ChallengeId 5004828
Title Wrestling Machine(335743) vs Handsome Hank(337910)
AttackerId 335743
DefenderId 337910
Created 2024-06-15 03:13:06
Status Fought
MatchType LMS
WinnerId 335743
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AutoHeal: Wrestling Machine uses 24 Ap for healing 48 damage
AutoHeal: Handsome Hank uses 21 Ap for healing 41 damage
Wrestling Machine maliciously thrusts a finger into Handsome Hank's eye for 1! Even if Handsome Hank had goggles, they probably would have done nothing to protect him from that Eye Gouge!
Wrestling Machine squats down over a prone Handsome Hank and hooks his elbows over his knees. Wrestling Machine locks his hands under Handsome Hank's chin, sits, and pulls back with ferocity, inflicting a painful Camel Clutch for 2.
Handsome Hank tries to make a Sidewalk Slam.
But Wrestling Machine counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Handsome Hank delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Wrestling Machine's chest for 2! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Handsome Hank smashes Wrestling Machine head into the turnbuckle
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2!
He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Wrestling Machine wraps his arms around Handsome Hank, lifts him up and hits a Belly to Belly suplex for 2!
Handsome Hank makes Sidewalk Slam for 7 damage.
Wrestling Machine tries to make a Shining Wizard.
But Handsome Hank counters for 1 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Arm Drag Takedown.
But Wrestling Machine counters for 1 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
I was in a bathroom brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
Wrestling Machine grabs Handsome Hank's head and falls back, rolling up and hooking Handsome Hank's leg for 11... That's some BANG BANG!
Wrestling Machine stands behind Handsome Hank and grabs his wrists. Wrestling Machine kneels down, plants a knee in Handsome Hank's back and pulls HARD, executing a Bow and Arrow for 4!
Handsome Hank grabs Wrestling Machine by the throat and slams him down for 5 damage.
Wrestling Machine tries to make a Face Lock.
But Handsome Hank counters for 3 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Ankle Lock.
But Wrestling Machine counters for 2 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Wrestling Machine breaks Handsome Hank's momentum with a Knee to Gut for 3.
Handsome Hank makes a pathetic Unprettiest for 4 damage.
Wrestling Machine laughs in Handsome Hank's face!
Handsome Hank makes Kick for 2 damage.
Wrestling Machine throws Handsome Hank toward the ropes with a hard Irish Whip! Wrestling Machine tries to leap over Handsome Hank but is caught by surprise with a lightning-fast Clothesline for 6!
My house caught fire this morning, and this is actually more exciting!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Sleeper hold.
But Wrestling Machine counters for 3 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Handsome Hank squeezes the life out of Wrestling Machine with a Bear Hug for 10!
Wrestling Machine performs a backflip off the top rope and does a Moonsault for 4, causing Handsome Hank to writhe in pain on the mat! You'd be in pain, too, if you just had your moon salted!
Wrestling Machine tries to make a Spear.
But Handsome Hank counters for 7 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Handsome Hank grabs Wrestling Machine's arm under his own and steps around behind him. Handsome Hank hooks a leg over Wrestling Machine's thigh and tightens his grip, placing Wrestling Machine in a painful Abdominal Stretch for 2.
Handsome Hank makes Northern Lights Suplex/Pin for 5 damage.
Wrestling Machine makes German Suplex for 3 damage.
Wrestling Machine makes a stupendous Head Lock for 7 damage.
Handsome Hank was thrown around like a dog's chew-toy!
Handsome Hank is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Handsome Hank makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Wrestling Machine smashes Handsome Hank head into the turnbuckle
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4!
He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Wrestling Machine makes Kick for 2 damage.
Wrestling Machine tries to make a Neckbreaker.
But Handsome Hank counters for 2 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Wrestling Machine makes a pathetic Elbow drop for 1 damage.
Well that hardly accomplished anything.
Wrestling Machine makes Elbow drop for 4 damage.
Handsome Hank captures a dazed Wrestling Machine into a front face lock and hooks his leg. Wrestling Machine is lifted up and over and collides with the mat hard for 5, while Handsome Hank maintains his grip and bridges his back for the pin! What an amazing Cradle Suplex!
Into the ropes goes Handsome Hank... and he's brought down with a Big Boot for 3 from Wrestling Machine!
Handsome Hank delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Wrestling Machine's chest for 1! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Wrestling Machine is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Wrestling Machine makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Wrestling Machine tries to make a Northern Lights Suplex/Pin.
But Handsome Hank counters for 5 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Handsome Hank makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.
My bank I was in was robbed by armed gunmen with assult weapons, and this is actually more exciting!
Into the ropes goes Handsome Hank... and he's brought down with a Big Boot for 2 from Wrestling Machine!
Handsome Hank is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Handsome Hank makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Handsome Hank tries to make a Abdominal Stretch.
But Wrestling Machine counters for 1 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Handsome Hank makes Kick for 2 damage.
Wrestling Machine gets ready. he's setting Handsome Hank up. Wrestling Machine lifts Handsome Hank up across his shoulders, then applies pressure to Handsome Hank's neck and leg, bending him backwards in an Argentine Back Breaker for 6! He's trying to snap him in half!
Handsome Hank arrogantly sets up Wrestling Machine in a standing headscissors and takes his time to survey the crowd's reaction. He then leans forward and mightily flips and heaves Wrestling Machine onto his shoulder and finally raises him high into the air with arms outstretched. After a slight pause, Handsome Hank hatefully spikes Wrestling Machine into the mat with a Crucifix Powerbomb for a bone-crunching 12!
Round and round Wrestling Machine goes, I think his fist just broke Handsome Hank's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 3!
Handsome Hank presses his body close up against Wrestling Machine's back and grabs him around the waist, lifting him up and dropping him in a Back Suplex for 4.
Wrestling Machine is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Wrestling Machine makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Wrestling Machine makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.
Handsome Hank performs a Stomp for 2. He's stomping on Wrestling Machine like a caller at a square dance!
Wrestling Machine grabs Handsome Hank by the wrist and ducks underneath it, giving it a good, solid twist and locking in a Arm Bar for 7.
These two make everyone else pale in comparison to their talent!
Wrestling Machine deftly maneuvers himself behind Handsome Hank and locks him into control with an expertly applied Chicken Wing for 5!
Wrestling Machine catches Handsome Hank off guard and goes for a quick win! He puts him into a Compactor for 1 and the ref begins the count!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Turnbuckle smash.
But Wrestling Machine counters for 3 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Wrestling Machine gets ready. he's setting Handsome Hank up. Wrestling Machine lifts Handsome Hank up across his shoulders, then applies pressure to Handsome Hank's neck and leg, bending him backwards in an Argentine Back Breaker for 7! He's trying to snap him in half!
Wrestling Machine charges Handsome Hank. Handsome Hank coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Handsome Hank shoves his left arm under Wrestling Machine's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 1.
Wrestling Machine grabs Handsome Hank by the wrist and ducks underneath it, giving it a good, solid twist and locking in a Arm Bar for 7.
Into the ropes goes Wrestling Machine... and he's brought down with a UGLY FACE for 20 from Handsome Hank!
Wrestling Machine makes Hurricanrana for 5 damage.
Handsome Hank is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Handsome Hank makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Wrestling Machine tries to make a Chop.
But Handsome Hank counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
My bank I was in was robbed by armed gunmen with assult weapons, and this is actually more exciting!
Handsome Hank is sitting up, dazed. Wrestling Machine takes advantage and flips over Handsome Hank, grabbing his head in the air and violently snapping it forward with a Neck Snap for 2!
This time he is down for good. The Ref Counts:
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Match over : Wrestling Machine wins
Wrestling Machine Effects
Win LMS +1
Money +1318 $
Fame +24
Exp +3
Injury -1 Strength
Injury -1 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 111
Vital Life damage 12
Doctor Level 2
Handsome Hank Effects
Lose LMS +1
Money +245 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Strength
Injury -1 Technique
Consciousness damage 106
Vital Life damage 11
Doctor Level 2
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