ChallengeId 4968751
Title TOURNAMENT MATCH: Neurotypical Citizen(337527) vs Dirty Dave(337557)
AttackerId 337527
DefenderId 337557
Created 2023-08-15 00:03:04
Status Fought
MatchType Cage
WinnerId 337557
TOURNAMENT MATCH
AutoHeal: Neurotypical Citizen uses 65 Ap for healing 130 damage
AutoHeal: Dirty Dave uses 32 Ap for healing 64 damage
Neurotypical Citizen smashes Dirty Dave head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Dirty Dave makes a pathetic German Suplex for 1 damage.
My grandmother could have executed that move better!
Dirty Dave makes DIRTY BOOT for 10 damage.
Dirty Dave makes an extraordinary Gut Buster for 9 damage.
Unbelievable!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Leg Drop for 5 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen makes a stupendous Forearm Smash for 5 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen makes Spinning punch for 1 damage.
Dirty Dave sends Neurotypical Citizen into the ropes... Dirty Dave bends down and lifts Neurotypical Citizen up and over to land hard on his back for 2.
Dirty Dave makes a Shining Wizard for 9 damage.
I think I have his brains on my pants!
Neurotypical Citizen sends Dirty Dave into the ropes... Neurotypical Citizen bends down and lifts Dirty Dave up and over to land hard on his back for 1.
Dirty Dave charges Neurotypical Citizen. Neurotypical Citizen coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Neurotypical Citizen shoves his left arm under Dirty Dave's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 3.
Dirty Dave smashes Neurotypical Citizen head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Neurotypical Citizen maliciously thrusts a finger into Dirty Dave's eye for 1! Even if Dirty Dave had goggles, they probably would have done nothing to protect him from that Eye Gouge!
Dirty Dave hoists Neurotypical Citizen onto his shoulders, setting him up for a Airplane spin drop! He's spinning him right round, baby, right round! Like a record, baby, right round, round round! Neurotypical Citizen gets dropped for 8!
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Fallaway Slam.
But Dirty Dave counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Dirty Dave tries to make a Tilt-a-Whirl Backbreaker.
But Neurotypical Citizen counters for 4 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Dirty Dave makes German Suplex for 3 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Dirty Dave's chest for 1! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Dirty Dave makes an incredible Top-rope splash for 14 damage.
Unbelievable!
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Back Body Drop.
But Dirty Dave counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Dirty Dave waves his hands in a slightly menacing and vaguely martial arts fashion, then does a sidestep and drives a Thrust Kick into Neurotypical Citizen's face for 7!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Front Powerslam for 3 damage.
Dirty Dave grabs Neurotypical Citizen by the wrist and ducks underneath it, giving it a good, solid twist and locking in a Arm Bar for 2.
Dirty Dave leaps mightily into the air and performs a Drop Kick, connecting right in the middle of Neurotypical Citizen's chest for 7.
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a Cobra Clutch.
But Dirty Dave counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Dirty Dave makes Elbow drop for 4 damage.
These two make everyone else pale in comparison to their talent!
Neurotypical Citizen maliciously thrusts a finger into Dirty Dave's eye for 1! Even if Dirty Dave had goggles, they probably would have done nothing to protect him from that Eye Gouge!
Dirty Dave makes Wristlock for 6 damage.
Neurotypical Citizen makes a stupendous Shoulder Thrust for 3 damage.
Dirty Dave makes Spine Buster for 3 damage.
Dirty Dave tries to get out of the cage!
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but Neurotypical Citizen stops him!
Neurotypical Citizen deftly sidesteps Dirty Dave's attack, moves behind him and locks in a Full Nelson for 4!
Dirty Dave makes a stupendous Flip-Over Cover for 1 damage.
Dirty Dave is tossed over the top rope and slams right into the cage!
6 damage!
Dirty Dave makes a pathetic DIRTY BOOT for 3 damage.
My grandmother could have executed that move better!
Neurotypical Citizen makes a Shining Wizard for 7 damage.
I think I have his brains on my pants!
Dirty Dave makes a pathetic Spine Buster for 1 damage.
Well that hardly accomplished anything.
Wow, I think someone needs to restart my heart!
Neurotypical Citizen tries to make a 450 Splash.
But Dirty Dave counters for 1 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Dirty Dave lifts Neurotypical Citizen up in a fireman's carry... he spins him around and slams him down to the mat for 2, executing a brilliant Airplane spin drop! Neurotypical Citizen looks like he is going to puke!
Dirty Dave squats down over a prone Neurotypical Citizen and hooks his elbows over his knees. Dirty Dave locks his hands under Neurotypical Citizen's chin, sits, and pulls back with ferocity, inflicting a painful DIRTLOCK for 9.
Neurotypical Citizen makes a pathetic Gut Buster for 1 damage.
Did I miss something that made that move suck so bad?
Neurotypical Citizen tries to get out of the cage!
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but Dirty Dave stops him!
Dirty Dave grabs Neurotypical Citizen on each side of the head and sticks his own head under Neurotypical Citizen's chin. Dirty Dave drops sharply to his knees, smashing Neurotypical Citizen's jaw. What a Jaw Breaker for 3!
Neurotypical Citizen makes Wristlock for 2 damage.
Dirty Dave delivers a flesh-rending RIC FLAIR CHOP across Neurotypical Citizen's chest for 8! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Dirty Dave is helpless on the mat! Neurotypical Citizen positions himself at Dirty Dave's head and pulls him into a sitting position, resting against Neurotypical Citizen's knee. Neurotypical Citizen wraps his arm around his opponent's chin and begins to pull back HARD, executing a tendon-tearing Chin lock for 4!
Neurotypical Citizen catches Dirty Dave off guard and goes for a quick win! He puts him into a Compactor for 1 and the ref begins the count!
Dirty Dave stand Neurotypical Citizen up... he's getting ready! Dirty Dave takes measure of Neurotypical Citizen, jumps up and slams the top of his foot against the back of Neurotypical Citizen's head hitting a Back Brain Kick for 3!
Dirty Dave tries to get out of the cage!
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but Neurotypical Citizen stops him!
This is a terrific match so far!
Neurotypical Citizen is hoisted onto Dirty Dave's shoulders! What's he going to do?!? WHAM! Neurotypical Citizen is brought down onto Dirty Dave's knee for a tremendous Canadian Backbreaker for 9!
Match over : Dirty Dave survives and climbs out of the cage and wins the match
Neurotypical Citizen Effects
Lose cage +1
Money +214 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -2 Technique
Injury -1 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 129
Vital Life damage 13
Doctor Level 2
Dirty Dave Effects
Win cage +1
Money +512 $
Fame +6
Exp +5
Consciousness damage 65
Vital Life damage 7
Doctor Level 2
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