ChallengeId 5009880
Title TITLE MATCH: Patagonian Pirate(338044) vs The Trash Man(337941)
AttackerId 338044
DefenderId 337941
Created 2024-07-22 00:03:04
Status Fought
MatchType Cage
WinnerId 337941

TITLE MATCH
AutoHeal: Patagonian Pirate uses 7 Ap for healing 14 damage
AutoHeal: The Trash Man uses 8 Ap for healing 16 damage
Patagonian Pirate balls his fist and hits The Trash Man right in the gut, making a Punch for 1.

The Trash Man winds up with a closed fist and drives it forward right into Patagonian Pirate's head! A Punch for 2!

Patagonian Pirate executes a crushing Bear Hug for 3! If this continues any longer, The Trash Man could suffer some serious kidney damage!

The Trash Man delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Patagonian Pirate's chest for 1! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!

Patagonian Pirate makes Shoulder Thrust for 2 damage.

Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Elbow drop.
But The Trash Man counters for 1 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!

The Trash Man thrusts Patagonian Pirate's head between his legs! I don't like where this is going... Patagonian Pirate is lifted into the air and is brought down with a thundering Power Bomb for 8!

The Trash Man makes an extraordinary Spine Buster for 7 damage.
I'm glad that's not me in there!

The Trash Man delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Patagonian Pirate's chest for 1! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!

Patagonian Pirate smashes The Trash Man head into the turnbuckle

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He's stumbling around like a drunk!

The Trash Man tries to make a Crucifix Powerbomb.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 1 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!

Patagonian Pirate leaps mightily into the air and performs a Jolly Roger, connecting right in the middle of The Trash Man's chest for 1.

Patagonian Pirate leaps mightily into the air and performs a Jolly Roger, connecting right in the middle of The Trash Man's chest for 7.

Patagonian Pirate makes Flying Cross Body for 2 damage.

The Trash Man makes Elbow drop for 4 damage.

Patagonian Pirate balls his fist and hits The Trash Man right in the gut, making a Punch for 2.

The Trash Man quickly takes a step back and snaps his foot out to the side, catching Patagonian Pirate right on the chin with a Thrust Kick causing 8! I was barely able to see that!

Patagonian Pirate makes a stupendous Flying Cross Body for 6 damage.
The Trash Man is gasping for air like a dying fish!

The Trash Man makes Neckbreaker for 5 damage.

The Trash Man delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Patagonian Pirate's chest for 2! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!

Patagonian Pirate climbs to the second rope and waits for The Trash Man to regain a vertical base. Patagonian Pirate leaps over The Trash Man, grabbing his head and landing heavily, transferring the shock into a Flying Neckbreaker for 7!

Round and round The Trash Man goes, I think his fist just broke Patagonian Pirate's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 2!

Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Elbow drop.
But The Trash Man counters for 3 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!

Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Head Lock.
But The Trash Man counters for 2 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!

My bank I was in was robbed by armed gunmen with assult weapons, and this is actually more exciting!

Patagonian Pirate makes a pathetic Flying Cross Body for 1 damage.
The Trash Man laughs in Patagonian Pirate's face!

Patagonian Pirate climbs to the second rope and waits for The Trash Man to regain a vertical base. Patagonian Pirate leaps over The Trash Man, grabbing his head and landing heavily, transferring the shock into a Flying Neckbreaker for 17!

The Trash Man charges Patagonian Pirate and executes a beautiful SPEAR for 24, nearly impaling him with his shoulder. He went through him like grass through a goose!

The Trash Man tries to get out of the cage!
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but Patagonian Pirate stops him!

The Trash Man charges Patagonian Pirate. Patagonian Pirate coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Patagonian Pirate shoves his left arm under The Trash Man's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 2.

The Trash Man thrusts Patagonian Pirate's head between his legs! I don't like where this is going... Patagonian Pirate is lifted into the air and is brought down with a thundering Power Bomb for 6!

Patagonian Pirate bounces off the ropes, and flips over The Trash Man, grabbing the waist and pulling him over with a Sunset Flip for 1!

The Trash Man quickly takes a step back and snaps his foot out to the side, catching Patagonian Pirate right on the chin with a Thrust Kick causing 1! I was barely able to see that!

The Trash Man bends low and grabs Patagonian Pirate's legs. He lifts him up, then kneels down, one knee driving up in between Patagonian Pirate's legs in a spine-compressing Atomic Drop for 3 that leaves Patagonian Pirate hopping up and down. Patagonian Pirate will be singing soprano after that one!

Patagonian Pirate charges The Trash Man. The Trash Man coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. The Trash Man shoves his left arm under Patagonian Pirate's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 1.

I was in a bathroom brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!

Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Flying Cross Body.
But The Trash Man counters for 3 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!

The Trash Man waves his hands in a slightly menacing and vaguely martial arts fashion, then does a sidestep and drives a Thrust Kick into Patagonian Pirate's face for 5!

The Trash Man charges Patagonian Pirate. Patagonian Pirate coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Patagonian Pirate shoves his left arm under The Trash Man's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 2.

Patagonian Pirate tries to get out of the cage!
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but The Trash Man stops him!

The Trash Man hooks Patagonian Pirate's arms behind his back and looks to the crowd. The Trash Man is going to attempt a Tiger Driver and Patagonian Pirate appears helpless... The Trash Man lifts him upside-down and drops him head first to the mat for 7!

Match over : The Trash Man survives and climbs out of the cage and wins the match

Patagonian Pirate Effects
Lose cage +1
Money +393 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -2 Aerial
Injury -2 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 96
Vital Life damage 10
Doctor Level 2

The Trash Man Effects
Win cage +1
Money +938 $
Fame +6
Exp +4
Consciousness damage 59
Vital Life damage 6
Doctor Level 2


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