ChallengeId 5026084
Title TOURNAMENT MATCH: Patagonian Pirate(338044) vs Handsome Hank(337910)
AttackerId 338044
DefenderId 337910
Created 2024-11-18 00:03:11
Status Fought
MatchType Table
WinnerId 337910
TOURNAMENT MATCH
AutoHeal: Patagonian Pirate uses 10 Ap for healing 20 damage
Handsome Hank arrogantly sets up Patagonian Pirate in a standing headscissors and takes his time to survey the crowd's reaction. He then leans forward and mightily flips and heaves Patagonian Pirate onto his shoulder and finally raises him high into the air with arms outstretched. After a slight pause, Handsome Hank hatefully spikes Patagonian Pirate into the mat with a Crucifix Powerbomb for a bone-crunching 8!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Head Lock.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 4 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Handsome Hank makes an extraordinary German Suplex for 5 damage.
Unbelievable!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Neckbreaker.
But Handsome Hank counters for 2 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Patagonian Pirate climbs to the second rope and waits for Handsome Hank to regain a vertical base. Patagonian Pirate leaps over Handsome Hank, grabbing his head and landing heavily, transferring the shock into a Flying Neckbreaker for 10!
Patagonian Pirate makes an incredible Senton Splash for 8 damage.
I bet his cage is rattled after that one!
Patagonian Pirate gets ready. he's setting Handsome Hank up. Patagonian Pirate lifts Handsome Hank up across his shoulders, then applies pressure to Handsome Hank's neck and leg, bending him backwards in an Argentine Back Breaker for 2! He's trying to snap him in half!
Handsome Hank makes a stupendous Front Suplex for 14 damage.
Patagonian Pirate was thrown around like a dog's chew-toy!
Handsome Hank leaps mightily into the air and performs a Drop Kick, connecting right in the middle of Patagonian Pirate's chest for 3.
My town got attacked by hordes of the undead, and this is actually more exciting!
Handsome Hank makes a stupendous HANDSOME SPLASH for 23 damage.
I bet his cage is rattled after that one!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Flying Neckbreaker.
But Handsome Hank counters for 1 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Handsome Hank makes Kick for 2 damage.
Handsome Hank deftly maneuvers himself behind Patagonian Pirate and locks him into control with an expertly applied Chicken Wing for 5!
Patagonian Pirate makes an incredible Scorpion Deathlock for 6 damage.
Holy crap, I bet they heard that hit all the way in China!
Handsome Hank makes a stupendous Shoulder Thrust for 3 damage.
Handsome Hank makes Sidewalk Slam for 3 damage.
Handsome Hank is setting up the table. He is dragging Patagonian Pirate up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But Patagonian Pirate breaks it up.
Handsome Hank is lying supine... Patagonian Pirate capitalizes and grabs Handsome Hank's ankles and hooks them, stepping over into a Boston Crab for a painful 6!
Handsome Hank tenaciously traps Patagonian Pirate in a head lock and then points straight ahead. The crowd roars as Handsome Hank runs and leaps with Patagonian Pirate's head in tow! Both wrestlers land on the mat with a crunching thud as Handsome Hank delivers a powerful Bulldog for 7!
Handsome Hank is sent hurtling toward the ropes with an Irish Whip! A waiting and eager Patagonian Pirate is waiting on his return trip with a hellacious Skull and Crossbones for 13!
Patagonian Pirate is setting up the table. He is dragging Handsome Hank up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But Handsome Hank breaks it up.
Handsome Hank makes Full Nelson Slam for 4 damage.
Wow, I think someone needs to restart my heart!
Handsome Hank makes an extraordinary Pile Driver for 15 damage.
Patagonian Pirate was thrown around like a dog's chew-toy!
Handsome Hank is lying supine... Patagonian Pirate capitalizes and grabs Handsome Hank's ankles and hooks them, stepping over into a Boston Crab for a painful 4!
Handsome Hank makes a pathetic Tilt-a-Whirl Backbreaker for 1 damage.
Patagonian Pirate must be impervious!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Figure four leg lock.
But Handsome Hank counters for 1 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Patagonian Pirate grabs Handsome Hank by the throat and slams him down for 1 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes a pathetic Surfboard for 1 damage.
Patagonian Pirate is really sucking tonight.
Handsome Hank tries to make a Clothesline.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Patagonian Pirate makes a stupendous Sleeper hold for 7 damage.
I'm glad that's not me in there!
Patagonian Pirate is setting up the table. He is dragging Handsome Hank up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But Handsome Hank breaks it up.
Patagonian Pirate is sent into the ropes... Handsome Hank gets a running start and performs a Drop Kick for 1, sending Patagonian Pirate back staggering!
My house caught fire this morning, and this is actually more exciting!
Handsome Hank grabs Patagonian Pirate on each side of the head and sticks his own head under Patagonian Pirate's chin. Handsome Hank drops sharply to his knees, smashing Patagonian Pirate's jaw. What a Jaw Breaker for 10!
Round and round Handsome Hank goes, I think his fist just broke Patagonian Pirate's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 1!
Handsome Hank is setting up the table. He is dragging Patagonian Pirate up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But Patagonian Pirate breaks it up.
Patagonian Pirate performs a Stomp for 2. He's stomping on Handsome Hank like a caller at a square dance!
Handsome Hank arrogantly sets up Patagonian Pirate in a standing headscissors and takes his time to survey the crowd's reaction. He then leans forward and mightily flips and heaves Patagonian Pirate onto his shoulder and finally raises him high into the air with arms outstretched. After a slight pause, Handsome Hank hatefully spikes Patagonian Pirate into the mat with a Crucifix Powerbomb for a bone-crunching 8!
Match over : Handsome Hank smashes the table and wins
Patagonian Pirate Effects
Lose table +1
Money +331 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Strength
Injury -2 Submission
Consciousness damage 117
Vital Life damage 12
Doctor Level 2
Handsome Hank Effects
Win table +1
Money +841 $
Fame +6
Exp +4
Consciousness damage 65
Vital Life damage 7
Doctor Level 2
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