ChallengeId 5016963
Title Ham(326295) vs Nirvana(255854)
AttackerId 326295
DefenderId 255854
Created 2024-09-07 02:51:55
Status Fought
MatchType LMS
WinnerId 255854
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Nirvana lifts Ham up and brings him crashing down bottom first on his knee. The Atomic Drop hits for a thundering 1! That's his tailbone, ladies and gentlemen!
Ham tries to make a Irish Whip into the corner.
But Nirvana counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Nirvana is choking Ham for 1 damage, but the ref breaks it up!
Ham smashes Nirvana head into the turnbuckle
1!
2!
He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Nirvana makes Northern Lights Suplex/Pin for 4 damage.
Ham makes Shoulder Thrust for 1 damage.
Ham hooks Nirvana's arms behind his back and looks to the crowd. Ham is going to attempt a Tiger Driver and Nirvana appears helpless... Ham lifts him upside-down and drops him head first to the mat for 4!
Nirvana bends his arm up next to his head, slaps his elbow twice, then drives it down on the forehead of Ham for 4! He sure know how to make a Elbow Smash hurt!
Round and round Nirvana goes, I think his fist just broke Ham's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 1!
My bank I was in was robbed by armed gunmen with assult weapons, and this is actually more exciting!
Into the ropes goes Nirvana... and he's brought down with a Big Boot for 2 from Ham!
Nirvana balls his fist and hits Ham right in the gut, making a Punch for 1.
Nirvana charges Ham. Ham coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Ham shoves his left arm under Nirvana's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 3.
Into the ropes goes Nirvana... and he's brought down with a Big Boot for 3 from Ham!
Into the ropes goes Ham... and he's brought down with a Big Boot for 5 from Nirvana!
Ham tries to make a Drop Kick.
But Nirvana counters for 4 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Nirvana is sent into the ropes... Ham gets a running start and performs a Drop Kick for 2, sending Nirvana back staggering!
Ham looks a bit groggy. Nirvana waits behind him, then quickly sticks his arms under Ham's arms and locks his hands behind Ham's head, cinching in a Full Nelson for 5!
With an impressive show of 'roid rage induced strength, Nirvana presses Ham above his head, then performs a Gorilla Press for 3, simply letting Ham drop right to the ground.
These two make everyone else pale in comparison to their talent!
Ham makes an extraordinary Head Lock for 7 damage.
That was the prettiest thing I've ever seen!
Ham makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.
Nirvana breaks Ham's momentum with a Knee to Gut for 3.
Nirvana makes an extraordinary Elbow drop for 5 damage.
Wow, he must only suck every other day!
Nirvana makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.
Ham is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Ham makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Nirvana performs a Stomp for 2. He's stomping on Ham like a caller at a square dance!
Nirvana makes a pathetic Spine Buster for 1 damage.
Ham is unfazed!
Ham makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.
Ham makes a stupendous Elbow drop for 6 damage.
Holy crap, I bet they heard that hit all the way in China!
Nirvana is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Nirvana makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Nirvana lifts Ham up and brings him crashing down bottom first on his knee. The Atomic Drop hits for a thundering 1! That's his tailbone, ladies and gentlemen!
I was in a nursing home brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
Nirvana makes a stupendous Spinning punch for 3 damage.
Nirvana advances upon Ham and pushes him off balance, skillfully ending the exchange and sending Ham to the floor with a Back Heel Trip for 1!
Nirvana delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Ham's chest for 1! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Nirvana delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Ham's chest for 1! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Nirvana breaks Ham's momentum with a Knee to Gut for 2.
Nirvana yanks Ham to the mat with a Hair Pull for 1! This should be illegal... it must be a Greco-Roman hair pull!
Nirvana makes Splash for 4 damage.
Nirvana makes Kick for 1 damage.
Ham is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Ham makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Nirvana makes Monkey Flip for 1 damage.
Nirvana makes Half Nelson for 2 damage.
My house caught fire this morning, and this is actually more exciting!
Ham never should have stepped into the ring with this guy.
Nirvana executes a tremendous Slap across Ham's face for 1. Oh dear, that HAD to hurt... or at least annoy the heck out of Ham...
Ham makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.
Nirvana arrogantly sets up Ham in a standing headscissors and takes his time to survey the crowd's reaction. He then leans forward and mightily flips and heaves Ham onto his shoulder and finally raises him high into the air with arms outstretched. After a slight pause, Nirvana hatefully spikes Ham into the mat with a Crucifix Powerbomb for a bone-crunching 10!
Nirvana makes a pathetic Splash for 1 damage.
Ham laughs in Nirvana's face!
Nirvana performs a Stomp for 1. He's stomping on Ham like a caller at a square dance!
Nirvana advances upon Ham and pushes him off balance, skillfully ending the exchange and sending Ham to the floor with a Back Heel Trip for 1!
Ham tries to make a Tiger Driver.
But Nirvana counters for 1 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Ham makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.
Nirvana locks Ham's leg under his armpit and leans back in a Achilles Tendon Hold for 1! The pain must be excruciating!
Nirvana bites Ham for 1. Who does he think he is, Mike Tyson?!
I was mugged yesterday, and this is actually more exciting!
Ham is sent hurtling toward the ropes with an Irish Whip! A waiting and eager Nirvana is waiting on his return trip with a hellacious Whatchacallit for 21!
This time he is down for good. The Ref Counts:
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Match over : Nirvana wins
Ham Effects
Lose LMS +1
Money +136 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Submission
Injury -1 Technique
Injury -2 Aerial
Consciousness damage 98
Vital Life damage 10
Doctor Level 2
Nirvana Effects
Win LMS +1
Money +373 $
Fame +6
Exp +1
Consciousness damage 33
Vital Life damage 4
Doctor Level 2
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