucky Lou Lamont is lifted up and is brought down back first onto Neurotypical Citizen's knee for a devastating Back Breaker, hitting for 5!
Lucky Lou Lamont sneers at the downed Neurotypical Citizen with contempt, then crouches and leaps, executing a Summersault Legdrop for 6!
Neurotypical Citizen bends his arm up next to his head, slaps his elbow twice, then drives it down on the forehead of Lucky Lou Lamont for 2! He sure know how to make a Elbow Smash hurt!
Lucky Lou Lamont makes Fallaway Slam for 3 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen arrogantly sets up Lucky Lou Lamont in a standing headscissors and takes his time to survey the crowd's reaction. He then leans forward and mightily flips and heaves Lucky Lou Lamont onto his shoulder and finally raises him high into the air with arms outstretched. After a slight pause, Neurotypical Citizen hatefully spikes Lucky Lou Lamont into the mat with a Crucifix Powerbomb for a bone-crunching 9!
Lucky Lou Lamont makes Front Suplex for 6 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Heel Kick.
But Lucky Lou Lamont counters for 1 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Lucky Lou Lamont makes Northern Lights Suplex/Pin for 2 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen makes Wheel Kick for 4 damage.
Lucky Lou Lamont makes Half Nelson for 2 damage.
I was mugged yesterday, and this is actually more exciting!
Lucky Lou Lamont makes Spinning punch for 1 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Vertical Suplex.
But Lucky Lou Lamont counters for 5 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Lucky Lou Lamont delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Neurotypical Citizen's chest for 1! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Leg Drop for 3 damage.
Lucky Lou Lamont makes Head scissors for 4 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen smashes Lucky Lou Lamont head into the turnbuckle
1!
2!
He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Lucky Lou Lamont tries to make a Knee Breaker.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 2 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Lucky Lou Lamont hoists Neurotypical Citizen onto his shoulders, setting him up for a Airplane spin drop! He's spinning him right round, baby, right round! Like a record, baby, right round, round round! Neurotypical Citizen gets dropped for 1!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Elbow drop for 2 damage.
These two make everyone else pale in comparison to their talent!
Neurotypical Citizen makes a pathetic Head Butt for 1 damage.
Lucky Lou Lamont is unfazed!
Neurotypical Citizen tries to get out of the cage!
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but Lucky Lou Lamont stops him!
Neurotypical Citizen throws Lucky Lou Lamont toward the ropes with a hard Irish Whip! Neurotypical Citizen tries to leap over Lucky Lou Lamont but is caught by surprise with a lightning-fast Lamont Lament for 8!
Lucky Lou Lamont tries to get out of the cage!
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but Neurotypical Citizen stops him!
Neurotypical Citizen breaks Lucky Lou Lamont's momentum with a Knee to Gut for 1.
Lucky Lou Lamont makes FOUR LEAF CLOVER for 15 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Summersault Legdrop.
But Lucky Lou Lamont counters for 4 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Neurotypical Citizen sends Lucky Lou Lamont into the ropes... Neurotypical Citizen bends down and lifts Lucky Lou Lamont up and over to land hard on his back for 3.
Neurotypical Citizen makes Head scissors for 3 damage.
Lucky Lou Lamont makes Head Lock for 2 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Lucky Lou Lamont's chest for 1! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Lucky Lou Lamont makes Drop toe hold for 1 damage.
My town got attacked by hordes of the undead, and this is actually more exciting!
Neurotypical Citizen deftly maneuvers himself behind Lucky Lou Lamont and locks him into control with an expertly applied Chicken Wing for 4!
Neurotypical Citizen tries to get out of the cage!
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but Lucky Lou Lamont stops him!
Neurotypical Citizen makes a pathetic Hanging Fallaway Suplex for 1 damage.
My grandmother could have executed that move better!
Lucky Lou Lamont makes a pathetic FOUR LEAF CLOVER for 3 damage.
Lucky Lou Lamont is really sucking tonight.
Neurotypical Citizen makes a stupendous Shoulder Thrust for 3 damage.
Lucky Lou Lamont makes Full Nelson Slam for 6 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen makes a stupendous Snap Suplex for 6 damage.
Lucky Lou Lamont is gasping for air like a dying fish!
Lucky Lou Lamont stands behind Neurotypical Citizen and grabs his wrists. Lucky Lou Lamont kneels down, plants a knee in Neurotypical Citizen's back and pulls HARD, executing a Bow and Arrow for 3!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Knee Breaker for 2 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Pumphandle Slam.
But Lucky Lou Lamont counters for 1 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Neurotypical Citizen makes a stupendous Snap Suplex for 6 damage.
Lucky Lou Lamont lands lifeless on the mat!
Lucky Lou Lamont summons all of his strength and lifts Neurotypical Citizen high into the air by his throat! Lucky Lou Lamont then brings Neurotypical Citizen crashing down to the mat for a devastating Chokeslam for 8!
My town got attacked by hordes of the undead, and this is actually more exciting!
Neurotypical Citizen is on the top rope and flies through the air, landing the Flying Elbow Drop for 8. Neurotypical Citizen just drove his elbow right into the chest of Lucky Lou Lamont!
Neurotypical Citizen makes an incredible Splash for 6 damage.
You saw it here folks!
Lucky Lou Lamont presses his body close up against Neurotypical Citizen's back and grabs him around the waist, lifting him up and dropping him in a Back Suplex for 8.
Into the ropes goes Lucky Lou Lamont... and he's brought down with a Big Boot for 3 from Neurotypical Citizen!
Neurotypical Citizen tries to get out of the cage!
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but Lucky Lou Lamont stops him!
Lucky Lou Lamont performs a Stomp for 1. He's stomping on Neurotypical Citizen like a caller at a square dance!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Pumphandle Slam for 4 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen hooks Lucky Lou Lamont's arms behind his back and looks to the crowd. Neurotypical Citizen is going to attempt a Tiger Driver and Lucky Lou Lamont appears helpless... Neurotypical Citizen lifts him upside-down and drops him head first to the mat for 9!
Lucky Lou Lamont makes Gut Buster for 6 damage.
Lucky Lou Lamont tries to get out of the cage!
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but Neurotypical Citizen stops him!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Monkey Flip for 1 damage.
Lucky Lou Lamont suddenly starts gnawing on Neurotypical Citizen's flesh for 1! That can't taste good!
My bank I was in was robbed by armed gunmen with assult weapons, and this is actually more exciting!
Lucky Lou Lamont makes a pathetic Neckbreaker for 2 damage.
Lucky Lou Lamont is really sucking tonight.
Neurotypical Citizen grabs Lucky Lou Lamont's feet and spreads his legs apart, looking to the crowd. Lucky Lou Lamont is waving his hands and pleading for mercy, knowing what is coming. Feeling sufficiently goaded, Neurotypical Citizen cruelly lifts a leg and drops it right into Lucky Lou Lamont's crotch, landing a Low Blow Leg Drop for 6!
Neurotypical Citizen makes a stupendous Flying shoulder block for 11 damage.
Lucky Lou Lamont is gasping for air like a dying fish!
Lucky Lou Lamont makes Flying shoulder block for 8 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen makes an extraordinary Forearm Smash for 4 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen is lying supine... Lucky Lou Lamont capitalizes and grabs Neurotypical Citizen's ankles and hooks them, stepping over into a Boston Crab for a painful 5!
Match over : Lucky Lou Lamont survives and climbs out of the cage and wins the match
Neurotypical Citizen Effects
Lose cage +1
Money +256 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Technique
Consciousness damage 127
Vital Life damage 13
Doctor Level 2
Lucky Lou Lamont Effects
Win cage +1
Money +594 $
Fame +6
Exp +5
Injury -1 Strength
Injury -1 Technique
Consciousness damage 124
Vital Life damage 13
Doctor Level 2
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