ChallengeId 5020329
Title TITLE MATCH: Insano(337707) vs Handsome Hank(337910)
AttackerId 337707
DefenderId 337910
Created 2024-10-02 00:03:06
Status Fought
MatchType LMS
WinnerId 337707
TITLE MATCH
AutoHeal: Insano uses 36 Ap for healing 71 damage
AutoHeal: Handsome Hank uses 39 Ap for healing 78 damage
Insano has 100 hidden fame bonus from being a 1 time Legend !!
Insano squats down over a prone Handsome Hank and hooks his elbows over his knees. Insano locks his hands under Handsome Hank's chin, sits, and pulls back with ferocity, inflicting a painful Camel Clutch for 7.
Insano makes a pathetic Head Lock for 1 damage.
Handsome Hank is unfazed!
Insano looks a bit groggy. Handsome Hank waits behind him, then quickly sticks his arms under Insano's arms and locks his hands behind Insano's head, cinching in a Full Nelson for 4!
Handsome Hank smashes Insano head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Insano grabs Handsome Hank's ankle and locks in a Ankle Lock for 4. Handsome Hank winces in agony!
Round and round Insano goes, I think his fist just broke Handsome Hank's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 2!
Insano makes a stupendous Flip-Over Cover for 1 damage.
Handsome Hank makes an incredible Snake Eyes for 5 damage.
Insano is left twitching on the mat!
Handsome Hank squeezes the life out of Insano with a Bear Hug for 3!
Round and round Insano goes, I think his fist just broke Handsome Hank's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 1!
Handsome Hank is lying on the ropes trying to catch his breath... OH MY! Insano grabs the back of Handsome Hank's head and jumps to the arena floor, clotheslining Handsome Hank on the top rope with a sneaky Ring Rope Clothesline Snap for 10!
Handsome Hank smashes Insano head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Handsome Hank makes Vertical Suplex for 7 damage.
Insano captures a dazed Handsome Hank into a front face lock and hooks his leg. Handsome Hank is lifted up and over and collides with the mat hard for 2, while Insano maintains his grip and bridges his back for the pin! What an amazing Cradle Suplex!
Handsome Hank makes Hanging Fallaway Suplex for 8 damage.
Handsome Hank is down... Insano climbs the ropes and leaps with his arms out to the side and buries his head into Handsome Hank's chest with a Diving Headbutt for 6!
Insano makes a stupendous Shoulder Thrust for 3 damage.
Handsome Hank delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Insano's chest for 2! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Insano makes a pathetic German Suplex for 1 damage.
My grandmother could have executed that move better!
Handsome Hank is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Handsome Hank makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Handsome Hank smashes Insano head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Insano is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Insano makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
I was in a nursing home brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
Handsome Hank stand Insano up... he's getting ready! Handsome Hank takes measure of Insano, jumps up and slams the top of his foot against the back of Insano's head hitting a Back Brain Kick for 2!
Insano makes Head scissors for 2 damage.
Insano hoists Handsome Hank onto his shoulders, setting him up for a Airplane spin drop! He's spinning him right round, baby, right round! Like a record, baby, right round, round round! Handsome Hank gets dropped for 3!
Handsome Hank is sent hurtling toward the ropes with an Irish Whip! A waiting and eager Insano is waiting on his return trip with a hellacious Clothesline for 5!
Handsome Hank makes Shoulder Thrust for 2 damage.
Insano grabs the arm of Handsome Hank and drops it over his shoulder for 4.
Handsome Hank holds Insano in a standing front facelock then falls back, slamming Insano's head into the mat for 4. I think he tried to bury him with that DDT!
Handsome Hank stand Insano up... he's getting ready! Handsome Hank takes measure of Insano, jumps up and slams the top of his foot against the back of Insano's head hitting a Back Brain Kick for 12!
Insano makes a Shining Wizard for 7 damage.
I think I have his brains on my pants!
This is a terrific match so far!
Handsome Hank makes Head Lock for 2 damage.
After absorbing some tremendous blows Handsome Hank is left groggy, allowing Insano to easily slip behind him and lock in an excruciating Cobra Clutch for 1!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Irish Whip into the corner.
But Insano counters for 1 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Handsome Hank makes Sidewalk Slam for 7 damage.
Handsome Hank is down... Insano climbs the ropes and leaps with his arms out to the side and buries his head into Handsome Hank's chest with a Diving Headbutt for 8!
Insano tosses Handsome Hank for 2 damage!
Handsome Hank is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Handsome Hank makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Handsome Hank arrogantly sets up Insano in a standing headscissors and takes his time to survey the crowd's reaction. He then leans forward and mightily flips and heaves Insano onto his shoulder and finally raises him high into the air with arms outstretched. After a slight pause, Handsome Hank hatefully spikes Insano into the mat with a Crucifix Powerbomb for a bone-crunching 9!
Insano is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Insano makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Insano makes a stupendous Kick for 3 damage.
Insano holds Handsome Hank in a standing front facelock then falls back, slamming Handsome Hank's head into the mat for 5. I think he tried to bury him with that DDT!
My town got attacked by hordes of the undead, and this is actually more exciting!
Handsome Hank makes a pathetic Unprettiest for 3 damage.
Well that hardly accomplished anything.
Insano makes a pathetic Insane Pin for 4 damage.
Well that hardly accomplished anything.
Insano bounces off the ropes, and flips over Handsome Hank, grabbing the waist and pulling him over with a Sunset Flip for 1!
Handsome Hank hooks both arms of Insano! He brings him to the mat back first for 1!
Handsome Hank thrusts Insano's head between his legs! I don't like where this is going... Insano is lifted into the air and is brought down with a thundering HANK SHANK for 14!
Insano performs a Stomp for 1. He's stomping on Handsome Hank like a caller at a square dance!
Handsome Hank is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Handsome Hank makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Handsome Hank captures a dazed Insano into a front face lock and hooks his leg. Insano is lifted up and over and collides with the mat hard for 3, while Handsome Hank maintains his grip and bridges his back for the pin! What an amazing Cradle Suplex!
Insano grabs Handsome Hank's ankle and locks in a Ankle Lock for 5. Handsome Hank winces in agony!
Handsome Hank makes Unprettiest for 7 damage.
Insano makes an extraordinary Stall Suplex for 12 damage.
That was the prettiest thing I've ever seen!
Handsome Hank makes a pathetic HANDSOME SPLASH for 2 damage.
Insano is unfazed!
I stared at the sun for WAY to long, and this is actually more exciting!
Insano grabs Handsome Hank around the waist. Insano suplexes once.... twice.... three times! There it is folks, a Rolling Germans for 13!
This time he is down for good. The Ref Counts:
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Match over : Insano wins
Insano Effects
Win LMS +1
Money +1142 $
Fame +6
Exp +5
Injury -1 Strength
Injury -1 Technique
Consciousness damage 106
Vital Life damage 11
Doctor Level 2
Handsome Hank Effects
Lose LMS +1
Money +404 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Strength
Injury -1 Submission
Injury -2 Aerial
Injury -1 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 115
Vital Life damage 12
Doctor Level 2
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